Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have my return to reviewing NXT UK. I’m happy to be back at reviewing this show, especially during a time when WALTER/Ilya Dragunov will fight again, very soon. [C3PO] – Master Nathan! You have a fat ass! [Me] – […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show has three matches that are the bomb, yo! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! SWAT: Bomb threat has been called! Anal probe! Me: What?! What are you doing? Why are you near my ass? Fingers? What’s with those fingers? Your hand […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Mahgoogy: Hi there gang! I’m Mahgoogy! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Me: What the f—k is a Mahgoogy? Mahgoogy: Shut the f—king mouth! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Mahgoogy is your friend! Mahgoogy brings you love! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Me: Why is your hand rubbing your ass? […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there are at least 7000 genders. Take your pick. I’m happy to be here, because it beats being in the Phantom Zone. Jor-El: I send you to the Phantom Zone! Me: No! Damn you Jor-El! I shall return! Ursa: Forgive […]
Welcome this week’s NXT UK, right here in Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have my pet pooch McGus ready to go for a walk. McGus: Ruff! Me: Okay boy! L…not down the stairs! (dog falls down stairs) McGus: Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Me: Huh. Oh well. NXT UK starts.. McGus: Aroooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: He’ll be fine. [Author’s Note: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and The King Of England has died. Suck it! On this review, we have wrestling matches. You better like wrestling matches! I mean it! Begin! Match #1: Nathan Frazer def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Nathan Frazer got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is NXT UK: Prelude. We have a big main event, which is what I always say to the prostitute when she forgets to wear her glasses. I will start with the first match and move to the second and […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and sit on my face. We’ve got some fine custard for you…dick custard. Ron Burgundy: I’m Ron Burgundy! Champ Kind: Whammy! Ron! Ron! Ron. Ron…listen…listen to me. I…want that ass…your man ass. I want you like a man wants other men. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Timmy dropped the soap. Now look at him! His butt hurts! Timmy: My butt hurts! Me: Timmy! Why does your God damn butt hurt? Timmy: Got f—ked up the butt! Me: Got f—ked up your butt? Timmy: Got f—ked up […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are back in jolly ol England and we are with the Queen of England! Queen of England: F—k you! I’m the Queen! Me: Shut up, b—ch! Queen: F—k you! Me: Eat me! Queen: I don’t eat s—t! I kick […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m a trucker! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! I’mma git down to Huckabalooza, Missouri where the families are all having sex wit eech udder! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! I…what the…a gremlin! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Dere’s a gremlin on mah winda! Dang nabbit! Gitchur boney ass offa my winda! Dis […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Meiko Satomura challenging for the NXT UK Women’s Title. This is a really cool match to have on the card. I wrote a goat to get to this review, so you better respect the goat. Goat: BAAAAAAH!!!!! Me: […]
Match #1: Joe Coffey def. Ed Harvey The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The man who insisted his name was not Ed Harvey, but instead Sha Samuels, clearly wasn’t intimidated by Joe Coffey. The newcomer took it to The Iron King early on, but the leader of the Gallus firm absorbed the punishment and dished […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my ass’s name is Humidity, because it sweats and smells bad. I’m excited for this week’s show, because I already forgot which one it is. Come along with me on a journey…to find the prick that came-up with that phrase. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m still here in the lair of Colack The Wicked and h… Colack: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Soon, you shall be…SHUNTED! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Nathan: In about a day or so? Colack: Ye…that’s my line! Nathan: Just thought I’d help. Colack: Well, how about I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and don’t forget to wear a freakin’ blazer! On this episode of Numbley Gets Laid, Quatro and Meiko run up the white flag when trying to score with Valencia while Numbley and Cordelia screw in a broom closet. Hey, speaking of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a confusing opener and a major main event, which is also how I start off date night with the missus, minus the parts where I look good. Let’s not lose any momentum as we…look…up in the sky…it’s a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m just banging a chubby Christmas tree in the a…Merry Christmas! On this episode of Diagnosis Murder, a guy dies of cancer, but is instead declared dead of COVID-19. It’s a good thing that could never happen in real life. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Drowning Pool drowning in a pool of its own drowned poolishness. Last week’s classic main event was the standard for what this show should be…so this will suck, because Vince never does it right twice in a row. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh screw it…let’s just get to the main event! Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you sniff a stiff stick, make sure it isn’t attached to a horny man. We’ve got the WALTER/IIja Dragunov match getting the contract signing, so here comes you-know-what…lemon Pledge! Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is […]
