Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great […]
Welcome to this review of NXT Takeover: WarGames 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have five matches worth talking about. I ate a whole panda. I’m full. …need more panda. You need more wrestling. …want some panda? Okay, settle down you hungry monster…we’ve got wrestling to get to. WarGames! …and panda. […]
Welcome to this long over-due review of WWE Survivor Series 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the retirement of The Undertaker. In honor of the end of an era, I have reached out to one of the top bands of the 80s, HayrSpyke, to help us write the review in…a […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rich Swann defending the Impact World Title against Sami Callihan, so shut up, sit down and kick back with Impact…yo yo! Match #1: Eddie Edwards def Daivari The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Daivari made […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling: Full Gear, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big ol’ bunch of matches, including Moxley and Kingston for the World Title. Jericho and MJF fight over MJF’s right to be in The Inner Circle. Hey, we got the dream match for the […]
Welcome to this review of WWE’s Hell In A Cell 2020 Pay Per View, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three Cell matches in one night. Hell, why didn’t they just go all the way and have six Cell matches? It’d save some time on lifting and lowering the cage if […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Bound For Glory 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big duke-a-roo between Eric Young and Rich Swann for the World Title, so let’s not waste any time picking our butt-holes and licking our hillbillies. Bound For Glory, which I should have booking […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Victory Road 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big duke-a-roo between Eric Young and Eddie Edwards for the World Title. Shannon Elizabeth helps people in Africa and this review begins…OLIVE GARDEN! Match #1: Rascalz (Dez & Wentz) def XXXL (Acey Romero & […]
It’s easy to look forward to a TakeOver show, because time has taught us that way more often than not these events are packed with drama, action and lots of wrestling. NXT TakeOver 31, taking place at the newly renamed and remodeled into the Capitol Wrestling Center, a tribute to Jess McMahon and Vince McMahon […]
Welcome to this review of WWE’s Clash Of Champions 2020 review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the big Anaoi family war beginning in earnest on this card, as well as Marco Polo trying to find himself in the pool. Me…Me! We’ve got a few changes to the card, mainly with […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from All Out and it’s…a whore-house on fire from the rump rash? There were several good matches on All Out, but the bad (three 0 matches and Matt Hardy’s injury debacle) just brought the […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling’s All Out 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have numerous matches to get to, including Kramer Vs. Kramer: “You want the little bastard! Well, you can’t have him!” Also, we have Kramer Vs. Predator: You want the little bastard! Well, you can’t have […]
Welcome to this review of WWE Payback 2020 is brought to you by the letter “f” and the letters “u”, “c” and “k” which spells “fuc”…sorry. That was for my Sesame Street episode I’m pitching next week: “Elmo’s Got A Gun!”. As for this review of Payback, you can expect for there to be some…wrestling. […]
Welcome to this review of WWE SummerSlam 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have My Dinner With Andre…The Giant. Andre The Giant: I crush you, puny monkey man! Smash you! Smash you good! Me: Wo…would you like some br… Andre The Giant: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Me: Hellllllllp!!!!!!! Also, we have several title matches […]
Welcome to this review of NXT Takeover XXX, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mr. Happy is your best friend…in the crotch. I could wink at a falcon all day…as long as this show is good. Falcon! Wait! We’ve got time…to wink! Carl Sagan is gonna help us with the review, bec…he’s dead. […]
Welcome to this review of Extreme Rules 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Vince has done it again, you shmucks! The Horror Show Of Extreme Rules?! Genius! This show will suck so much, that he put it into the promotion itself! This show is a happening, happening, happening, happening, happening, happening! Are […]
Welcome to this review of Slammiversary 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big night where “our world changes”, or something like that. This could be a real hit, or just more disappointment from the little engine that just won’t stop (even for pedestrians). Well, my son Henry Jr. just […]
Welcome to this review of Backlash 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Vince McMahon is a genius. Edge And Randy Orton are billed as having “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever”. If this match is not the greatest wrestling match ever, then there will be backlash to that. What Pay Per View is […]
Welcome to this review of NXT TakeOver: In Your House, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a good card here that might just turn out alright. I’m hiding out in the local jungle gym, where the coo-coo birds can’t get m…bird crapped on me. Well, while I wipe this coo-coo crap […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling: Double Or Nothing, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we lost Hana Kimura, Shad Gaspard and Larry Csonka. Shad and Larry have GoFundMe pages you can donate to here and here. When I was Pam Grier, my sweet, black ass always loved to watch half-naked […]
Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Money In The Bank 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Dave Meltzer can suck my balls…for no reason. Actually, I’ve never had any bad dealings with him in the various times I’ve written for him before (not that he would remember me). Also, I’ve […]
Welcome to this review of Wrestlemania 36: Night 2, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the second part of the no-crowd Wrestlemania. I hope Wrestlemania becomes a multi-night affair every year from this point forward. The build for this was so much easier, because nothing had to be shoe-horned in this […]
