Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the story of the Offe brothers: Jerq Offe, Jack Offe, Wack Offe and Phuck Offe. In the age of hard iron and cold steel, the Offes were the fiercest warriors of Assecks. Anal about justice, these were […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I can shove an egg up my as…what the… Paul Wight: I’m the Big Show! Me: Not any more. Vince owns the name. Paul: What?! Oh s—t! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Vince! VIIIIIIIINNNNNCCEEE!!!!!!! Help me! I’m sorry! Vince McMahon: F—k you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Paul: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s time for the Jedi…to go bowling! Qui Gon Jinn: I get to throw the ball first! Obi Wan: F—k you! My name is B1G D1CK! Luke: Dad! Are you gonna play? Darth Vader: Rap is crap! Yoda: Down your throat […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I gotta take a s–t. You do the damn review! I’m tired of being the only one picking up the slack here. You’re on full blast here mother-f–ker! I got s–t to do! Mama’s got to bingo! Impact! Write it! […]
Welcome to this week’s Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…wrestling. What? I’m not smart enough to say anything else! It’s wrestling! They’re gonna wrestle! Shut up! You’re always acting smarter than me…because you are…putz. Okay. Let’s get to it before I kibitz my kibbutz like fibbits to fibbuts. Match […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…stuff! Don’t f—k a polar bear. In these times of unrest, I’d like to just remind you that I’m a f—king idiot. I know. You’re in shock. Dr. Pepper’s pecker pecked pickled peppers pickled perfectly peppered. Blow me. Max […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the Department of Defense…which is where they make’a da fence. Bob Barker allegedly made ladies feel uncomfortable on the set of The Price is Right, which is what I wanna not talk about for no reason. I love Cheese […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Neil Diamond has a mushy tushy. Have you ever screwed a snow-man? Have you ever banged a reindeer? Have you ever boinked a bagel? Have you ever…GAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!! Ivan Drago: You dumb. Me: GAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Ivan Drago: Dumb dumb talk talk too […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m here supervising the remastering of my classic 90s sitcom… Step-B–ch! From the creators of Alopecia Pete, Here’s Your Damn Ham and Tranny Station, comes the home video collection of one of television’s most innovative programs, Step-B–ch! Starring LL […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m currently at Sony Records listening to the pitch from Brian Johnson of AC/DC on his newest single. Brian Johnson: Tunnel Fire! (Music video shows AC/DC where he sings about Tunnel Fire while shaking his ass) Me: Ummm…what’s this […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we turn things over to Heaven with our senior correspondent, Harry Carey: Hello sports fans! It’s Harrrrrry Carrrrrrey! BLGAYKASKLAFKA!!!!!! Just here in the big I’m Cloud 9 to talk with legendary wrestling icon, Stu Hart. NYAKNYAKNYANK!!!!! Stu Hart: I like…wrestling. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Jennifer Aniston here with us in her home…because she lives here. Jennifer: Nice to have you here. Me: Le… Rabbi Fuchman: I’m here to f— the star of Friends! (Jennifer and rabbi f—) Me: Ummmm… Rabbi: Done! Me: Ummmm… […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big finale before No Surrender, which includes the contract signing between Tommy Dreamer and Rich Swann…a contract signing? Jesus. Wrestling promoters wonder why no one wants to watch wrestling anymore and it’s because of all the damn […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Edge is back here to tease his WrestleMania prize fight, while Peter Noone is wearing Bobby Sherman’s pants backwards to make room for his big, throbbing… This episode of Monday Night Raw, which is being recorded by our resident […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out from the Royal Rumble show and Edge winning the Rumble itself. Edge is here to build toward who he will pick for WrestleMania, whi…what the… Judge Dredd: I AM…THE LAW! Me: Ummmmm… Judge Dredd: Put down…your […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Luis! What are you doing? Luis: That’s Sergeant Baines, Private! Me: Luis! Put the gun down! Luis: This is Vietnam, Private! Me: You can’t kill civilians! Damn it! They’re innocent! Luis: Innocent?! F—king innocent? These pigs are scum! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the men’s and women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classics as well as…what the… Zeus: I AM ZEUS! SUCK IT MORTAL! Me: Ummmmm… Zeus: BEND OVER AND BE F—KED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Me: No. Zeus: HAHAHAHA…what? Me: No. Zeus: …BUT…I […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hate actors. Their always asking about their characters and what their motivation is and what’s my line…f— off. I’ll give you a f—kin’ motivation with my foot up your ass. Any-way… Angelina Jolie: Nathan, I need your help with […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there was once a Jewish teenager who played on his high school basketball team. Living in Alabama, the teen would often endure having to listen to the goobers try to use Yiddish words incorrectly. One day, his coach saw […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for the Royal Rumble to get to, so shut up and let’s get to…NINJAS! Ninjas: Hiya! Me: Come here you little squirts! Gonna pound you into dog s—! Ninjas: Hiy…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Me: You can’t come […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another fine review of Dynamite to discuss, thanks in part to TalkTech, the premier voice-recording technology of the decade. We have… Mr. Kramp: Nathan! Get your ass up here! The Venus Fly-Trap that looks like a big d–k-head […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of bull… (Nathan is shot). I’ve been…shot! Fredo! Why did you betray me? Fredo: …because I’m Al…Al Fredo. Me: You sunuvabitch! I’m gonna get yo’ ass! This is the day you made the biggest mistake of your […]
