Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more of Christian Cage on a show where we have the fallout from Emergence. Angelina Jolie once said, “I ain’t no whore! Connect Four!” She might not have actually said that, but I do say that Impact starts […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from CM Punk’s official arrival into AEW. He’s All Elite! Wouldn’t it be better to just call him Elite? Calling every new signing All Elite is bad grammar…Kelsey Grammer. Scrambled eggs! On this show, we have […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we may have a big change in how NXT is presented this week, or it’ll be the same old deal. Samoa Joe is champion. Not bad for a guy that was fired a few months ago. I’m excited to see where […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from SummerSlam, which seems to have pissed everybody off despite being pretty decent by and large. Brock Lesnar is a face and Becky Lynch is rumored to be a heel. Eh. Vince just can’t […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Rampage review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and somebody might be showing up on this show to show how to put on a show. Yes, I’m show! Don’t doubt me! Also, some matches are on here. Who watches wrestling for matches? Are you ready? Too bad! It’s time […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last show before SummerSlam. Jeffery Epstein: Boy for sale! Boy for sale! Elian Gonzalez: Is this legal? Jeffery Epstein: SIlence! Me: Wait a minute! You’re dead! Also, I thought you only liked women? JE: I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Christian Cage returning to Impact and as it’s champion no less. I’m thrilled he’s back. He left because Vince offered him the farm to come back to WWE, but Christian is back and that’s what matters. I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Breitbart. Gotcha! We’re here on Nerdly! I’m Nathan Favel and I’m so happy to pretend to be in a good mood in the name of wrestling. We got two matches here and… Alex Jones: The Russians invented food to kill us all! Me: No […]
Welcome to the Road To WWE SummerSlam, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is a special recap of the past few major shows that have led to SummerSlam. Hell In A Cell Natalya (with Tamina) defeated Mandy Rose (with Dana Brooke) – 5 out of 10 Bianca Belair (c) defeated Bayley – […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Chris Jericho fights MJF in the main event. It’s been a long time coming and…what the… Benny and the Jets: Yo baby! We Benny and the Jets! Me: Like the song? Benny: F–k you! Ain’t no sissy-s–t asshole song! Benny […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and after writing a Raw review with Elvis, I’ve decided I’m Elvis now. F–k off, Leo Sayer! F–k off Lynn Anderson! F–k off, Judy Collins! F–k off, Van Morrison! F–k off, Michael Johnson! F–k off, Vangellis! F–k off, Minnie Riperton! F–k off, […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel… Elvis Presley: …and I’m Elvis! Here comes the king! Hocha! Me: You’re the king? Elvis: Yeah man. Kapowa! Me: You’ve been accused of grooming teen girls over the years. Elvis: Hiya! Wait…what? Me: Did you? Elvis: How would I […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to date the announcer from Superfriends. Announcer From Superfriends: Meanwhile, under Nathan Favel’s bra! Me: Oh my God! You are such a perv! Vince McMahon: My first homosexual experience was with a trucker. I fuc… Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s debut of All Elite Wrestling: Rampage, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and on this special debut Rampage, which sees Christian Cage challenge Kenny Omega for the IMPACT World Title, we have a sponsor: Narrator: From Moorvel Studios and Walnit Dizknee Pictures comes the hit of the summer…Spider-Jew! When young […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Michael Flattley, The Lord Of the Dance. Michael Flattley, The Lord Of The Dance: I am Michael Flattley, The Lord Of The Dance! Me: Dancing’s stupid! (Michael Flattley is shot) Dance your p—y ass now! Well, Impact has […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Darby Allin here. Darby Allin: I am here. Me: How was your weekend? DA: Ummmmmm…okay. Me: Did anything…happen? DA: Ummmmmm…no? Me: Nothing came to light from a woman…of your past? DA: Ummmmmm… Me: She didn’t say […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Triple H: Watches for sale! Watches for sale! Me: Triple H? What are you doing here? HHH: Vince found out I was trying to use his money to book a Ring Of Honot knockoff and took my roster away. Now I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I missed a few weeks already, due to forgetting and being pulled in a few different directions otherwise. I’m back and ready to pretend I didn’t miss a few weeks. Last week’s review was great. I’m the best. F–k […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if a plane has 19 passengers and 72 seats, how old is the pilot? The answer is…how the f–k would you know?! I didn’t give you any information to make an educated guess. Don’t give me any bull-s–t […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m tired of all these Nathans…so I rigged them with bombs. Mysterious Nathan: No! You need to figure out the mystery of so many Nathans! Me: …no. Other Nathans: Oh s–t! BOOM! Me: Well, while I scrape corpse […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have me, trapped on this alien planet with a bunch of duplicates of me and some intergalactic warlord whose name I can’t remember. Ain’t life grand? Mysterious Nathan: Silence! The Conqueror takes the balcony! Me: Good. Maybe he’ll say […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Mysterious Nathan: …a mystery. Me: No. No. We’re not doing that now. Dnyamite… Other Nathans: Dynamite! Me: Oh f–k off! So I got one word wrong! What am I, a dictionary?! Mexican Nathan: Viva la raza! Me: Huh?! […]
