Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rich Swann defending the Impact World Title against Sami Callihan, so shut up, sit down and kick back with Impact…yo yo! Match #1: Eddie Edwards def Daivari The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Daivari made […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale of the Rey Mysterio/Seth Rollins feud…hopefully. As we prepare for this momentous broadcast, let us read an excerpt from the interview between Ric Flair and D’Hootie, The Horny Owl. Ric Flair: WOOOOOO! D’Hootie: HOOOOOOOO! Ric […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and a boy saw his parents f—king and ran away. When the dad found the boy in his room, the boy was f—king his grandma. When the dad protested, the boy said, “How does it feel to see some-one f—k your […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling: Full Gear, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big ol’ bunch of matches, including Moxley and Kingston for the World Title. Jericho and MJF fight over MJF’s right to be in The Inner Circle. Hey, we got the dream match for the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and in honor of the American holiday, Veteran’s Day, I bring an excerpt of my interview with the talking parrot, McSkippy: Nathan: Nice to meet you, McSkippy! McSkippy: Shoo! Nathan: What? McSkippy: Shoo! McSkippy: Shoo! Nathan: Are you […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show still is missing the vowel. We’ve got three title matches and my big fat ass in a speedo, so won’t you stick around for the big buttedness…and wrestling? Match #1: Leon Ruff def. Johnny Gargano – NXT North […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have 69…heh heh. 69. H…69! Ha ha ha! 69!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!! I said…what the… Phil: Shut up! Do the review! Nathan: Fine! We have stupid wrestling and stupid wrestling matches on a stupid wrestling show for all of […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final pitch for Turning Point, which has a solid card. To celebrate this weekend’s show, we have an excerpt from an interview with David Bradley on his classic picture, “Kes”: David Bradley: They killed me f—kin bird! […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Alex Trebek died. Norm Crosby died too. Alex Trebek was one of the great gentlemen of television and, if all is to be believed, one of the great people. Jeopardy will survive and get a new host, but […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…nothin’…not a damn thing. Go home. Get a job! EAT AT JOE’S!!!!!! Wait…we do have wrestling matches. Jey Uso fights Kevin Owens tonight, so that ought to be a spunky smack-around. Hey! That’s a phrase! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sticky Junk Jones whoopin’ dat ass, boy! We’ve got some new fighters on the show, so get ready for all of that. We gotta get down to this good stuff before I forget what we were even doing […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…very, very sexy, one pound fiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!! Tommaso Ciampa is here to get really Italian, because we gotta have-a da pasta! Boy, that’s a dumb joke. Listen, I paid my assistant to watch this, so just listen to…oh…he died. Well, I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Drowning Pool drowning in a pool of its own drowned poolishness. Last week’s classic main event was the standard for what this show should be…so this will suck, because Vince never does it right twice in a row. […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finals of the Pure Title Tournament. Before we get started, look at this: The following is courtesy of rohwrestling.com: ROH commentators Ian Riccaboni, Caprice Coleman and Quinn McKay provided their analysis and predictions for the ROH […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final build to Full Gear, which includes Cody Rhodes in our main event. Oh, Cody finally got the rights to the last name back, so he is now Cody Rhodes again. Okay, I’m ready to […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the United States of America’s election of its latest Sith Lord…um…president? Yeah, that’s the word…president. All hail President Skroob! Impact Wrestling starts…Beverly Hills, 90210 sucked. Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo w/ Kimber Lee def Knockouts Champion Su Yung by […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Frogger can kiss my ass! Hop along the road and get squished you miserable fish! Okay, we got more matches, because that’s what the show is for…and dumb promos. Talking! Let’s knit, bitch! Match #1: Jeff Hardy def. Elias […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you don’t deliver six million dollars in the next three hours, I will kill a hostage per hour until you deliver the money! Do you understand me, detective?! I…whoops! Damn TalkTech patched y’all in to the wrong communication. […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to be a Cambodian combat ballerina, so don’t piss me off or I’ll dance you to death. We’ve got two more super-duper-pooper-scooper matches to make your heart go whoomph! It’s a one-time sound…whoomph! If you have it twice…call a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh screw it…let’s just get to the main event! Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much […]
Greetings, you pathetic maggots! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to piss all over the return of the biggest abortion in wrestling, Halloween Havoc. NXT has brought us the return of yet another shit-show from World Championship Wrestling’s moronic past and I will not play along, ladies and gentlemen! Nathan Favel, the prissy little putz who […]
