Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh s—! Gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Damn it! I don’t wanna deal with f—kin gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Jesus f—. Let’s just get this over with. Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Shut the f— up! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh s—…a twister! Gotta make sure this TalkTech powered computer is secured before…AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Where…what the f… Munchkin: We welcome you to Munchkinland! Me: (punches munchkin) Little asshole! Dorothy: Oh my goodness, Toto! We must have been sucked-up in that tornado […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of goofy f—— s—. Can you believe how raydacoolass dem damn pigeons been bein’? I ain’t gonna take no damn s— from no damn pigeons! I…oh s—! Dem damn pigeons…dayze here! Y’all damn fuggin pigeons […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big triple tag match between the members of the Inner Circle. You want some crack? Once Upon A Time In America is not better than The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and Dynamite starts now. Match […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and when you drive a car, you need to watch where you are going. Don’t believe me? Ask the bicycler who I ran over about a mile back. Bicycler: Yeah, you jack-ass! I’m ready for wrestling. Are you ready for wrestling? Who […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Warsaw is under attack! Screw this s—! Let’s get the f— out of here! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Wait…my penis is a Pop Tart. Things are gonna be alright…alright, alright, alright. Would you like some poon tang cookies? We have the fall-out […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, I’m changing the review scale. I’ve been wanting to do this for about a year or so and I’ve finally decided to just do it. It’s pretty simple: 0-10. That’s it. No decimal point scoring (1.4, 2.8, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no…it’s nature’s biggest ass-hole…AN OCTOPUS! Octopus: BLAGALALALALALALAGH!!!! Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Octopusses love to punch fish for no reason…they’re jerks! What are we gonna do? Wait… “Macho Man” Randy Savage: I’m the Macho Man, Rannnnnnnnnndy Savage! I’m gonna get’cha! Yeah! Octopus: […]
Welcome to this week’s episode of MLW: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Marco Polo got lost in a swimming pool. We’ve got Salina de la Renta as the booker and Mary Poppins…With A Shot-Gun! With a spoon full of…BOOM!…the medicine goes down. I’m the hottest chick in the world and this […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and f— AEW Dark. It has too many matches. It’s driving me insane! So, to that end, we’re just gonna put a brief run-down of Dark at the beginning of each Dynamite review, so I don’t have to review a thousand […]
Match #1: Joaquin Wilde & Raul Mendoza def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The Bollywood Boyz regularly try to coax 205 Live announcers Vic Joseph And Nigel McGuinness into a pre-match dance, and Joseph finally acquiesced by promising to dance with Samir and Sunil if they win the Dusty Rhodes Tag […]
Match #1: Joe Coffey def. Ed Harvey The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The man who insisted his name was not Ed Harvey, but instead Sha Samuels, clearly wasn’t intimidated by Joe Coffey. The newcomer took it to The Iron King early on, but the leader of the Gallus firm absorbed the punishment and dished […]
Match #1: Candice LeRae def. Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Shotzi Blackheart may have surprised Candice LeRae early, using mat-based wrestling to ground The Poison Pixie instead of her usual high-flying repertoire. LeRae answered, pulling Blackheart into the Gargano Escape until Blackheart countered with a knee to the face and followed by […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final show before Hard To Kill gets here on Saturday. I’m looking forward to the show, even if half of it just feels like a weak episode of Impact itself. We’ll get the final card on this […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…okay, Alexa Bliss shoots a fuggin fire-ball at Randy Orton. It’s fuggin stupid. I can’t say f—….f—– bull-s—. Do they just not want us to watch this? Michael Jackson is like a library book, except he was checked out […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a couple of prize fights and a Gauntlet Match for a Universal Title shot at the Royal Rumble. Would you like to tell me what you and that Melanie Harbuckle are doing butt-naked in the bathtub with […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two matches that push both the cruiserweight and tag divisions, as we are due to have some Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament matches on this brand in the coming weeks. I’m becoming a post-mortem porn-star and I’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my ass’s name is Humidity, because it sweats and smells bad. I’m excited for this week’s show, because I already forgot which one it is. Come along with me on a journey…to find the prick that came-up with that phrase. […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a special event called Kings Of Colosseum. We’ve got a title match and a flaming bag of doggie-doo-doo on Mr. Galp’s door-step…old bastard. I want my Frisbee back! Shut up and read the review, arttard! Match #1: The […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the psychos finally took over the Capitol of America. What a bunch of ass-holes. I’m glad we don’t have that problem in wres… Bunch Of Ass-Holes: AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW! Me: Oh f—. Match #1: The Young Bucks—Matt […]
Welcome to this week’s special NXT episode called New Year’s Evil, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of good matches to get to here, so shut up and read a review of those matches. Don’t actually watch the show! What are you…stupid?! Why do stuff when you can let someone […]
Welcome to this double-sized edition of the AEW Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Brad Britch chomping at the bit to talk about wrestling. Brad: WRESTLING!!!!! WRESTLING!!!! WRESSSSSSSTLINNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!! I hate Quark! Ruined Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! A—hole! Million matches! Two weeks! Jean Smart is Levi Stupid! WRESTLING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!! […]
