Welcome to Jurassic Park! Over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur and over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur! I’m Samuel Hammond and th…damn TalkTech! I was watching the bootleg version of “Jurassic Park”. Spielberg got hammered and made an alternate version of the talking parts of the picture, which I now have […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…Holy Brandon Lee! It’s NXT UK time! Get your ass away from the James O’Barr and Alex Proyas your way to the Bai Ling to Ernie Hudson your Michael Wincott as you Fun-Boy The Crow. Wait…what the hell was I talking […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Magruuuuuuuber! Powered by TalkTech, the finest voice-to-print journaling equipment in the world, we can get right to the point with this…oh, wait. I have a Thanksgiving dinner to get to while I write this. Don’t worry, it won’t… […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have four matches, which is good. Yeah, don’t expect much excitement from me this time. I fell asleep on my toaster. I’ll let you figure out what that means. Match #1: Trent Seven def. Kona Reeves The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have an actual main event this week, which means that it goes more than ten minutes and won’t be easily forgotten. Holy Moly! That’s amazing! Will and Grace made me realy confused about crotch stuff and this review starts…when-ever […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some lions sleeping tonight, because they just got bizaaaaaaaaaay! Thursday sure is a weird day. I hate being run over by people. Cars hurt! Try going through life with the word “Pontiac Aztec” pressed into your ass after […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT UK, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donny Osmond singing like a girl. Donny Osmond and Wayne Newton…they sound like the Pointer Sisters on helium. Anyway, A-Kid debuts here, so let’s make sure he’s got a hall pass. There’s no screwing around during school […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I look like a buffalo with its legs chopped off. This episode has a match or two, so let’s call Kevin Nash to make fun of the whole thing. Hey…their knees aren’t shot. $!@# them! Okay, let’s get to this […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Less Than Zero is really depressing. Don’t do drugs. Also, don’t get too obsessed with eating just meat or just plants. Neither one on their own is healthy enough for a proper diet. Eat all of the food groups in […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the WWE’s rip-off version of Progress/OTT/World Of Sport (the good version)/Insane Championship Wrestling (if you squint real hard) stumbling along helplessly like Mark Wahlberg in San Francisco’s “Rainbow District”. We’ve got enough of very little to talk about, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Joaquin Phoenix wearing a green wig and playing with those creepy little girls from The Shining. Who in the hell would play with them? This has been a pretty good week for wrestling, so I suppose the European […]
So, as a WWE fan, and seeing as Nerdly has great wrestling coverage, I thought it would be cool to take a seat in the bleachers and give you a longtime fan perspective report on WWE’s roster as we’ve reached – as of writing – August 2019. This isn’t gospel or fact, obviously. It’s just […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three matches, which is one more than two. Wow! Johnny Weir was on The Masked Singer. Wow! You’re about to read my writing. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! What’re you, crazy? Why should you have to suffer? Okay, let’s check in with […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a very unique main event called “British Round Rules”, which is just an excuse for fat guys to eat more. The match is very different and worth watching, so skip the rest of the review and go right […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to be Amanda Bynes, but a bee stung me and I turned into a pasty-faced loser who can’t even spell the word “a”. It took me twenty minutes to figure out what letter to press for that damn […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the show after the great Cardiff card from the weekend. Let’s see if I can get my car out of the ditch. Also, let’s review the show. Match #1: Rhea Ripley def. Piper Niven The following is courtesy […]
Welcome to this review of NXT UK: TakeOver – Cardiff, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some fine wrestling to get to here, so let’s get right to it. Match #1: Noam Dar def. Travis Banks The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Although Travis Banks missed the inaugural NXT UK TakeOver […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big build for the Takeover in Cardiff here, so let’s find out why this thing is a thousand years late. The kids bit me. Okay, let’s go, Idaho. Match #1: Ilja Dragunov def. Tyson T-Bone The following […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Simon Pegg hates Jar Jar Binks, which is weird, since Pegg kinda looks like Jar Jar. Meesa no’um look like Brad Pitt…cuz ain’t no cave in Yorkshire. Okay, let’s jump right in to an episode of NXT UK and see […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a packed hour to get to, so let’s make like The Force Awakens and steal all of our ideas from A New Hope/actual Star Wars movie. It’s Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Dave Mastiff fighting Joe Coffey in the main event, so get that mud off your pants and get ready to dance like Bruce Springsteen in a Bombay tickle shack. Match #1: Noam Dar def. Ashton Smith The following […]
It’s indisputable that WWE put out an incredibly vast amount of content. Just in a week, and not mentioning their social media content or original WWE Network programming, we see RAW, SmackDown, NXT, NXT UK, 205 Live and more. We get at least one, sometimes more than one, PPV or Special each month too. That’s […]
