Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final match in the run of The Rascalz in Impact Wrestling. The Rascalz get the main event in a tag match with World Champion Rich Swann, who stares at his ass when he pees. I’m excited to […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rich Swann defending the Impact World Title against Sami Callihan, so shut up, sit down and kick back with Impact…yo yo! Match #1: Eddie Edwards def Daivari The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Daivari made […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final pitch for Turning Point, which has a solid card. To celebrate this weekend’s show, we have an excerpt from an interview with David Bradley on his classic picture, “Kes”: David Bradley: They killed me f—kin bird! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the United States of America’s election of its latest Sith Lord…um…president? Yeah, that’s the word…president. All hail President Skroob! Impact Wrestling starts…Beverly Hills, 90210 sucked. Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo w/ Kimber Lee def Knockouts Champion Su Yung by […]
Welcome to this week’s IMPACT Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out of Bound For Glory, with a new World Champion being crowned as such by way of one of the best matches in IMPACT’s history. Rosemary is getting married to John E Bravo tonight, so change the […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Bound For Glory 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big duke-a-roo between Eric Young and Rich Swann for the World Title, so let’s not waste any time picking our butt-holes and licking our hillbillies. Bound For Glory, which I should have booking […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Wendi Richter giving The Fabulous Moolah the fabulous finger for being a fabulous bitch. Hey, Bound For Glory is coming this Saturday. Are you ready for the final build toward Impact’s biggest card of the year? Well, get […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Herb Welch was a big ol’ wrestling star of the 1950s and he beat my ass…he’s dead! We’ve got the penultimate show before Bound For Glory, so shut up and watch it or Herb Welch will beat your ass…he’s dead! […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Victory Road 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big duke-a-roo between Eric Young and Eddie Edwards for the World Title. Shannon Elizabeth helps people in Africa and this review begins…OLIVE GARDEN! Match #1: Rascalz (Dez & Wentz) def XXXL (Acey Romero & […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s my birthday today. I live a pretty depressing life, with my mom dying a horrible, painful death a few years back and my oldest friend hanging himself, along with my Grandpa being murdered (ruled suicide, but my ass it […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to be the lead tambourinist for the Christian rock group “Dick-Cheese”, but they were into God and stuff, so I dumped them. God has no place in a Christian rock group! In the name of God…let us begin […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Stupid movie! Stupid! Neil LaBute is Neil LaStupid! LaStupid! Impact Wrestling starts…THE BEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Stupid movie! Stupid! LaStupid! LaStupid! Match #1: Trey Miguel def TJP & Chris Bey – Winner Faces Rohit Raju for X-Division Title The following […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Penelope Spheeris here to whoop your ass. Schwing! Agnes Varda framed my kitty-cat and it died…of framing. We’ve got more build to Bound For Glory on the way, so get your wrestling cap on so…wrestling cap? Jesus Titty-Fukking…well, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Eric Young’s Canadian reign of Canadian terror on this Canadian wrestling league. SCREW CANADA!!!!!!! Well, Some-Where had a car drive in a circle for two minutes and Impact starts now. Match #1: TJP def Chris Bey The following […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Charlton Heston is a bad mother-fugger. Kiss my ass you damn, dirty apes! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Ooooooh! Dr. Zaius! We’ve got Eric Young challenging for the Impact World Title against Eddie Edwards, which is bitchin’. Are you ready to […]
Greetings mortal scum! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to give you a reason to live! As I fill in for Nathan Favel, I look upon Impact Wrestling: Emergence – Night 2 and wonder…why? We have two big matches on hand in the Women’s and World Titles matches, but does anyone care? “…but Mark, Impact is […]
Greetings, you foul-smelling oafs! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to fill in for Nathan Favel, who is probably at home using his mother’s ashes as kitty-litter, because he’s such a wimp. Nathan will receive the credit while I, “Smart” Mark D. Mark, will do all the work, because Donald J. Trump is MAKING AMERICA GREAT […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from Eddie Edwards and his open challenge for the Impact World Title. There’s more with all of the current story-lines and even a talking dog. Do you wanna buy some hash? …Too bad! Let’s go phuckin craaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Larry Csonka’s family still has their Go Fund Me page still up here. Wrestle House pisses me off, because it’s just stupid comedy and bad wrestling. You wanna go to Makawaka, Texas and get some weed? …no you don’t, because […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and “Six Degrees Of Separation” is pissing me off. Bad writing and odd directing is not a good combo for a movie that needs to be believable, like how this show is gonna make some of you just as pissed off […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and papa has a brand new bag…OW!!!!! I HURT MY DAMN LEG ON THE TABLE LEG!!! Well, we’ve got a new World Champion and his name is…Carol Channing? Carol Channing: Up yours, young man! Nathan: Well Carol, are you ready to […]
Welcome to this review of Slammiversary 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big night where “our world changes”, or something like that. This could be a real hit, or just more disappointment from the little engine that just won’t stop (even for pedestrians). Well, my son Henry Jr. just […]
