Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and sit on my face. We’ve got some fine custard for you…dick custard. Ron Burgundy: I’m Ron Burgundy! Champ Kind: Whammy! Ron! Ron! Ron. Ron…listen…listen to me. I…want that ass…your man ass. I want you like a man wants other men. […]
Welcome to this week’s special Never Say Never edition of MLW: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three matches worth talking about once. We’ve got Melanie Griffith and her android army. Melanie Griffith: I have a loud voice! Android Army: Show me the money! Al Capone: Here’s your f–king record […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Christian Cage’s return to the ring. I…what the… Paul Lynde: I’m 1000 feet tall! Rip Taylor: I’m bigger than you asshole! Me: Oh no! It’s…Lynde versus Taylor! PL: Bitch! RT: Whore! RT & PL: Skank! Me: They’re evenly […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last NXT show on Wednesdays. This league is off to Tuesday, where it will reside by itself, due to Impact moving to Thursday. I feel like a diddy. Yo yo yo! Blow it out yo azzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! I’m so […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and James Storm has his 1000th Impact match on this card. Little Boy: Hi mister! What’s with the elephant? Liam Neeson: Take the f–king elephant! Me: James Storm and Eric Young have a main event to wrestle. Little Boy: Wow! Elizabeth […]
Welcome to the first review of AEW Dark: Elevation here on Nerdly. The first you say? But this is episode 3, how can this be the first review? Well, if I’m honest, I thought the first episode of Elevation was so bad I actually turned it off before the end of the show… bad as […]
Welcome to the weekly Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome…to Ass! Ass is where the Raw is made. Ass! Ass is what the man who makes it is made of. Ass! Ass is the decisions that are made on this show. Ass! Ass is seeing its best wrestlers […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m…Nobody. I work as a tax attorney now, but I used to kill people for money…like a tax attorney. People used to f—k with me and get their heads blown off. I once took a Honda Prius and shoved […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the best recipe for dog-s—t stew to ea…never mind. That’s for the cat. I’m out of jokes. Wanna watch some wrestling? 205 Live has wrestling. You should watch 205 Live. Yes. Go get ready to review this lovely […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Timmy dropped the soap. Now look at him! His butt hurts! Timmy: My butt hurts! Me: Timmy! Why does your God damn butt hurt? Timmy: Got f—ked up the butt! Me: Got f—ked up your butt? Timmy: Got f—ked up […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel it’s time to dance in our under-pants while the bants cants the mants like a gants ain’t never bever than pever gever. Y’all ready to watch some muthafukken ‘rasslin’? Then stop reading this review and do. I mean, this is writing. […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got some big matches here to…what the… Gizmo: NYANSGSAHSJ! Me: Hey! The gremlin! Gizmo: Bayonga! Me: What did you call me? Baby Yoda: Wah! Me: Danny Devito? Rod Serling: Imagine if you will, a moron with a job to […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the build toward Stand and Deliver all card long. All card long? Egg foo young? Coco Buttah? Goo goo GA GA? Brian Cox has a big caca? What the hell am I even talking about now? We’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Gloria Gimpsey is here to aid us in our discussion of Impact’s show this week. Gloria Gimpsey: My husband is dead! Me: Ummmmm… GG: A bear ate him! Me: A bear? GG: (sobbing) It ripped his ass out of his […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Power is back! I’m not spelling it with the dumb triple r thing. I hate the way Pumpkin Boy books the NWA. I have a feeling we’ll get more of the same with the return of Powerrr, but at least […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and disco is not dead! Disco is life! I’ve gotta take a crap, so let’s make sure not to linger here too long. You don’t want my dookie on your kitchen stookie. SCHPLOINGK! We’ve got a big ol’ fight between […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Steven Spielberg is a pussy. What do you call a mean Scottish woman? McBitch. I can’t believe that Edge turned heel already. So much for the miracle run towards WrestleMania for Edge. Well, we’re on Raw, where Bobby Lashley […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what’s that? My door-bell rang. Let me…what the…a baby in a basket! What’s this note say? The Note: Dear sir or madam, please care for my baby as if it were your own. I am a poor, downtrodden woman who […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another episode of “The little WWE show that could”… Let’s go! Match #1: Ashante “Thee” Adonis def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com: In matchup between arguably the two best trash talkers on 205 Live, Ashante […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are back in jolly ol England and we are with the Queen of England! Queen of England: F—k you! I’m the Queen! Me: Shut up, b—ch! Queen: F—k you! Me: Eat me! Queen: I don’t eat s—t! I kick […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Daniel Baldwin is not dumb-stupid! Me smart! Alec dumb! Stephen Baldwin buck-toothed dip-s—t! Billy Baldwin good-looking! Adam sissy! Daniel Baldwin run into wall! Ow! Casey Anthony: I didn’t kill my daughter. Daniel Baldwin: I like cheese! Me: Oh God! The […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big problem: carnies. F–king circus folk piss me off. A buck for two balls? How about a buck for my foot up your ass?! Don’t stare at my ass! You ain’t gettin’ s–t! Gimme those ducks! You […]
