Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my ass’s name is Humidity, because it sweats and smells bad. I’m excited for this week’s show, because I already forgot which one it is. Come along with me on a journey…to find the prick that came-up with that phrase. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m still here in the lair of Colack The Wicked and h… Colack: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Soon, you shall be…SHUNTED! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Nathan: In about a day or so? Colack: Ye…that’s my line! Nathan: Just thought I’d help. Colack: Well, how about I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and don’t forget to wear a freakin’ blazer! On this episode of Numbley Gets Laid, Quatro and Meiko run up the white flag when trying to score with Valencia while Numbley and Cordelia screw in a broom closet. Hey, speaking of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a confusing opener and a major main event, which is also how I start off date night with the missus, minus the parts where I look good. Let’s not lose any momentum as we…look…up in the sky…it’s a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m just banging a chubby Christmas tree in the a…Merry Christmas! On this episode of Diagnosis Murder, a guy dies of cancer, but is instead declared dead of COVID-19. It’s a good thing that could never happen in real life. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Drowning Pool drowning in a pool of its own drowned poolishness. Last week’s classic main event was the standard for what this show should be…so this will suck, because Vince never does it right twice in a row. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh screw it…let’s just get to the main event! Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you sniff a stiff stick, make sure it isn’t attached to a horny man. We’ve got the WALTER/IIja Dragunov match getting the contract signing, so here comes you-know-what…lemon Pledge! Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big tag team match to main event this week’s show. WALTER TIRED OF DUMB LOSER MEN! WALTER BEAT ALL PATHETIC DICKHEADS WITH HIM WALTER FISTSES! DUMB SHOW BEGIN NOW, BENOWGIN! MARTHA! VY DID YOU SAY DAT NAME?! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT: UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the Heritage Cup Tournament, including Max Von Sydow killing those people…when he was only eight years old! Max Von Sydow is crazy! Shoot him! Shoot him dead! NXT UK starts…SYD-NOW! Match #1: Xia Brookside & […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got the crotch of a dude and a chick…which makes staying home on a Saturday night a lot more fun (think ball-in-a-cup). In 1988, Industrial Light And Magic morphed a tiger into a naked lady and NXT UK starts […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got so much to…ragina! Hey, the Women’s Title gets the main event, because going on second was getting old. I’m very sorry that WALTER doesn’t have a last name. I…what’s “Smart” Mark D. Mark doing here? SMDM: Hey Nathan, […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE NXT: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show is back on the road. It’s nice to have it running again, even with the glut of perverts being gutted from the roster, thanks to Speaking Out. We’ve still got some aces in the deck, so at […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big Battle Royal for a UK Title shot, so let’s…are hush puppies just quiet dogs or lazy dogs? Match #1: Kay Lee Ray & Jinny def. Piper Niven & Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel, your friendly- neighborhood black chick with a heart of “F— you honky!” Hey, it’s coronavirus season, with one strain getting more attention than the others because it’s new and has a good PR agent. We’ve got a prize fight for the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Jake Roberts says that Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels were just fighting over Sunny the whole time, but how would a crack-head know anything besides where to get the good s—? It’s funny to listen to these old bastards […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jim Jarmusch is a happy weirdo. Ghost Dog, damn it! Well, like Stephen Lang in f—me pumps, let’s cross our eyes and squeal, because it’s wrestling time. Also, wash your hands, don’t touch your face and you’ll be fine. The […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Delroy Lindo kissing Rene Russo. Ebony and Ivory…is that a soap from Jet Magazine? Anyway, we’ve got Tim Miller re-booting this into NXT: Dark Fate…Or No Money For New Movie. Wow, these jokes sucked. I think I’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Cameron Crowe could kick my ass. Tonight on “Cops”, a 40 year-old b—–dog tangles with the LAPD over DWI charges, while the FOX Network tries to steal the show back in an effort to stave off the Writer’s Guild Strike. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of…nothing. The frist three matches don’t even make it to five minutes. What the f— are these people playing at? Damn it! Match #1: Aoife Valkyrie def. Amale The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Aoife Valkyrie made […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m gonna tell Nai Nai she’s got cancer. I mean, she doesn’t, but I like f—— with her and she has a cold so…hell yeah! While I screw with my Asian grandma, you can mosey on down to the […]
