Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Stupid movie! Stupid! Neil LaBute is Neil LaStupid! LaStupid! Impact Wrestling starts…THE BEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Stupid movie! Stupid! LaStupid! LaStupid! Match #1: Trey Miguel def TJP & Chris Bey – Winner Faces Rohit Raju for X-Division Title The following […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Penelope Spheeris here to whoop your ass. Schwing! Agnes Varda framed my kitty-cat and it died…of framing. We’ve got more build to Bound For Glory on the way, so get your wrestling cap on so…wrestling cap? Jesus Titty-Fukking…well, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Eric Young’s Canadian reign of Canadian terror on this Canadian wrestling league. SCREW CANADA!!!!!!! Well, Some-Where had a car drive in a circle for two minutes and Impact starts now. Match #1: TJP def Chris Bey The following […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Charlton Heston is a bad mother-fugger. Kiss my ass you damn, dirty apes! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Ooooooh! Dr. Zaius! We’ve got Eric Young challenging for the Impact World Title against Eddie Edwards, which is bitchin’. Are you ready to […]
Greetings mortal scum! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to give you a reason to live! As I fill in for Nathan Favel, I look upon Impact Wrestling: Emergence – Night 2 and wonder…why? We have two big matches on hand in the Women’s and World Titles matches, but does anyone care? “…but Mark, Impact is […]
Greetings, you foul-smelling oafs! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to fill in for Nathan Favel, who is probably at home using his mother’s ashes as kitty-litter, because he’s such a wimp. Nathan will receive the credit while I, “Smart” Mark D. Mark, will do all the work, because Donald J. Trump is MAKING AMERICA GREAT […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from Eddie Edwards and his open challenge for the Impact World Title. There’s more with all of the current story-lines and even a talking dog. Do you wanna buy some hash? …Too bad! Let’s go phuckin craaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Larry Csonka’s family still has their Go Fund Me page still up here. Wrestle House pisses me off, because it’s just stupid comedy and bad wrestling. You wanna go to Makawaka, Texas and get some weed? …no you don’t, because […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and “Six Degrees Of Separation” is pissing me off. Bad writing and odd directing is not a good combo for a movie that needs to be believable, like how this show is gonna make some of you just as pissed off […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and papa has a brand new bag…OW!!!!! I HURT MY DAMN LEG ON THE TABLE LEG!!! Well, we’ve got a new World Champion and his name is…Carol Channing? Carol Channing: Up yours, young man! Nathan: Well Carol, are you ready to […]
Welcome to this review of Slammiversary 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big night where “our world changes”, or something like that. This could be a real hit, or just more disappointment from the little engine that just won’t stop (even for pedestrians). Well, my son Henry Jr. just […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final build for Slammiversary heading for us like Noriega at a buffet line for hoors. We’ve got some matches and some vignettes to sell Slammiversary, so get back, Honky Cat, and enjoy the wrestling. Match #1: Havok, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and on this episode of “Unsolved Mysteries”, we check in with Robert Stack and why his voice always sounded like that…you know…UUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHH…that. Well, as we escort our daughter to the dance, let’s talk about the matches from this card…NO! You are […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got no more Tessa Blanchard or Michael Elgin in Impact, so the main event is drastically altered, like a Hollywood actress who gets a face-lift to look like Betty Boop…boop-doop-be-doop…boop! Madman Fulton has his second main event in two […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, Michael Elgin is suspended and Dave Crist and Joey Ryan are fired, due to the numerous sexual misconduct allegations made against them. Jake Crist has been accused of being very violent at work (allegedly). Tessa Blanchard is still […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Phil-ling for Nathan on this weeks review and what an interesting week its been for Impact, with tons of speculation surrounding wrestlers who may or may not be joining the Impact roster – whether its a huge work to generate interest in Slammiversary […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I got sun-poisoned earlier today and it f—— me up. Hey, I might even say some-hing weird for a change…change? That’s a load of bullsh*t. I’m always saying the wrong thing with these reviews. One time, I reviewed A League […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you’re just a broom wearing boots?! Holy shit! Well, as I imagine more weird things for you to say…I’m so lonely…here comes Impact. Match #1: Kiera Hogan & Tasha Steelz def. Kylie Rae & Susie The following is courtesy of […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…the f— if I know. Well, the #1 Contender’s Tournament continues here, so there’s that. Gordon Ramsey is an asshole. There…I feel better. Are you ready to Space Jam? Well, that’s f—— stupid. Space Jam is a movie, not […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Shad Gaspard is still missing, while the late, great Larry Csonka’s GoFundMe page for his family is here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/larrymania-living-on-in-his-girls. Impact has more from the Impact World Title Contender Tournament and I’ve got a wedgie in my hoo-hah. I could kick […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Moose defending a World Title that doesn’t exist anymore. It’s nice that Impact found a way to create an angle for the main event scene, but I wish that this was leading to them actually bringing back TNA […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re all still worried about COVID-19, so let’s b—- about wrestling. Match #1: XXXL (Larry D & Acey Romero) def. oVe (Jake Crist & Madman Fulton) w/ Dave Crist The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Larry lifts Fulton over his […]
