Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Lois Griffin: What the hell happened? Chris! Chris Griffin: I found it and it moved and it blinked and it called me fat and I kissed it and I… Stevie Griffin: My time machine! You bloated oaf! I should […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there’s a f–kin’ fly in here! I’ll get that son of a bitch. Come here, you pecker-necked mother-f–ker. Damn! I missed that little asshole. I got you no…f–k! Son of a bitch! Come here you twirly slut. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I got…damn! […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are going to kick Coldplay’s ass! Chris Martin: Ow! Stop! It hurts! Me: Yeah! Hurts! Don’t it bitch?! CM: Please! Make it stop! Me: You’d like that wouldn’t you? CM: Stop…The Beatles! Me: It’s called music you […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel. What do you call the number two priest? Holy s–t. On this episode of Dipstick Paguski, we have…what the? Katie: Oh Jesperd! I love you! Jesperd: You’re hackneyed! Katie: Ow! You slapped me! Jesperd: Welcome to Wal-Mart! Katie: Ow! Stop! What […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you need to hear the story of Chochco. Chochco was peeing in a baby stroller one day when a man asked him what time it was. Chochco chucked the baby into the pond and said that it was time for him […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… A Goose: Honk! Me: What the… A Goose: Honk! Me: Hey! Stop that! A Goose: Honk Honk! Me: Shut up! A Goose: Honk! Me: You’re pissing me off! A Goose: Honk! Me: Shut the f–k up! A Goose: […]
Welcome to this week’s column of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Mr. Rogers here with us. Mr. Rogers: Hello my television neighbor. I wanted to talk to you about violence. When people watch violence, that doesn’t make them violent. Violence is wanting to be violent […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I know who shot JR: carnies! Jim Ross: Nobody shot me mother-f–ker! JR fine! Me: Not you egghead! JR from Dynasty…or Dallas…whatever it’s called. Jim: I’m special mother-f–ker! Shut the mouth or it gets shut! Me: Is that what happened […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a problem. I gots the chafes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I gots the chafes! There’s only one way to stop this. Orgy! Gannnnnnnngbaaaaaaaannnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Several hours later… Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! All these naked people are f–king each other! Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Luaralla: Naythun! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have what could be the biggest wrestling match of the year. In a 60 Minute Iron-Man Match, Josh Alexander defends the X-Division Title against TJP. Josh and TJP have had several great matches against each other this year in […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling’s Double Or Nothing, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are finally here for Double Or Nothing. I’m in Vegas losing my ass. Help! Jimmy Tudiqs: I’mma break you legs! You gotta pay up you little dink! Me: I’ll have the money in the morning! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches here, including a major Triple Threat as an opener. What’s that? There’s a bear behind me? Bruce Vilanche: Who wants sex?! Me: Oh God! No! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! BV: Come back! No means yes! Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! NXT starts […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m on assignment guarding my latest client. I have to get him to Washington D.C. to testify in the Supreme Court on who let the dogs out. Samuel L. Jackson: Muthafukka! Hurry yo ass up! I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have to be quiet, or the monsters will get us. Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up asshole! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut…up! Bob: Mustard’s comin’? Me: No! Monsters! They hate sound! We are in […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some groovy matches. Now, let’s enjoy some wrestling. Wait a minute…there’s an envelope in here from Seth Rogen, Snoop Dogg and Kevin Nealon, with post-marking subsidised by notable publication High Times. I wonder what’s in this envelo………………………………oh s–t […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from Violent By Design becoming the Tag Champions last week. It’s times like this that I’m reminded of the story of Stukanga Gaitoo. Stukanga Gaitoo was a farmer’s hand in ancient Mesopotamia, when the wind was […]
Welcome to this return of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this simplified version of the column shall encompass all of the major reviews on the site and serve as the exclusive debut of many of the leagues’ different reviews, including the Major League Wrestling, Ring Of Honor, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Karrion Kross defends the NXT Title against Finn Balor. Who will win this massive main event? I…what the… Giant Chicken: BAGAAAAAAA!!!!!!! John Madden: Okay. Here’s what’s going on. We’ve got the fat bald guy and the big chicken from Family Guy […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I am the robotic unit called N.A.T.H.A.N F.A.V.E.L, which is an acronym for Neurotronic Automated Technological Hardwired Android Nipple F—king Asshole Vagina Eating Loser….nick name: G. I, or G, as I am often called, am here amongst my mechanical brethren […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… The Noid: HUNGAHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Ah! The Noid! He’s here for the pizza! The Noid: WOGA! Me: Bastard! The Noid: TIGGULEBITTEES!!!!! Me: I’ll whoop that ass! Rob Van Dam: Hey dude! Being an independent […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Don Callis is possibly done as Executive Vice President. Hey hey! Alright! Callis has been rumored to be a sexual predator for some time and has possibly been a predator at Impact. If Callis is in fact a good […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Catherine Breillat here to bring culture to the review. Catherine Breillat: Dis review needs to touch the precipice of sexuality and the malaise of suburbia needs to be challenged as a result of dis. Me: Huh? […]
