Welcome to this weeks review of AEW Dark: Elevation, the seventh episode of a show that has, honestly, varied wildy in quality… and length. Let’s see shat this weeks episode has to offer! Match #1: Ray Fenix def. Chuck Taylor My Thoughts: Ray Fenix is bloody good isn’t he? Somehow he seems to pull out […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The Noid!!!!!! The Noid: Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Yayayayaya!!!!!!! Me: You little bastard! That’s my Domino’s pizza! The Noid: Gaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Me: I’ll beat your ass! C–k-sucker! The Noid: Vooooooooooo!!!!!!! Me: Hiya! The Noid: Glaghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Me: Kiss my ass you little red […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor…500 episodes! Yahoo! Right here on Nerdly, we’ve got the 500th episode of Ring Of Honor to get to. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two great matches to get to. Let’s get to them! [Author’s Note: Jay Lethal, who has been accused of various sex crimes over the […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and f–k yeah. We’ve got crabs. I got them from you. Whore! The Oscars are here and…my God! Pinny Vagina: I am…an actor! Me: (shoots Pinky) I don’t like that character. Pinny. That’s a stupid f–kin’ name. Welcome to this week’s […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Susan Sarandon and her army of Tim Robbins robots are at the door! SS: I’m a great actor! Tim Robbins Robots: …and the Oscar goes to… SS: I have huge tits! Robots: Size Double Z Tittiezzzzzzz!!!!!!! SS: I f–ked a […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Mafia Jeopardy! Johnny Gilbert: On this episode, we have from Ptooey, Italy, Juniano Gaspallo! From Horslutte, New Jersey, a cold-blooded killer named Nicky Nuthin! Nicky Nuthin: I didn’t say nuthin. …and from Ottoaroticaxfikseation, New York, he’s the […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Nathan Favel: I’m Nathan Favel! Me: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! NF: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! Me: I am! NF: I am! Andy Dick: I’m Nathan Favel! Me and Me: Bull-s–t! Rod Serling: Imagine if you will, two […]
Welcome this week’s NXT UK, right here in Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have my pet pooch McGus ready to go for a walk. McGus: Ruff! Me: Okay boy! L…not down the stairs! (dog falls down stairs) McGus: Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Me: Huh. Oh well. NXT UK starts.. McGus: Aroooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: He’ll be fine. [Author’s Note: […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we now must fight…in Sexy Mortal Kombat! Liu Kame! Sub-Kueero! Skwhorepian! Johnny Kagemyassandbeatme’tillIkum! The guy that invented Coca Cola! Gayden! Market Research Executive: This is awful! I’m a stupid executive and even I know this is terrible. Me: No! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m chit. I’m a chitty person. I smell like chit. I eat chit. I f–k like chit. My wife says doing me is chitty…a chitty chitty bang bang. Dick Van Dyke should have two-thirds of his name censored. What kind […]
A lovely, brief, short, swift 88 minute episode of AEW: Dark this week… Yes! Let’s repeat that brevity for this review and get right into it. Match #1: Joey Janela def. Will Allday My Thoughts: Well I’ll be damned… Will Allday looked great in this match, landing a fantastic, brutal-looking tope suicida on Janela and […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sarray debuting tonight. Yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy ‘cuz I guzzled man ja-jizz! John Denver wrote those lyrics in his classic “Ballad of a Mississippi Slut” and they are every bit as true now as […]
Welcome to this weeks episode of AEW Dark: Elevation, AEW’s third “programme” of wrestling (but not the extra TV programme we’re still due on TNT apparently) that so far hasn’t done much to elevate it (pun intended) apart from its namesake on Tuesday nights… Though given the recent set of releases elsewhere, AEW made need […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Samoa Joe is gone. Bastards! Joe is disco! Disco is life! I’ve got the boogie fever for Samoa Joe! Joe made the wind! Joe broke the wind! Joe cut the cheese…very stinky. Joe got replaced by Corey Graves. Ewwwwww!!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m very busy. Excuse me. Okay Jason. We are nearing full velocity of this most precious viscosity. Jason: What? Me: Jason. The chemical formula for perfection is almost ready for testing. Prep the stabilizer in […]
Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as a female comedian, I don’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. That’s why I use Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent, for the lady who doesn’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. Just spray […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and The King Of England has died. Suck it! On this review, we have wrestling matches. You better like wrestling matches! I mean it! Begin! Match #1: Nathan Frazer def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Nathan Frazer got […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jazz is retiring on this show. I’m gonna miss Jazz. Jazz has been a favorite of mine since around 2002. She has been one of the most consistent wrestlers of the past…20 years? Has she been doing it that […]
Welcome to this week’s MLW: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Ted Koppel and…Nathan Favel…Nathan Favel…right. As a 1950s housewife, my craw is as dry as an Ethopian’s drinking cup. We all need to give a s–t about the poor Ethiopians. My husband doesn’t care about the poor Ethiopians…so I’m gonna poison his coffee! […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s time…time to f–k! Ain’t that right James Brown? James Brown: Wasafrasayuuuuuuuuu!!! Wazadafrazadahay! Benny! Benny: Yeah. JB: Jimmy! Jimmy: Yeah. JB: Bonnie! Joel: Ummm…yeah. JB: HAHAHA!!!!! Me: Okay. Let’s…what the… Bob Barker: Alright Nathan. I’m going to spay and […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mrs. Robinson just tried to seduce me! Jerry: Nice. Me: No Jerry! Not nice! I’m married! I don’t want to f–k other women! Jim: Pussy. Nail her! Me: I don’t cheat! Besides, she forced herself on me! No means no! […]
Welcome to this debut of NXT on Tuesday, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and your mother is a f–kin’ aardvark! We’ve got the fallout from the WWE’s last week of wrestling mayhem, so forgive Professor Numbnuts for going f–king crazy! WALALALALALALALALABUFFFFFGGGLALALALALALALA! Vince McMahon is driving me insane! Plus, I saw that picture of […]
