Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tessa’s second week as champion, so let’s call Booker T to celebrate! (phone ringing) Booker T: Sucka? Nathan: It’s Nathan…the writer from Nerdly. Booker T: F— you, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ain’t no woman be no damn World Champion! Shoot da’ […]
Welcome to this edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the critics hated Rey being a Palpatine. They actually thought that being a nobody was more devastating than being the descendant of the Emperor. I’d rather be Marge Debruge’s son than Adolf Hitler’s kid, if you catch […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out of Hard To Kill, with Tessa Blanchard making history as the first female World Champion at this level of fame. CHIKARA and Lucha Underground have done this as well, but to lesser effect. Okay, let’s get […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Hard To Kill, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Steven Segal ain’t here. Millie’s America…up her ass! Steven, what are you…AHHHHHHHH!!!! My f—— arm! Shut up Millie! MAD TV was funny, damn it. We’ve got the big one here, with Tessa overcoming her racist behavior to […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Bash at the Brewery 2, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the calm before the Tessa Blanchard storm, so don’t forget to wear your “don’t call me n—–“ rain-poncho. Hey, she’s the one who is the racist. Okay, we’ve got a good night of […]
Welcome to this edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got a smaller week to review, but an interesting one. The National Wrestling Alliance debuts as a regular competitor in the weekly awards race and I sound like an asshole. I’m very happy to bring you […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I wrote some comments on Disqus today. I got three negative comments and I’m a sad guy. Wait…I don’t care. You can type in my name and see my comments on…certain websites. Some dink took issue with me hyphenating “every-thing”. […]
Welcome to this edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last edition of this column for this year and (some would argue) this decade. I’m not going to get into the method of determining where the decade ends here, because who gives a s—? […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have MacGarnickle, the world’s most available detective. Well MacGarnickle, Billy’s dead! The triad chopped his f—— head off! Ewwwwwww!!!!!!! Not while I’m eating! That’s what justice is all about. Anyway, there’s some good wrestling here, so get you Kaley […]
Welcome to this edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Luke Skywalker was a jerk in The Last Jedi because Rian Johnson says that’s what we all paid for. Superman should always take the old lady crossing the road and toss her ass off a bridge. Why […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Motown Showdown 2019, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches here to get to, so let’s not waste any time with talking about anything else. Match #1: Ace Austin defeated Dez – X-Division Title Match My Opinion: 3.5 out of 5 – […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s No Surrender 2019, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rich Swann getting his title shot against Sami Callihan. There’s a lot of matches here, but I’d rather have too many than too few. Okay, let’s get right in there. Match #1: Trey def. Tyler […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got some…well, Ken Shamrock is gonna beat a hole in Sami Callihan’s head, so that’s what I’m here for. Okay, let’s get through the crap so we can talk about Ken Shamrock killing Sami Callihan with his rock-hard, old-guy […]
Welcome to this edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Lorne Michaels being a dick to any-one who dares to work on Saturday Night Live. This is an interesting week that features what happens when American Thanksgiving reigns supreme over an entire sport. Gobble Gobble, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more build for the Tessa Blanchard/Sami Callihan Impact World Title Match at Hard To Kill. In the words of Steven Segal: “I f—– the baby-sitter.” Let’s get to it before I forget what it mea…I like turtles! Match […]
Welcome to this edition of the The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the Watchmen TV show has an elephant now. I don’t know what the f— this show is all about, but I do know that this edition of the column has some good stuff in it. Mrs. […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…IMPACT Provincial Wrestling Federation? What the f— did I just say? What have the dumb f—- done now? Apparently, Impact Wrestling has booked and aired a “retro” themed show that is based on a fake wrestling league. Well, Impact […]
Welcome to this edition of the The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I fell down an elevator shaft that was going up real fast. Now, I look like Eraserhead. David Lynch might be thrilled, but it sure as hell pisses me off. At least I don’t have to […]
Welcome to this edition of the The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jack Black f—– a guy in a movie. I’m serious. This week, we have a bunch of cool stuff to get to, but I don’t remember what any of it is. I’ll just pretend I know […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a huge Gauntlet Match to get to, so let’s rev-up the ol’ TalkTech and write the greatest review ever! Also, this TalkTech equipment allows me to hack into NATO and change their passwords. Username: f—face69 any-one? Buahahahahahahahaha! This […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Paula Abdul dancing like a cat. From those d—k-heads on Shark Tank…I’m switching the joke. Wouldn’t it be great if that show was true to the advertising? Mr. Wonderful my ass. That fat slob couldn’t piss Paul Orndorff’s […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Power Rangers is a euphemism for horny ballerina. Okay, that might be made-up, but who cares? Also, Donald Glover did a lousy job of playing Lando Calrissian in Solo. Now, as a version of Huggy Bear on Valium, […]
