Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel… Other Nathans: No! I am! I am! I am! Me: Shut up! I have no idea how there are so many of you assholes here, but I will seek out the reason…after the review. Other Nathans: Did you remember to bring the […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Other Me: No he’s not! I’m me! Me: Shut up! I’ll decide who is the f—kin’ Nathan! On this week’s show, we have a No Holds Barred Match between Nikki A.S.H. and Charlotte Flair, so that ought to […]
Welcome to the WWE Friday Night SmackDown review for this week, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are sponsored this week by the re-release of a classic 80s action picture: Narrator: It was the war to end all wars. America…beaten…battered…bruised. Our enemy…had won…but now it was time to strike back! Vietnam 2: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan favel and maybe they could call it Ultimate Championship Wrestling? It’s available…except for all those indy promotions using it, but they don’t have a lock on the name anyway. We’ve got a surprise or two here, so…what the… Chimpy, The Stupid Monkey: […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Nick F—in’ Gage on this show to kill Chris Jericho for singing a f—in’ song with MJF last year. Gut him! Gut the f–k out of his lard ass! I hate singing on wrestling shows! Son of a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this damn horse won’t move! Horse: Fruuuuuuuuuh!!!!!! Me: Move damn it! Move! Gonna make me late! Horse: Hruuuuuuuhhhh!!!!! John Turturro: My wife! Me: What?! JT: My wife! You stay away from my wife! Me: You married a horse? JT: Uh…yeah! Get […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have nothing to say to you. You know what you did! How could you? Get lost loser. I mean it. Go! John, go Cougar your Mellencamp. Go! I’ve had it up to here with you! Do you […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Cookie Monster: Word up! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Where my b—-es at? Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me a bad muthafugga! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me wanna slam dat ass yo! Me: Wh..why are you […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I thought of a better name for Impact…Glory Wrestling Combat. F–k you! It’s good! You’d call it Glory for short and it’d be a great way to remake Impact in the same vein as PRIDE, Bellator or Pancrase. You already […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m J. Crew intolerant. Buy your own f–kin’ shirt! We have Fyter Fest Night 2, which features another Jon Moxley prize fight and Darby Allin again. Hey Judge! I’m the best one here! The Judge can pick up on the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Karrion Kross, who was booked to lose to Jeff Hardy on Raw in two minutes. At least it wasn’t…Triple H! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Triple H: I hate everybody! Me: Shut the f–k up cuck! Let’s get to the wrestling! Match #1: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m here with Justin Bieber, his pimp Scooter Braun and these cucks he’s with to grab some dinner here at… What’s this place again? Justin Bieber: Lucky’s Steakhouse. Me: Thank you. We’re here at Louie’s… JB: Lucky’s. Me: […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Slammiversary 2021, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this looks to be a great card, at least on paper. I…wait…it’s not Slammiversary yet…it’s SmackDown! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Son of a b–ch! I wanna review Slammiversary! SmackDown?! Wait. This is 2002! Paul Heyman still runs the show. The SmackDown […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final build toward Slammiversary, which looks pretty good on paper. Now, it remains to be seen if this leads to a great event or not, but since Slammiversary tends to be a hit, we can at least […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Fyter Fest Night 1, which looks good on paper. Then again, arsenic and old lace looked good as a decoration until I found out what that actually meant. Jonathan Brewster: What kind of crack is that?! Me: Say, […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Virgil: Got that ass yet? Me: Excuse me? Virgil: Bamalam! Me: What? Virgil: Lick d–k-stick prick! Me: Now wait a minute… Virgil: Where Is Carmen Sandiego?! Me: Huh? Virgil: Come get this Olive Garden bread-stick…in the ass! […]
Welcome to this review of Ring Of Honor’s Best In The World 2021, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a twelve match card to get to, so let’s get to it. Woback Gohanson: Stop! I shall have jelly beans! Me: Excuse me? WG: Jelly beans! Me: I don’t have any. WG: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big Karrion Kross/Johnny Gargano prize fight to get to. I’m excited. Michael Winslow: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! Me: What? MW: Schebeeschebeeschebebee! Me: Huh? MW: Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Aiiiiighaiiiiaghorp! Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Godzilla: EIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!! MW: Sasasaplxlxlxlxlxlxlxlx!!!!!! Me: Oh no! You killed Winslow! You bastard! Godzilla: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Paul Orndorff has died. One of the great professional wresters, Orndorff wrestled all over the world and in many great territories and promotions. It would be in the World Wrestling Federation where Orndorff would become an international star […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mr. Tanaka has hired my team to raid his casino vault in Las Vegas during the zombie invasion. [Mr. Tanaka] – We will take the vault in broad daylight. 0900 hour’s time, we send in the ‘copter and […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Power review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m back to reviewing the National Wrestling Alliance every week. It is nice to be back at the original wrestling league/body and its World Title, which is the only championship that actually means anything. I’m going to be honest with […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have my return to reviewing NXT UK. I’m happy to be back at reviewing this show, especially during a time when WALTER/Ilya Dragunov will fight again, very soon. [C3PO] – Master Nathan! You have a fat ass! [Me] – […]
