Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you sniff a stiff stick, make sure it isn’t attached to a horny man. We’ve got the WALTER/IIja Dragunov match getting the contract signing, so here comes you-know-what…lemon Pledge! Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big tag team match to main event this week’s show. WALTER TIRED OF DUMB LOSER MEN! WALTER BEAT ALL PATHETIC DICKHEADS WITH HIM WALTER FISTSES! DUMB SHOW BEGIN NOW, BENOWGIN! MARTHA! VY DID YOU SAY DAT NAME?! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT: UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the Heritage Cup Tournament, including Max Von Sydow killing those people…when he was only eight years old! Max Von Sydow is crazy! Shoot him! Shoot him dead! NXT UK starts…SYD-NOW! Match #1: Xia Brookside & […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got the crotch of a dude and a chick…which makes staying home on a Saturday night a lot more fun (think ball-in-a-cup). In 1988, Industrial Light And Magic morphed a tiger into a naked lady and NXT UK starts […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got so much to…ragina! Hey, the Women’s Title gets the main event, because going on second was getting old. I’m very sorry that WALTER doesn’t have a last name. I…what’s “Smart” Mark D. Mark doing here? SMDM: Hey Nathan, […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE NXT: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show is back on the road. It’s nice to have it running again, even with the glut of perverts being gutted from the roster, thanks to Speaking Out. We’ve still got some aces in the deck, so at […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big Battle Royal for a UK Title shot, so let’s…are hush puppies just quiet dogs or lazy dogs? Match #1: Kay Lee Ray & Jinny def. Piper Niven & Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel, your friendly- neighborhood black chick with a heart of “F— you honky!” Hey, it’s coronavirus season, with one strain getting more attention than the others because it’s new and has a good PR agent. We’ve got a prize fight for the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Jake Roberts says that Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels were just fighting over Sunny the whole time, but how would a crack-head know anything besides where to get the good s—? It’s funny to listen to these old bastards […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jim Jarmusch is a happy weirdo. Ghost Dog, damn it! Well, like Stephen Lang in f—me pumps, let’s cross our eyes and squeal, because it’s wrestling time. Also, wash your hands, don’t touch your face and you’ll be fine. The […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Delroy Lindo kissing Rene Russo. Ebony and Ivory…is that a soap from Jet Magazine? Anyway, we’ve got Tim Miller re-booting this into NXT: Dark Fate…Or No Money For New Movie. Wow, these jokes sucked. I think I’ve got […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Cameron Crowe could kick my ass. Tonight on “Cops”, a 40 year-old b—–dog tangles with the LAPD over DWI charges, while the FOX Network tries to steal the show back in an effort to stave off the Writer’s Guild Strike. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of…nothing. The frist three matches don’t even make it to five minutes. What the f— are these people playing at? Damn it! Match #1: Aoife Valkyrie def. Amale The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Aoife Valkyrie made […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m gonna tell Nai Nai she’s got cancer. I mean, she doesn’t, but I like f—— with her and she has a cold so…hell yeah! While I screw with my Asian grandma, you can mosey on down to the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Imperium doing what-ever guys in jackets do for fun. Let’s get to the madness…of Spartaaaaaaaaa! Match #1: Danny Burch & Oney Lorcan def. The Hunt The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Danny Burch & Oney Lorcan returned […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Bobby Bouche better not be f—— the ladies…’cuz f—— the ladies is the G—D— devil! We’ve got some Europeans playing grab-ass ‘till the cows come home. Mae Whitman is hot. Okay, let’s make like Donald Trump and lie, lie, lie! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Booker T said some sexist s— about Tessa Blanchard’s Impact World Title run being the dumbest thing in Impact Wrestling history. Somebody’s big, black ass is sleeping on the couch tonight, ain’t it? Ronda Rousey could kick Steven Segal’s ass, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more bull-s— from the thing that will likely kill the WWE, not because it’s bad, but because it’s so much better by comparison to the main roster programming that the whole roster will abandon Vince’s company for the developmental […]
Welcome to this review of NXT UK Takeover Blackpool II, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a whole lotta WALTER in the main event. Okay, let’s make like Joaquin Phoenix and say some weird s—. Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Trent Seven The following is courtesy of wwe.com: If Eddie Dennis […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the first NXT UK review of the year, so let’s blow it like Disney with Star Wars. Match #1: Dave Mastiff def. Kona Reeves The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Prior to the first NXT UK matchup of […]
WWE and BT Sport have today announced that NXT will air live in the UK and Ireland for the first time on BT Sport starting this Thursday, January 2nd at 1am. NXT’s two-hour weekly show joins Raw and SmackDown on BT Sport, the exclusive live broadcaster of WWE’s flagship programming in the UK and Ireland […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Snoke was just Emperor Palpatine…who was just Dr. Manhattan in disguise. Get off the f—— pool! We’ve got lots of European’s a-peein’ in the pool…get off the f—— pool! I keep trying to say we’ve got wrestling here from […]
