Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Cameron Crowe could kick my ass. Tonight on “Cops”, a 40 year-old b—–dog tangles with the LAPD over DWI charges, while the FOX Network tries to steal the show back in an effort to stave off the Writer’s Guild Strike. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of…nothing. The frist three matches don’t even make it to five minutes. What the f— are these people playing at? Damn it! Match #1: Aoife Valkyrie def. Amale The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Aoife Valkyrie made […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m gonna tell Nai Nai she’s got cancer. I mean, she doesn’t, but I like f—— with her and she has a cold so…hell yeah! While I screw with my Asian grandma, you can mosey on down to the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Imperium doing what-ever guys in jackets do for fun. Let’s get to the madness…of Spartaaaaaaaaa! Match #1: Danny Burch & Oney Lorcan def. The Hunt The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Danny Burch & Oney Lorcan returned […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Bobby Bouche better not be f—— the ladies…’cuz f—— the ladies is the G—D— devil! We’ve got some Europeans playing grab-ass ‘till the cows come home. Mae Whitman is hot. Okay, let’s make like Donald Trump and lie, lie, lie! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Booker T said some sexist s— about Tessa Blanchard’s Impact World Title run being the dumbest thing in Impact Wrestling history. Somebody’s big, black ass is sleeping on the couch tonight, ain’t it? Ronda Rousey could kick Steven Segal’s ass, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more bull-s— from the thing that will likely kill the WWE, not because it’s bad, but because it’s so much better by comparison to the main roster programming that the whole roster will abandon Vince’s company for the developmental […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the first NXT UK review of the year, so let’s blow it like Disney with Star Wars. Match #1: Dave Mastiff def. Kona Reeves The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Prior to the first NXT UK matchup of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Snoke was just Emperor Palpatine…who was just Dr. Manhattan in disguise. Get off the f—— pool! We’ve got lots of European’s a-peein’ in the pool…get off the f—— pool! I keep trying to say we’ve got wrestling here from […]
Welcome to Jurassic Park! Over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur and over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur! I’m Samuel Hammond and th…damn TalkTech! I was watching the bootleg version of “Jurassic Park”. Spielberg got hammered and made an alternate version of the talking parts of the picture, which I now have […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…Holy Brandon Lee! It’s NXT UK time! Get your ass away from the James O’Barr and Alex Proyas your way to the Bai Ling to Ernie Hudson your Michael Wincott as you Fun-Boy The Crow. Wait…what the hell was I talking […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Magruuuuuuuber! Powered by TalkTech, the finest voice-to-print journaling equipment in the world, we can get right to the point with this…oh, wait. I have a Thanksgiving dinner to get to while I write this. Don’t worry, it won’t… […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have four matches, which is good. Yeah, don’t expect much excitement from me this time. I fell asleep on my toaster. I’ll let you figure out what that means. Match #1: Trent Seven def. Kona Reeves The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have an actual main event this week, which means that it goes more than ten minutes and won’t be easily forgotten. Holy Moly! That’s amazing! Will and Grace made me realy confused about crotch stuff and this review starts…when-ever […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some lions sleeping tonight, because they just got bizaaaaaaaaaay! Thursday sure is a weird day. I hate being run over by people. Cars hurt! Try going through life with the word “Pontiac Aztec” pressed into your ass after […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donny Osmond singing like a girl. Donny Osmond and Wayne Newton…they sound like the Pointer Sisters on helium. Anyway, A-Kid debuts here, so let’s make sure he’s got a hall pass. There’s no screwing around during school […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I look like a buffalo with its legs chopped off. This episode has a match or two, so let’s call Kevin Nash to make fun of the whole thing. Hey…their knees aren’t shot. $!@# them! Okay, let’s get to this […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Less Than Zero is really depressing. Don’t do drugs. Also, don’t get too obsessed with eating just meat or just plants. Neither one on their own is healthy enough for a proper diet. Eat all of the food groups in […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the WWE’s rip-off version of Progress/OTT/World Of Sport (the good version)/Insane Championship Wrestling (if you squint real hard) stumbling along helplessly like Mark Wahlberg in San Francisco’s “Rainbow District”. We’ve got enough of very little to talk about, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Joaquin Phoenix wearing a green wig and playing with those creepy little girls from The Shining. Who in the hell would play with them? This has been a pretty good week for wrestling, so I suppose the European […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three matches, which is one more than two. Wow! Johnny Weir was on The Masked Singer. Wow! You’re about to read my writing. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! What’re you, crazy? Why should you have to suffer? Okay, let’s check in with […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a very unique main event called “British Round Rules”, which is just an excuse for fat guys to eat more. The match is very different and worth watching, so skip the rest of the review and go right […]
