Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Shad Gaspard is still missing, while the late, great Larry Csonka’s GoFundMe page for his family is here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/larrymania-living-on-in-his-girls. Impact has more from the Impact World Title Contender Tournament and I’ve got a wedgie in my hoo-hah. I could kick […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Moose defending a World Title that doesn’t exist anymore. It’s nice that Impact found a way to create an angle for the main event scene, but I wish that this was leading to them actually bringing back TNA […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re all still worried about COVID-19, so let’s b—- about wrestling. Match #1: XXXL (Larry D & Acey Romero) def. oVe (Jake Crist & Madman Fulton) w/ Dave Crist The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Larry lifts Fulton over his […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have part 2 of Rebellion, with the final word on the Impact World Title by show’s end. Match #1: Chris Bey def. Rohit Raju, Suicide & Trey – 4-Way Dance The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: The first competitor […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have part 1 of the two week Rebellion card, so let’s shut the hell up and dive right in. Match #1: Rhino, Tommy Dreamer & Crazzy Steve def. oVe (Dave Crist, Madman Fulton & Jake Crist) The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Mike Jackson, baby. Who’s Mike Jackson? This is Mike Jackson. And this. And this. And also this. That’s right…screw the rest of the show! Mike Jackson…f— yeah! Match #1: Johnny Swinger def. Mike Jackson The following is courtesy […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and all these people who are using the COVID-19 thing to make other people feel bad for going outside, for any reason, are assholes. Okay, we’ve got some wrestling here, with people! I wish the crowds for wrestling shows were the […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and f— you. On this week’s show, we continue the build to a PPV that isn’t happening in a league that’s been rebranded with a generic name that no one wanted. Any-way, let’s enjoy Impact Wrestling, because Spousal Abuse Wrestling is […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Mike Mignola re-making Hellboy into Joey Jack: King Of The Little People. Also, coronavirus is killing people, so take that seriously, but remember that there are a lot of other things that are killing people which are not […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the coronavirus has got people saying stupid s—. Don’t say stupid s— just because your government’s individual shutdown is giving you license to do so. Don’t tell people to stay indoors and don’t chastise them for going outside. We’re blowing […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final match in the Best Of 5 Series between Eddie Edwards and Michael Elgin. It’s time to rock…and rolllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Match #1: Rhino def. Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Before the match begins, the referee […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a major, historically significant World Title match to get to, so shut up and talk a little louder…and make-up your damn mind. Also, Booker T will love this s—. I can see it now…Booker T: Two chicks…no dicks…that’s […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling: Sacrifice 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hope this isn’t like that Hellraiser movie. Jesus wept…when he saw how much of a mess that Pinhead/Priest/Dick Cheney guy made when he ripped Donnie Darko apart, not once but twice. Luckily for us, we have wrestling […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…okay, this show kinda sucks. It’ll make you long for the Hulk Hogan era of TNA. Yeah, that’s sad, but probably the case. Okay, Gut-Check is back and it’s horrible. Match #1: Daga def. Rob Van Dam (Count-Out) The […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I look like Jordynne Grace, but with marshmallows in my mouth. We’ve got the final build for Sacrifice, so don’t go anywhere…except the bathroom…and to work…and to your kid’s little league game. Yeah, go to those things, but stay here […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this doesn’t have Vikingo, so you can go to bed. The Knockout’s Title is on the line and so is my patience in this damn hamster. The little bastard won’t lay a golden egg, damn it! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a really great match on here and some stupid Su Yung stuff. You’ll know the match when you see it and the Su Yung stuff when it gives you a tumor. Also, Booker T sent us another message: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more action in Mexico, including the beginning of a Michael Elgin/Eddie Edwards Best Of 5 Series. Following last week’s phone call to Booker T, we have a statement from him now to address what was said: Dear Suckas, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tessa’s second week as champion, so let’s call Booker T to celebrate! (phone ringing) Booker T: Sucka? Nathan: It’s Nathan…the writer from Nerdly. Booker T: F— you, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ain’t no woman be no damn World Champion! Shoot da’ […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out of Hard To Kill, with Tessa Blanchard making history as the first female World Champion at this level of fame. CHIKARA and Lucha Underground have done this as well, but to lesser effect. Okay, let’s get […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Hard To Kill, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Steven Segal ain’t here. Millie’s America…up her ass! Steven, what are you…AHHHHHHHH!!!! My f—— arm! Shut up Millie! MAD TV was funny, damn it. We’ve got the big one here, with Tessa overcoming her racist behavior to […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Bash at the Brewery 2, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the calm before the Tessa Blanchard storm, so don’t forget to wear your “don’t call me n—–“ rain-poncho. Hey, she’s the one who is the racist. Okay, we’ve got a good night of […]
