Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh s—…a twister! Gotta make sure this TalkTech powered computer is secured before…AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Where…what the f… Munchkin: We welcome you to Munchkinland! Me: (punches munchkin) Little asshole! Dorothy: Oh my goodness, Toto! We must have been sucked-up in that tornado […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of goofy f—— s—. Can you believe how raydacoolass dem damn pigeons been bein’? I ain’t gonna take no damn s— from no damn pigeons! I…oh s—! Dem damn pigeons…dayze here! Y’all damn fuggin pigeons […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and when you drive a car, you need to watch where you are going. Don’t believe me? Ask the bicycler who I ran over about a mile back. Bicycler: Yeah, you jack-ass! I’m ready for wrestling. Are you ready for wrestling? Who […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, I’m changing the review scale. I’ve been wanting to do this for about a year or so and I’ve finally decided to just do it. It’s pretty simple: 0-10. That’s it. No decimal point scoring (1.4, 2.8, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no…it’s nature’s biggest ass-hole…AN OCTOPUS! Octopus: BLAGALALALALALALAGH!!!! Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Octopusses love to punch fish for no reason…they’re jerks! What are we gonna do? Wait… “Macho Man” Randy Savage: I’m the Macho Man, Rannnnnnnnnndy Savage! I’m gonna get’cha! Yeah! Octopus: […]
Match #1: Joaquin Wilde & Raul Mendoza def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The Bollywood Boyz regularly try to coax 205 Live announcers Vic Joseph And Nigel McGuinness into a pre-match dance, and Joseph finally acquiesced by promising to dance with Samir and Sunil if they win the Dusty Rhodes Tag […]
Match #1: Joe Coffey def. Ed Harvey The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The man who insisted his name was not Ed Harvey, but instead Sha Samuels, clearly wasn’t intimidated by Joe Coffey. The newcomer took it to The Iron King early on, but the leader of the Gallus firm absorbed the punishment and dished […]
Match #1: Candice LeRae def. Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Shotzi Blackheart may have surprised Candice LeRae early, using mat-based wrestling to ground The Poison Pixie instead of her usual high-flying repertoire. LeRae answered, pulling Blackheart into the Gargano Escape until Blackheart countered with a knee to the face and followed by […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…okay, Alexa Bliss shoots a fuggin fire-ball at Randy Orton. It’s fuggin stupid. I can’t say f—….f—– bull-s—. Do they just not want us to watch this? Michael Jackson is like a library book, except he was checked out […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a couple of prize fights and a Gauntlet Match for a Universal Title shot at the Royal Rumble. Would you like to tell me what you and that Melanie Harbuckle are doing butt-naked in the bathtub with […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two matches that push both the cruiserweight and tag divisions, as we are due to have some Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament matches on this brand in the coming weeks. I’m becoming a post-mortem porn-star and I’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my ass’s name is Humidity, because it sweats and smells bad. I’m excited for this week’s show, because I already forgot which one it is. Come along with me on a journey…to find the prick that came-up with that phrase. […]
Welcome to this week’s special NXT episode called New Year’s Evil, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of good matches to get to here, so shut up and read a review of those matches. Don’t actually watch the show! What are you…stupid?! Why do stuff when you can let someone […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and what do you call sex where a man pretends to put his penis in the vagina? …the Hokey Pokey. I’m here at the Bennington Public Library doing a live audio recording via the TalkTech for the revi… Librarian: Shish! […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the first 205 Live of the new freakin’a year! We’ve got two for the road and the road is rocky…Rocky Dennis! Oh God! Rocky…your face…Jesus! Get a paper back over that f—–r…pronto! I mean…BLAUGH! BLAUGH! BLAUGH! I can’t…BLAUGH! […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s a new year…for me to poop on! Baby Yoda ate those f—— eggs…little ass-hole. I’ve decided to be the Chinese now. So don’t f— with me, or I’ll pow kun di mahn your jung do li pan gobai […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Brodie Lee has passed away Lee got a quick video at the beginning of the show. It’s better than nothing. As for this show, you get the Gargano/Ruff re-match for the North American Title in the main event. Hey, I did […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the last Raw of 2020. Two of the great names in wrestling’s history have died: Danny Hodge and Brodie Lee (Luke Harper). Hodge was a great competitor during the heyday of the National Wrestling Alliance after he […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a Christmas edition of SmackDown. I’m so…what the… Santa Claus: I am Santa Claus! Get ready to die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nathan: Uh oh…here we go again. SmackDown starts… Santa Claus: Pucker-up and suck it, Whoville! Nathan: Oh Jesus… […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two more from the brand of three single numbers rolled-up into one big number. I think we got a couple good ones here, so get ready to read. That’s right! Read! Do it! Match #1: Chase Parker def. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as we take part in the yuletide festivities, let us take this time to enjoy the season and with cast-iron good reason, because…HOOKERS!!!!!!! F— YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I’M GONNA LET THESE ——– NAIL ME IN THE — SO HARD THAT I WON’T BE […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a show that has to talk about Randy Orton setting Bray Wyatt on fire and not getting arrested for doing so. Oh, The Miz cashed in the Money In The Bank contract, but it was John Morrison […]
