26th Jul2021

Friday Night Smackdown – July 23rd 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Cookie Monster: Word up! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Where my b—-es at? Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me a bad muthafugga! Me: What the f–k?! CM: Me wanna slam dat ass yo! Me: Wh..why are you […]

19th Jul2021

Friday Night Smackdown – July 16th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Slammiversary 2021, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this looks to be a great card, at least on paper. I…wait…it’s not Slammiversary yet…it’s SmackDown! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Son of a b–ch! I wanna review Slammiversary! SmackDown?! Wait. This is 2002! Paul Heyman still runs the show. The SmackDown […]

12th Jul2021

Friday Night Smackdown – July 9th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mr. Tanaka has hired my team to raid his casino vault in Las Vegas during the zombie invasion. [Mr. Tanaka] – We will take the vault in broad daylight. 0900 hour’s time, we send in the ‘copter and […]

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05th Jul2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Jul 2nd 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Edge here and a Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn Last Man Standing Match for a Money In The Bank spot. I’m ready. Are you ready? I’m not. Goodbye. Match 1: Big E./Shinsuke Nakamura b. Apollo Crews/Baron Corbin The […]

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28th Jun2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Jun 25th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the continued build toward Money In The Bank. I hope that this year’s version of MITB is better than the one where they ran up a building. Superman: Shut up, nerd! Me: Eat Kryptonite, Super-Bitch! Superman: […]

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21st Jun2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Jun 18th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the corpse of Vince McMahon to dispense with now that Don West and Mike Tenay have led the charge to destroy the evil. Triple H: You bastards! You killed him! Don West: Actually, Jeff Jarrett killed […]

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14th Jun2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Jun 11th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are going to kick Coldplay’s ass! Chris Martin: Ow! Stop! It hurts! Me: Yeah! Hurts! Don’t it bitch?! CM: Please! Make it stop! Me: You’d like that wouldn’t you? CM: Stop…The Beatles! Me: It’s called music you […]

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07th Jun2021

Friday Night Smackown – Jun 4th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a problem. I gots the chafes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I gots the chafes! There’s only one way to stop this. Orgy! Gannnnnnnngbaaaaaaaannnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Several hours later… Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! All these naked people are f–king each other! Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Luaralla: Naythun! […]

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31st May2021

Friday Night Smackdown – May 28th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have to be quiet, or the monsters will get us. Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up asshole! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut…up! Bob: Mustard’s comin’? Me: No! Monsters! They hate sound! We are in […]

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24th May2021

Friday Night Smackdown – May 21st 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… The Noid: HUNGAHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Ah! The Noid! He’s here for the pizza! The Noid: WOGA! Me: Bastard! The Noid: TIGGULEBITTEES!!!!! Me: I’ll whoop that ass! Rob Van Dam: Hey dude! Being an independent […]

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17th May2021

Friday Night Smackdown – May 14th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have brought together an army to rob a casino in a zombie-infested Las Vegas. This is…The Army Of The Dead! Wait…why aren’t they moving? Hey assholes! Get up! You think because you’re dead that you don’t have to […]

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10th May2021

Friday Night Smackdown – May 7th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Andre The Giant is here. Andre The Giant: I hate baby oil! I hate it! Me: Daniel Bryan is gone and… ATG: I hate baby oil! F—k that s—t! Me: Cesaro seems poised to be the contender to the […]

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03rd May2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Apr 30th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we…what the… Randy Newman: Short People! Worthless muthafuggas! Short People! Stupid heads! Stupid eyes! Gotta punch ’em in they stupid…eyes! Short People! Me: Enough of your anti-midget rhetoric! RN: Wachoo gonna do, poo-poo head? Me: Not me…them. The Moody […]

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26th Apr2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Apr 23rd 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Mafia Jeopardy! Johnny Gilbert: On this episode, we have from Ptooey, Italy, Juniano Gaspallo! From Horslutte, New Jersey, a cold-blooded killer named Nicky Nuthin! Nicky Nuthin: I didn’t say nuthin. …and from Ottoaroticaxfikseation, New York, he’s the […]

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20th Apr2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Apr 16th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m very busy. Excuse me. Okay Jason. We are nearing full velocity of this most precious viscosity. Jason: What? Me: Jason. The chemical formula for perfection is almost ready for testing. Prep the stabilizer in […]

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13th Apr2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Apr 9th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m off to a school for the blind to convince them that aliens have landed. Children! Listen to me! Aliens have landed! Blind kids: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: They want…your wallets! BYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!!!!!!!! Give them to me and I will give them […]

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05th Apr2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Apr 2nd 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Easter is in danger. The eggs of Jesus have been purloined by the silver loined fiend, Dick Head. Dick…Head. Dick…Head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Dick Head stole the eggs of Jesus. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Dick Head crucified the holy scrambled eggs! I bet he […]

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30th Mar2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Mar 26th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m…Nobody. I work as a tax attorney now, but I used to kill people for money…like a tax attorney. People used to f—k with me and get their heads blown off. I once took a Honda Prius and shoved […]

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22nd Mar2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Mar 19th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what’s that? My door-bell rang. Let me…what the…a baby in a basket! What’s this note say? The Note: Dear sir or madam, please care for my baby as if it were your own. I am a poor, downtrodden woman who […]

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15th Mar2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Mar 12th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m the executive director of the Simulcron project. We are at the computer terminal and are digitizing an entire universe within the space of this virtual chasm. The Bald Man: Don’t listen to this man! He’s an imposter! We […]

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09th Mar2021

Friday Night SmackDown – Mar 5th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re back on the set of…wait…sorry. We’re back on the air. Chet Ubetcha: Welcome back to Prime-Time Teaching Moment! I’m Chet Ubetcha and we’re back for the final round of competition with the students of Blomee Elementary and their […]

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01st Mar2021

Friday Night Smackdown – Feb 26th 2021: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the story of the Offe brothers: Jerq Offe, Jack Offe, Wack Offe and Phuck Offe. In the age of hard iron and cold steel, the Offes were the fiercest warriors of Assecks. Anal about justice, these were […]

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