Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tony Danza! You like’a the Tony Danza? You betta! Somebody slap the momma, ‘cuz we got da’ ‘rasslin’ on da’ way…’cuz I’ve got CABIN FEVER!!!!!! IIIIIIIII’VE GOT IT TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! CABIN FEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! OH, I’VE GOT CABIN FEVER I’V… […]
Greetings dweebs and losers! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here, filling in for Nathan Favel, who is busy crying about his mom still being dead. I say, “Boo-Hoo, sir!” Yes, this review will be credited to Nathan Favel, because his generation gets everything handed to them like the miscreant pussies that they are. Let me just […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donald Trump taking people in the night like fascism is cool…bastard. Jeff Hardy fights Sheamus in bar, because COVID-19 is allergic to booze. Tom Brokaw is a pussy and SmackDown starts…very late here, because of base-a-ball! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Amy Schumer can’t cook. We’ve got the Spanish Inquisition here and they don’t care what you do. Olivia Newton-John is excited for the Intercontinental Title match, If Not For You…kscha, kscha, kscha. My head hurts and I don’t remember […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got more build towards Extreme Rules, including the death of Milos Forman, who cut his Hair while being haunted by Goya’s Ghosts after Amadeus wrote a cantata called One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest as the Man On […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you can blow it out your ass! Ken Burns is not directing this tight-ass yokohama, so there ain’t no talkin’ about the…you maniacs! You blew it up! God-Damn you! God-Damn you all to Hell…of a good episode of SmackDown! […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and The Undertaker has been claimed to have had his final match. This show is built around ‘Taker’s legacy and his final match being aired, which is the Boneyard Match from Wrestlemania 36. This business with The Undertaker consumes the […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Martha. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?! WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? We’ve got a slew of wrestlers accused of being sexual deviants of varying types, including (allegedly) Matt Riddle, who is debuting next. Hey, why not have […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have AJ Styles fighting Daniel Bryan for the Intercontinental Title. I hate existentialism…stupid shit. What do you hate? Don’t say me, you jack-ass! Fine! Let’s just get to the damn review. Match #1: Shinsuke Nakamura & Cesaro def. […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have CM Punk implying AJ is a racist because he isn’t commenting on George Floyd’s death. I like Punk, but he’s always been a narcissistic asshole that says shit like this. AJ does seem to have an obsession […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got Harvey Weinstein live from prison: “Why am I being punished for doing bad shit?!” …because “She’s All That” sucked ass. Alright, here comes The Spanish Inquisition with their new hit single “Screw Religion! Where’s The Beef?” […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and both Shad Gaspard and Larry Csonka have GoFundMe campaigns available here and here. I look like Sinead O’Connor if she got hit by a train and this is CNN. Match #1: Braun Strowman def. The Miz The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I saw that new Natalie Wood documentary. Made by her family (Robert’s side with the kids) the film was made to try to discredit Natalie’s sister and the evidence she and others (police included) have presented against Robert Wagner […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the Undertaker intentionally buried the World Championship Wrestling roster because he’s an asshole and we’ve got the final build for Money in the Bank. SmackDown starts…NOOOOOOW!!!!!! Match #1: Sonya Deville def. Mandy Rose The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the more build for Money In The Bank. Redcon-1 sucked ass. I don’t care if Ted Cruz liked it. Ted Cruz can like my foot up his ass. F— it. Let’s start the review. Match #1: Daniel […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and those f—— ring ropes will f— you up. It’s nice to still have some wrestling to cover. Okay, Triple H is getting a perm in the main event so he can look like New Jack after he did that […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Daniel Bryan fighting Cesar…f— it…Bryan Danielson versus Claudio Castagnoli. Still feels good to call ‘em by their actual wrestling names once in a while. We have a singles title deciding the fate of the SmackDown Tag Titles…again. […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Peter Pan’s got a small dinky. Braun “F— The Poor Wrestlers” Strowman is the new Universal Champion, so that happened. I’m looking forward to seeing how he does in the role, but I also hope a bunch of indy […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is it…Wrestlemania is this weekend. Are you ready? Does a bear s— on the woods? YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Let’s dive right into the poon-ta…SmackDown episode. Match #1: Tamina def. Naomi and Lacey Evans – Triple Threat Match The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what rhymes with mull-spit? There’s a rumor that Roman Reigns is being replaced by Braun Strowman for Wrestlemania, but we won’t know until we see it. Okay, let’s get right to it…this show sucks. Match #1: Drew Gulak […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two matches on a show that seems to have a roster that is willing to wrestle. I’d like to say that the lack of matches is just because of COVID-19, but this is just the way Vince […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a cheriff, which is Cher dressed as a cow-girl. Also, this show is happening with no crowd at the Performance Center due to the coronavirus frenzy, so get ready to hear wrestlers grunt for a while. Match […]
