Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we turn things over to Heaven with our senior correspondent, Harry Carey: Hello sports fans! It’s Harrrrrry Carrrrrrey! BLGAYKASKLAFKA!!!!!! Just here in the big I’m Cloud 9 to talk with legendary wrestling icon, Stu Hart. NYAKNYAKNYANK!!!!! Stu Hart: I like…wrestling. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Jennifer Aniston here with us in her home…because she lives here. Jennifer: Nice to have you here. Me: Le… Rabbi Fuchman: I’m here to f— the star of Friends! (Jennifer and rabbi f—) Me: Ummmm… Rabbi: Done! Me: Ummmm… […]
Welcome to this weeks review of AEW Dark, I’m Nerdly’s Editor Phil and I’m going to TRY and cover All Elite Wrestling’s YouTube-based show each week. Emphasis on the try… So, with that, here’s this week results and review! Natural Nightmares & Nick Comoroto def. Vary Morales & Jersey Muscle Society Fresh off the announcement […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big finale before No Surrender, which includes the contract signing between Tommy Dreamer and Rich Swann…a contract signing? Jesus. Wrestling promoters wonder why no one wants to watch wrestling anymore and it’s because of all the damn […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Edge is back here to tease his WrestleMania prize fight, while Peter Noone is wearing Bobby Sherman’s pants backwards to make room for his big, throbbing… This episode of Monday Night Raw, which is being recorded by our resident […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out from the Royal Rumble show and Edge winning the Rumble itself. Edge is here to build toward who he will pick for WrestleMania, whi…what the… Judge Dredd: I AM…THE LAW! Me: Ummmmm… Judge Dredd: Put down…your […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Luis! What are you doing? Luis: That’s Sergeant Baines, Private! Me: Luis! Put the gun down! Luis: This is Vietnam, Private! Me: You can’t kill civilians! Damn it! They’re innocent! Luis: Innocent?! F—king innocent? These pigs are scum! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the men’s and women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classics as well as…what the… Zeus: I AM ZEUS! SUCK IT MORTAL! Me: Ummmmm… Zeus: BEND OVER AND BE F—KED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Me: No. Zeus: HAHAHAHA…what? Me: No. Zeus: …BUT…I […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hate actors. Their always asking about their characters and what their motivation is and what’s my line…f— off. I’ll give you a f—kin’ motivation with my foot up your ass. Any-way… Angelina Jolie: Nathan, I need your help with […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there was once a Jewish teenager who played on his high school basketball team. Living in Alabama, the teen would often endure having to listen to the goobers try to use Yiddish words incorrectly. One day, his coach saw […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for the Royal Rumble to get to, so shut up and let’s get to…NINJAS! Ninjas: Hiya! Me: Come here you little squirts! Gonna pound you into dog s—! Ninjas: Hiy…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Me: You can’t come […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another fine review of Dynamite to discuss, thanks in part to TalkTech, the premier voice-recording technology of the decade. We have… Mr. Kramp: Nathan! Get your ass up here! The Venus Fly-Trap that looks like a big d–k-head […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of bull… (Nathan is shot). I’ve been…shot! Fredo! Why did you betray me? Fredo: …because I’m Al…Al Fredo. Me: You sunuvabitch! I’m gonna get yo’ ass! This is the day you made the biggest mistake of your […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh s—! Gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Damn it! I don’t wanna deal with f—kin gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Jesus f—. Let’s just get this over with. Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Shut the f— up! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh s—…a twister! Gotta make sure this TalkTech powered computer is secured before…AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Where…what the f… Munchkin: We welcome you to Munchkinland! Me: (punches munchkin) Little asshole! Dorothy: Oh my goodness, Toto! We must have been sucked-up in that tornado […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of goofy f—— s—. Can you believe how raydacoolass dem damn pigeons been bein’? I ain’t gonna take no damn s— from no damn pigeons! I…oh s—! Dem damn pigeons…dayze here! Y’all damn fuggin pigeons […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big triple tag match between the members of the Inner Circle. You want some crack? Once Upon A Time In America is not better than The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and Dynamite starts now. Match […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and when you drive a car, you need to watch where you are going. Don’t believe me? Ask the bicycler who I ran over about a mile back. Bicycler: Yeah, you jack-ass! I’m ready for wrestling. Are you ready for wrestling? Who […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Warsaw is under attack! Screw this s—! Let’s get the f— out of here! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Wait…my penis is a Pop Tart. Things are gonna be alright…alright, alright, alright. Would you like some poon tang cookies? We have the fall-out […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, I’m changing the review scale. I’ve been wanting to do this for about a year or so and I’ve finally decided to just do it. It’s pretty simple: 0-10. That’s it. No decimal point scoring (1.4, 2.8, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no…it’s nature’s biggest ass-hole…AN OCTOPUS! Octopus: BLAGALALALALALALAGH!!!! Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Octopusses love to punch fish for no reason…they’re jerks! What are we gonna do? Wait… “Macho Man” Randy Savage: I’m the Macho Man, Rannnnnnnnnndy Savage! I’m gonna get’cha! Yeah! Octopus: […]
Welcome to this week’s episode of MLW: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Marco Polo got lost in a swimming pool. We’ve got Salina de la Renta as the booker and Mary Poppins…With A Shot-Gun! With a spoon full of…BOOM!…the medicine goes down. I’m the hottest chick in the world and this […]
