Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this doesn’t have Vikingo, so you can go to bed. The Knockout’s Title is on the line and so is my patience in this damn hamster. The little bastard won’t lay a golden egg, damn it! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a really great match on here and some stupid Su Yung stuff. You’ll know the match when you see it and the Su Yung stuff when it gives you a tumor. Also, Booker T sent us another message: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more action in Mexico, including the beginning of a Michael Elgin/Eddie Edwards Best Of 5 Series. Following last week’s phone call to Booker T, we have a statement from him now to address what was said: Dear Suckas, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tessa’s second week as champion, so let’s call Booker T to celebrate! (phone ringing) Booker T: Sucka? Nathan: It’s Nathan…the writer from Nerdly. Booker T: F— you, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ain’t no woman be no damn World Champion! Shoot da’ […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out of Hard To Kill, with Tessa Blanchard making history as the first female World Champion at this level of fame. CHIKARA and Lucha Underground have done this as well, but to lesser effect. Okay, let’s get […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I wrote some comments on Disqus today. I got three negative comments and I’m a sad guy. Wait…I don’t care. You can type in my name and see my comments on…certain websites. Some dink took issue with me hyphenating “every-thing”. […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have MacGarnickle, the world’s most available detective. Well MacGarnickle, Billy’s dead! The triad chopped his f—— head off! Ewwwwwww!!!!!!! Not while I’m eating! That’s what justice is all about. Anyway, there’s some good wrestling here, so get you Kaley […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got some…well, Ken Shamrock is gonna beat a hole in Sami Callihan’s head, so that’s what I’m here for. Okay, let’s get through the crap so we can talk about Ken Shamrock killing Sami Callihan with his rock-hard, old-guy […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more build for the Tessa Blanchard/Sami Callihan Impact World Title Match at Hard To Kill. In the words of Steven Segal: “I f—– the baby-sitter.” Let’s get to it before I forget what it mea…I like turtles! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a huge Gauntlet Match to get to, so let’s rev-up the ol’ TalkTech and write the greatest review ever! Also, this TalkTech equipment allows me to hack into NATO and change their passwords. Username: f—face69 any-one? Buahahahahahahahaha! This […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Paula Abdul dancing like a cat. From those d—k-heads on Shark Tank…I’m switching the joke. Wouldn’t it be great if that show was true to the advertising? Mr. Wonderful my ass. That fat slob couldn’t piss Paul Orndorff’s […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Charles Rosher can light my ass. Greta Garbo couldn’t wrestle her way out of a paper bag and this show might have that same problem, at least this week. You’ll see what I mean. Match #1: Moose def. Willie Mack […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Linda Hamilton kicking Gabriel Luna’s ass in Terminator: The Search For More Money. We’ve got some big matches to get to, so let’s lick the toad and freak the !@#$ out! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Match #1: Noamichi Marufuji def. […]
Welcome to this special edition of Impact Wrestling called “This Is IMPACT!”, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Impact Wrestling’s debut on AXS TV, so comb your hair you big, lovely bear, because it’s time for Fraggle Rock! Hiya! Match #1: Madison Rayne w/ Kiera Hogan def. Shotzi Blackheart The following […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling: Bound For Glory 2019, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches tonight, so this might just be good. Okay, I already know, but I have to pretend. Freddy Krueger could’ve used some sun-screen. Okay, we’ve got the biggest night of Impact Wrestling’s […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and a man was reading an article and told a friend it said that pigs can have dozens of orgasms at the same time, to which the friend replied “That’s why your marriage has lasted so long.” I hope Impact is […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the continued build toward Bound For Glory, with more qualifiers for the X-Division Title Ladder Match. Let’s see if Callis and D’Amore have any surprises planned for BFG, or are they just spinning their wheels in the name […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…wrestling is cool. No weddings this week, which is good. Wrestling. Just have wrestling matches. No weddings! Okay. Wrestling. Now. Match #1: Tenille Dashwood def. Madison Rayne & Kiera Hogan The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Kiera and Madison work together […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a wedding at the climax of the show. Yeah, a wedding. Who would pay to see a wrestler get married when you could pay to see them fight some-one? Okay, let’s get to the marriage thing so I […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Operation: Override, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is about 10,000 years too late, but it counts toward a delayed “Last Week In Wrestling” so it has value. Okay, let’s do this before Donald Trump gets impeached for not combing his hair. Match #1: Double […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final appearance of LAX in Impact, as they are moving on to All Elite Wrestling. They’ve had an excellent run in Impact, doing great things with a gimmick that they never really fit into that well. Also, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here in Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the Canadian Coo-Coo Bunch and that ?@#%!$& bird. We’ve got Marcy and her Woody Allen fetish, as well as D.B. Cooper and his “How-To” on not to get caught committing a crime while looking like a […]
