Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel… Other Nathans: No! I am! I am! I am! Me: Shut up! I have no idea how there are so many of you assholes here, but I will seek out the reason…after the review. Other Nathans: Did you remember to bring the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this damn horse won’t move! Horse: Fruuuuuuuuuh!!!!!! Me: Move damn it! Move! Gonna make me late! Horse: Hruuuuuuuhhhh!!!!! John Turturro: My wife! Me: What?! JT: My wife! You stay away from my wife! Me: You married a horse? JT: Uh…yeah! Get […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Karrion Kross, who was booked to lose to Jeff Hardy on Raw in two minutes. At least it wasn’t…Triple H! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Triple H: I hate everybody! Me: Shut the f–k up cuck! Let’s get to the wrestling! Match #1: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big Karrion Kross/Johnny Gargano prize fight to get to. I’m excited. Michael Winslow: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! Me: What? MW: Schebeeschebeeschebebee! Me: Huh? MW: Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Aiiiiighaiiiiaghorp! Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Godzilla: EIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!! MW: Sasasaplxlxlxlxlxlxlxlx!!!!!! Me: Oh no! You killed Winslow! You bastard! Godzilla: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have The Great American Bash with Adam Cole fighting Kyle O’Reilly in a grudge match. [Heroes Of Wrestling] – It’s all a grudge match! Life is a grudge match! [Me] – I hate this joke already. F–k off. [HOW] – […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Highlander 2: The Quickening has to be saved! The original version is not on DVD or Blu Ray! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! They’re f——- aliens! They’re from Zeist! It’s a f——- German yeast infection! The Quickening is crotch-scratching so furious that lightning shoots […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Samoa Joe returned last week to become William Regal’s enforcer. I had an enforcer once…Timmy The Crippled Cub Scout. Timmy took a bullet for me…after getting smashed with a hammer, hit by a truck, smacked by an elephant, shot out of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the fallout from In Your House is due to the dog running around with its tail up its ass. Maybe the dog is a dip-s–t? I know I am. We’ve got a couple of matches guaranteed here, along with big news […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you need to hear the story of Chochco. Chochco was peeing in a baby stroller one day when a man asked him what time it was. Chochco chucked the baby into the pond and said that it was time for him […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches here, including a major Triple Threat as an opener. What’s that? There’s a bear behind me? Bruce Vilanche: Who wants sex?! Me: Oh God! No! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! BV: Come back! No means yes! Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! NXT starts […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Karrion Kross defends the NXT Title against Finn Balor. Who will win this massive main event? I…what the… Giant Chicken: BAGAAAAAAA!!!!!!! John Madden: Okay. Here’s what’s going on. We’ve got the fat bald guy and the big chicken from Family Guy […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m in 1989 helping Brian Yuzna finish editing the gross f—kin’ movie “Society”. Brian Yuzna: Ending needs more shunting. Tongues become asses nailing taint. (wall explodes) David Cronenberg: I have heard through the weirdo filmmaker grapevine that you have bested me […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the news machine here to bring us all the news of the show. I…it’s coming…slowly…very slowly. Well, we have a moment before…now? No. How about now? No. It sure is hard to get the news of this show when…it […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is retired boxing icon George Foreman. George Foreman: I punched a man in da face one time and he cried like a pussy, so I kicked his ass. Me: Holy s–t! GF: This is my son George and my son […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Vince McMahon pretending that he is funding an independent promotion and a developmental school at the same time. NXT…it exists. I enjoy the matches…usually. That being said, NXT is most certainly a WWE product. It has the WWE house […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sarray debuting tonight. Yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy ‘cuz I guzzled man ja-jizz! John Denver wrote those lyrics in his classic “Ballad of a Mississippi Slut” and they are every bit as true now as […]
Welcome to this debut of NXT on Tuesday, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and your mother is a f–kin’ aardvark! We’ve got the fallout from the WWE’s last week of wrestling mayhem, so forgive Professor Numbnuts for going f–king crazy! WALALALALALALALALABUFFFFFGGGLALALALALALALA! Vince McMahon is driving me insane! Plus, I saw that picture of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Stand and Deliver – Night 2 is here. Boy am I getting worn down by all these wrestling shows. There’s way too much happening this week. Next week oughta be much better. Okay, we’ve got a great card here. Let’s see […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel we have the special Stand and Deliver: Night 1 show on the way. We’ve got an excellent card that should not be looked past without taking a moment to take it in. There’s a little bit of everything in this array of […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last NXT show on Wednesdays. This league is off to Tuesday, where it will reside by itself, due to Impact moving to Thursday. I feel like a diddy. Yo yo yo! Blow it out yo azzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! I’m so […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the build toward Stand and Deliver all card long. All card long? Egg foo young? Coco Buttah? Goo goo GA GA? Brian Cox has a big caca? What the hell am I even talking about now? We’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m Wayne Brady b–ch! We gotta wham that ham! I didn’t watch this Crap…capital Crap. C-C-C stink! I’ve been studying from the Frank Zappa book of reviewing. “Say whatever you watched gave you a boner”. Hey people, this s–t gave me […]
