Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big problem: carnies. F–king circus folk piss me off. A buck for two balls? How about a buck for my foot up your ass?! Don’t stare at my ass! You ain’t gettin’ s–t! Gimme those ducks! You […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m Wayne Brady b–ch! We gotta wham that ham! I didn’t watch this Crap…capital Crap. C-C-C stink! I’ve been studying from the Frank Zappa book of reviewing. “Say whatever you watched gave you a boner”. Hey people, this s–t gave me […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…my Nana just died. She had cancer and just died this afternoon of it. She was a tough ol broad. She could be real rough around the edges and soft to the touch at the same time. Nana had […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Batman: Robin is in bed with me. Robin: Where am I? Batman: Good morning, Dick. Robin: Ed Sullivan! Help! Ed Sullivan: We’ve got a rally big shoo! Robin: Help me, you dip-s—t! Ed Sullivan: Sha me […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the show of shows…Rip Taylor With Naked Men! Rip Taylor: Oh my God! Naked men! Holy s—t! I’m gonna f—k these naked men! Me: Ummmmm…can’t we just talk wrestling? RT: …with naked men? Me: Come one. Let’s […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re not gonna do this. I don’t want you to watch this show. I forbid it. I’m sending Mr. Gargantuan to come kick your ass. He will bash your little brains in. You want MLW? Too f—king bad. I want […]
Welcome to this very special review of Impact Wrestling’s Sacrifice Pay Per View that I’m calling “The Road To Rebellion”. I’m Nathan Favel and, right here on Nerdly, we’re going to take a look back at several PPVs I failed to review at the time of their occurrence, namely Genesis, No Surrender and Hard To […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and hot plates are excellent for soups! If you throw the spelling bee, you can go on an all expenses paid trip to the Seven Sisters college of your choice…with hot plates for your soup! We’ve got semi-heavy men fighting for […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m a trucker! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! I’mma git down to Huckabalooza, Missouri where the families are all having sex wit eech udder! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! I…what the…a gremlin! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Dere’s a gremlin on mah winda! Dang nabbit! Gitchur boney ass offa my winda! Dis […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m the executive director of the Simulcron project. We are at the computer terminal and are digitizing an entire universe within the space of this virtual chasm. The Bald Man: Don’t listen to this man! He’s an imposter! We […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale before Sacrifice, which is as big of a deal as anything to happen Impact in recent months. I…what the… Santorico Dastmanicalca: I have come…to demand! Me: Ummmmmm… SD: I want…some-thing! Me: Okay. SD: I want…a free […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Dave! Dave: Dave! Me: Dave is the man! Dave: Dave! Me: Dave can only say his own name! Dave: Dave! Don’t call him David! Dave: (anger) Dave! Me: Dave’s mortal enemy is his own reflection! Dave: (anger) Evad! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Ring Of Honor, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have our ROH TV episode and a special TV Title Match shown only on the internet. Wait…TV on the internet?! Does not compute! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! We have a #1 Contender’s bout to get to for […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re back on the set of…wait…sorry. We’re back on the air. Chet Ubetcha: Welcome back to Prime-Time Teaching Moment! I’m Chet Ubetcha and we’re back for the final round of competition with the students of Blomee Elementary and their […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I went to the Alabama Institute Of Trailer Trash! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Yippee-Wippee! Lisa: Dad! Those peanuts are for the elephant! Homer: Screw him! Me: We’ve got two matches here two kick some ass with, so let’s…ummmmm…watch the matches. Match #1: August […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Meiko Satomura challenging for the NXT UK Women’s Title. This is a really cool match to have on the card. I wrote a goat to get to this review, so you better respect the goat. Goat: BAAAAAAH!!!!! Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m back at the MLW reviews. While I was away, no one cared. Jay Leno’s chin brought me back, because that thing is huge. Deviled Eggs. We’ve got a World Title match to get to, so grab your Nicole Scherzinger…Schezneega…Schnoznakka…Schinzogga…whatever. […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel you bitch. On this episode of Unsolved Mysteries: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near…for me to poop on?! I hate AEW…because I don’t have Tony Khan’s money. F—K! Dead carpet. Shaquille O’Neal is here to wrestle. F—K! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have to talk about Scooby Doo. That mangy mutt pissed all over my f—king rug! He was so Scooby-snacked out of his f—king gourd. I was watching “Sister Sister” and that hairy bastard pissed on my s—t! I’ll kill that […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…I’m back! No one cares. ROH has been doing good while I was gone and I return on a night where we have two title matches on one show, including RUSH defending the World Title against Shane Taylor. […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a good night of action to get to, so… (falls down steps) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh God! Ow! Help me! Help me Jesus! Help me lord! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Damn stairs! Help me Jesus! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ow! Jesus Christ God! […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Uncle Remus: Zippity Doo Dah! Zippity Day! Black man singin’ ‘bout rasslin’, caflishganushgadeeay! Me: Ummmm… UR: Goin’ git me some freedom! Freedom from whitey, from slavery…from deeze God damn flyin’ around tweety birds… (birds tweet) UR: F—k you! […]
