Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania Backlash, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches to get to and…what the… Glitterbell, The Sissy Pirate: Aaaaaaagh! What what in the butt butt me matey? Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!!!!!!! Me: What the f… GB: Aaaaaaagh! […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Under Siege event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have big ol’ show to break-down. Tom Petty: Don’t use my songs for sentences! Me: Yes sir. TP: My teeth are weird! Me: Huh? TP: You wanna get f—ked up?! Me: No! TP: Genju namakayo bakada […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m in 1989 helping Brian Yuzna finish editing the gross f—kin’ movie “Society”. Brian Yuzna: Ending needs more shunting. Tongues become asses nailing taint. (wall explodes) David Cronenberg: I have heard through the weirdo filmmaker grapevine that you have bested me […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome to Prison Jeopardy with your host, Mike Tyson! Mike Tyson: Welcome back thu Jeffpardy! I Mie Tython! I went to prithin fo rapf in the ‘90s and now I doin’ dis s—t. Hear is our contesthants! From Stupidville, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have brought together an army to rob a casino in a zombie-infested Las Vegas. This is…The Army Of The Dead! Wait…why aren’t they moving? Hey assholes! Get up! You think because you’re dead that you don’t have to […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donald Trump peeing. Donald Trump: I’m peeing! Whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz! Me: We’ve got more new arrivals! Here we go! DT: I’m pissing…pissing you off! Match #1: Asher Hale […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show has three matches that are the bomb, yo! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! SWAT: Bomb threat has been called! Anal probe! Me: What?! What are you doing? Why are you near my ass? Fingers? What’s with those fingers? Your hand […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Styx! Tommy Shaw: Want some coke? Me: No Tommy Shaw. I don’t want any coke. TS: Want some coke? Me: No. I just said that. TS: Want some coke? Me: Shut up! TS: Want some coke? Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more in Nick Aldis’s quest to not be called Brutus Magnus any more. There’s plenty to cover here, so let’s…what the… Stevie The Monkey: OO OO OO! AH AH AH! Me: Stupid monkey! Go to Hell! STM: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches before Under Siege. Steven Seagal: I’m on a boat and then a choo choo. Me: Boat then a choo choo? SS: Boat then a choo choo. Gary Busey: Under siege! (gets stabbed in neck) SS: […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of great matches here. I’m excited. Bernie Sanders: I’m not! Me: Bernie Sanders! BS: I hate wrestling! They’re not socialists! Me: Well, socialism isn’t normally a good thing. BS: Yes it is! Me: How? BS: Well…equality! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the news machine here to bring us all the news of the show. I…it’s coming…slowly…very slowly. Well, we have a moment before…now? No. How about now? No. It sure is hard to get the news of this show when…it […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Maya Angelou here to speak with us about reverence. Maya Angelou: I have reverence. I am in awe of the eye of child that sees for the first time and knows all too well what is in […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Andre The Giant is here. Andre The Giant: I hate baby oil! I hate it! Me: Daniel Bryan is gone and… ATG: I hate baby oil! F—k that s—t! Me: Cesaro seems poised to be the contender to the […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two new arrivals on the scene. Ari Sterling and Ikeman Jiro are debuting in what feels like the biggest shot to the arm in a few years. Having wrestlers debut on 205 is an exciting moment that should […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Mahgoogy: Hi there gang! I’m Mahgoogy! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Me: What the f—k is a Mahgoogy? Mahgoogy: Shut the f—king mouth! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Mahgoogy is your friend! Mahgoogy brings you love! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Me: Why is your hand rubbing your ass? […]
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the season finale of a wrestling show. That’s new. What will the wrestlers do with no matches to wrestle? Will they get a f—king job?! These lazy bastards have been allowed to not work long enough! […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the T.V. Title match between Tracy Williams and Tony Deppen. That’s gonna be a good one. It’s a pretty varied card on this occasion, with…what the… Chip Kazungas: Howdy ma’am! I’mmmmmmmmm… (shot in face) Me: That character […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this review is brought to you by Jombee’s Cannibal Chow. Jombee’s Cannibal Chow…food made by the poor, for the poor and from the poor. We’ve got more action in the qualifiers for the six-man match and all the crack you […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s time for Blood & Guts! Ew. That sounds so gross. Well, it’s just the original WarGames match, so don’t worry. They’ll all be dead soon! Jonjo! Activate the nuclear implosion/explosion device! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Jonjo: Da wut? Me: You know, I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is retired boxing icon George Foreman. George Foreman: I punched a man in da face one time and he cried like a pussy, so I kicked his ass. Me: Holy s–t! GF: This is my son George and my son […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Marge Schott: Shut the f–k up! Welcome to my show, “Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!” KALFK! On this show babe, we got the owner and dictator of the World Wrestling Entertainment himself, Vince McMahon! KALFK! KALFK! […]
