Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and first off, I need to apologize for my humor as of late. Phil let me know that I’ve offended some people in some recent reviews and I feel very bad about disgusting many of you people. I’ve been […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you can suck it! Dracula: You vill dig up dead bodies! I vill lower you into ze graves on a piece of dental vloss, you vone inch vreak! Bring me wirgins! I vill bite wirgins and drink zere […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the WWE Draft, which is the most important night of the year. Chrismas? F–k it! Thanksgiving? F–k it! Yom Kippur? F–k it! Boy Scout Poking Day? Not me! I had nothing to do with that! I […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a prize fight and a big night for Montez Ford, who gets to fight Roman Reigns because he insulted the Anoi/Fatu family. Wouldn’t it be great if life worked like that? Somebody pisses you off and […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Big E is the WWE World Champion? Sure, Vince McMahon has made Big E into a cackling dips–t over the past year and a pancake throwing moron by and large, but it’s a thrill to see someone with […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Edge fighting Seth Rollins at Madison Square Garden. That works for me. Brock Lesnar is here…somewhere. Brock Lesnar: Ruth! Let’s f–k! Me: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Not my butt! SmackDown starts now! Ah! Not the jimmies! [Author’s Note: Brock […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and f–k you, muthafukka! I don’t need yo ass! I’m da bad-ass muddafugga! I watched the show! I reviewed the show! I turned in the show…late! So…f–k you! Git down wit da good s–t! You know I’m dumb-ass! I…wait…damn […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Phil and this is a breakdown of the show from the WWE that, at least on social media, seems to have been dwarfed by a rather large weekend from THAT other promotion! Match #1: The Street Profits def. SmackDown Tag Team […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the return of Becky Lynch and Brock Lesnar to deal with. Becky is rumored to be a heel now, but it all depends on how she is booked that is the real key here. Brock is […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last show before SummerSlam. Jeffery Epstein: Boy for sale! Boy for sale! Elian Gonzalez: Is this legal? Jeffery Epstein: SIlence! Me: Wait a minute! You’re dead! Also, I thought you only liked women? JE: I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to date the announcer from Superfriends. Announcer From Superfriends: Meanwhile, under Nathan Favel’s bra! Me: Oh my God! You are such a perv! Vince McMahon: My first homosexual experience was with a trucker. I fuc… Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m tired of all these Nathans…so I rigged them with bombs. Mysterious Nathan: No! You need to figure out the mystery of so many Nathans! Me: …no. Other Nathans: Oh s–t! BOOM! Me: Well, while I scrape corpse […]
Welcome to the WWE Friday Night SmackDown review for this week, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are sponsored this week by the re-release of a classic 80s action picture: Narrator: It was the war to end all wars. America…beaten…battered…bruised. Our enemy…had won…but now it was time to strike back! Vietnam 2: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Cookie Monster: Word up! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Where my b—-es at? Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me a bad muthafugga! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me wanna slam dat ass yo! Me: Wh..why are you […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Slammiversary 2021, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this looks to be a great card, at least on paper. I…wait…it’s not Slammiversary yet…it’s SmackDown! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Son of a b–ch! I wanna review Slammiversary! SmackDown?! Wait. This is 2002! Paul Heyman still runs the show. The SmackDown […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mr. Tanaka has hired my team to raid his casino vault in Las Vegas during the zombie invasion. [Mr. Tanaka] – We will take the vault in broad daylight. 0900 hour’s time, we send in the ‘copter and […]
Welcome to this week WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Edge here and a Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn Last Man Standing Match for a Money In The Bank spot. I’m ready. Are you ready? I’m not. Goodbye. Match 1: Big E./Shinsuke Nakamura b. Apollo Crews/Baron Corbin The […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the continued build toward Money In The Bank. I hope that this year’s version of MITB is better than the one where they ran up a building. Superman: Shut up, nerd! Me: Eat Kryptonite, Super-Bitch! Superman: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the corpse of Vince McMahon to dispense with now that Don West and Mike Tenay have led the charge to destroy the evil. Triple H: You bastards! You killed him! Don West: Actually, Jeff Jarrett killed […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are going to kick Coldplay’s ass! Chris Martin: Ow! Stop! It hurts! Me: Yeah! Hurts! Don’t it bitch?! CM: Please! Make it stop! Me: You’d like that wouldn’t you? CM: Stop…The Beatles! Me: It’s called music you […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a problem. I gots the chafes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I gots the chafes! There’s only one way to stop this. Orgy! Gannnnnnnngbaaaaaaaannnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Several hours later… Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! All these naked people are f–king each other! Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Luaralla: Naythun! […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have to be quiet, or the monsters will get us. Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up asshole! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut…up! Bob: Mustard’s comin’? Me: No! Monsters! They hate sound! We are in […]
