Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Kenny Omega fighting Joey Janela for a title shot…Joey’s title shot…screw it. Why don’t they just come right out and explain that this is a shot at a title shot for Joey? World Title Eliminator? They […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got plenty of matches this week, including Wade “The Fist” Ngulski battling Good Hand Duke in the Steel Cage of Death…for a sandwich! It’s a Carmino Deluxe, with extra swiss, hickory mayo, honey mustard, grilled red onion and fried […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final build before TLC. Ellen Page is now Elliot Page. I wonder how much it cost to buy the “iot”? Do you think they sold the “en” and used the money to buy the new letters? […]
Welcome to this week’s SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m so hungry I could f— a horse. Whoa Nellie! We have the Women’s Title on the line in the main event, so turn and run away…now! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Match #1: Dolph Ziggler def. Montez Ford The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh, you don’t even read these things! Just…piss off! I…oh, f— you…you sweet-heart. Let’s get to the two matches on this show…two! Match #1: Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Tony Nese […]
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another match in the Opera Cup and a Tag Team Title Match that will have two teams. Shocking! Do you wanna buy a watch? Do you know what time it is? It’s time to buy a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and don’t forget to wear a freakin’ blazer! On this episode of Numbley Gets Laid, Quatro and Meiko run up the white flag when trying to score with Valencia while Numbley and Cordelia screw in a broom closet. Hey, speaking of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and how would you like to f— my wife? Well, meet me at the cemetery and you can get started. As for this show…screw this! I’m just gonna make up some s— and there you go! Paul Muni is back from the […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Tilda Swinton is weird lookin’. Shut up! Yes she is! That being said…mmmmmmmmm. Any-who, did you watch the Grinch musical from NBC? I never realized how horny that guy was until he wore homo-erotic clothes while moaning. I think […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Don Callis joining Kenny Omega to cut the same damn promo yet again. That being said, Sting is here. Will Cody Rhodes get Sting’s first promo? Of course…because Cody has to be involved in everything! By […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Wurld Nues/Neus/what-ever their name was, got shut down for bad spelling, so we’re moving over to Wrestling Nightly, hosted by Brad Britch. Brad has all the news from the show and I’ve got a date with this can […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Shockwave review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three more matches to get to. These three matches, including a Women’s Title fight, will duke it out to decide who was the best of the evening. Let’s rock and or rolllllllllll!!!!!!! The matches in contention: Kamille/CC Chanel […]
Welcome to this review of NXT Takeover: WarGames 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have five matches worth talking about. I ate a whole panda. I’m full. …need more panda. You need more wrestling. …want some panda? Okay, settle down you hungry monster…we’ve got wrestling to get to. WarGames! …and panda. […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the events of last week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite have led to Kenny Omega appearing on this card as the AEW World Champion. Meanwhile, I shot the sheriff…and that f—— deputy! I’m curious to see how many people watch this […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m exclusive to the vagina…except for all those men…mmmmmm…mennnnnnnn…aaaaaaalllllllllgggggghhhhhhh. Okay, while I figure out what the hell I’m even talking about, let’s jump into this mud-pie of a show and see if we can find my keys. I drive […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Ted McCullty and we’ve got more sexy ladies here on Playboy TV…whoops! I’m Nathan Favel and we have the death of Pat Patterson to start. Pat Patterson was the one of the great names of professional wrestling, one so large that he […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and who let the dogs out? Captain Horse fights Sparkly Pete in the main event, so won’t come home Lassie and stop goin’ to that damn well?! We put Timmy in the damn well! We’re poor! Let the well raise the […]
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more of the Opera Cup, which I think is some-thing to sing about. Let’s clap your hands together for James Bronnnnnnnnntasaurus! Badadadadoo! I eat wood! Danadandoo! It tastes good! Danadanadoo! Eat it! I eat wood! Buh […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…just for the taste of it…DIET COKE! AHHHHH!!!!!! It…it…tastes like s—. Okay, wrestling down the half-pipe…of love. Match #1: Rampage Brown def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The unhinged Saxon Huxley matched Rampage Brown’s strength in […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a chunky butt. There’s just something about Mary…and NXT! There, now I can cash Vince’s check for…$12?! F— that cheap f—! Vince hid a monkey in his suitcase so he’d have something to pee on during the flight home! […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two big matches to get to, so shut up and read ya putz. Match #1: Josh Woods def. Jay Lethal – Pure Rules Match The following is courtesy of rohwrestling.com: Lethal and Woods both won two matches […]
