Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have CM Punk and Sting and Christian Cage and that’s it. Everybody else got alligated by an alligator. It’s gonna be a short show…because of the alligations. Have you never been alligated by an alligator before? Oh, but you […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from CM Punk’s official arrival into AEW. He’s All Elite! Wouldn’t it be better to just call him Elite? Calling every new signing All Elite is bad grammar…Kelsey Grammer. Scrambled eggs! On this show, we have […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Chris Jericho fights MJF in the main event. It’s been a long time coming and…what the… Benny and the Jets: Yo baby! We Benny and the Jets! Me: Like the song? Benny: F–k you! Ain’t no sissy-s–t asshole song! Benny […]
Welcome to this weeks [late] review of AEW: Dynamite, the last episode before the highly anticipated “The First Dance” episode of AEW: Rampage, where one OR MORE, new wrestler MAY or MAY NOT be making their debut for All Elite Wrestling… Oh the suspense! While we wait, why not check out this review. Match #1: […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Darby Allin here. Darby Allin: I am here. Me: How was your weekend? DA: Ummmmmm…okay. Me: Did anything…happen? DA: Ummmmmm…no? Me: Nothing came to light from a woman…of your past? DA: Ummmmmm… Me: She didn’t say […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Mysterious Nathan: …a mystery. Me: No. No. We’re not doing that now. Dnyamite… Other Nathans: Dynamite! Me: Oh f–k off! So I got one word wrong! What am I, a dictionary?! Mexican Nathan: Viva la raza! Me: Huh?! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Nick F—in’ Gage on this show to kill Chris Jericho for singing a f—in’ song with MJF last year. Gut him! Gut the f–k out of his lard ass! I hate singing on wrestling shows! Son of a […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m J. Crew intolerant. Buy your own f–kin’ shirt! We have Fyter Fest Night 2, which features another Jon Moxley prize fight and Darby Allin again. Hey Judge! I’m the best one here! The Judge can pick up on the […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Fyter Fest Night 1, which looks good on paper. Then again, arsenic and old lace looked good as a decoration until I found out what that actually meant. Jonathan Brewster: What kind of crack is that?! Me: Say, […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel, it’s Road Rager and we have jack-s–t. The guide says nothing is happening. What kind of a f–kin’ show has nothing on it?! This s–t ain’t Seinfeld mother-f–ker! [Brian Pillman] – It’s a Festivus for the rest of us! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Raul Julia: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Greetings infidels! Me: What the f–k?! Aren’t you dead?! RJ: Not anymore the f–k! I have returned from the 7000th dimension! Under my power now is the mighty army of cosmic automatons built in […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big duke-a-roo here…Kenny Omega versus Jungle Boy for the AEW World Title. Let’s not waste any time. Cannon-balllllllllll!!!!!!!!!! Match #1: “Hangman” Adam Page def. Will Hobbs The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com: Hobbs clobbered Page on the […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW Friday Night Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are atop the summit of Mount Fagynah to bury the remains of Necro-Vince in the mountains. We have some big matches to get to… Don West: Wait, Roberto! I sense a disturbance in the kayfabe! Me: It’s […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there’s a f–kin’ fly in here! I’ll get that son of a bitch. Come here, you pecker-necked mother-f–ker. Damn! I missed that little asshole. I got you no…f–k! Son of a bitch! Come here you twirly slut. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I got…damn! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I know who shot JR: carnies! Jim Ross: Nobody shot me mother-f–ker! JR fine! Me: Not you egghead! JR from Dynasty…or Dallas…whatever it’s called. Jim: I’m special mother-f–ker! Shut the mouth or it gets shut! Me: Is that what happened […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some groovy matches. Now, let’s enjoy some wrestling. Wait a minute…there’s an envelope in here from Seth Rogen, Snoop Dogg and Kevin Nealon, with post-marking subsidised by notable publication High Times. I wonder what’s in this envelo………………………………oh s–t […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Catherine Breillat here to bring culture to the review. Catherine Breillat: Dis review needs to touch the precipice of sexuality and the malaise of suburbia needs to be challenged as a result of dis. Me: Huh? […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of great matches here. I’m excited. Bernie Sanders: I’m not! Me: Bernie Sanders! BS: I hate wrestling! They’re not socialists! Me: Well, socialism isn’t normally a good thing. BS: Yes it is! Me: How? BS: Well…equality! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s time for Blood & Guts! Ew. That sounds so gross. Well, it’s just the original WarGames match, so don’t worry. They’ll all be dead soon! Jonjo! Activate the nuclear implosion/explosion device! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Jonjo: Da wut? Me: You know, I […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no! It’s…Cher!!!!!! Cher: I’m a b—ch! Me: Go away you b—ch! Cher: That’s Super-B—ch! Shaboom! Me: What do you want, b—ch? Cher: This b—ch wants to smash a child’s toy train! Me: You b—ch! Cher: That’s Mr. B—ch to you! […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m chit. I’m a chitty person. I smell like chit. I eat chit. I f–k like chit. My wife says doing me is chitty…a chitty chitty bang bang. Dick Van Dyke should have two-thirds of his name censored. What kind […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mrs. Robinson just tried to seduce me! Jerry: Nice. Me: No Jerry! Not nice! I’m married! I don’t want to f–k other women! Jim: Pussy. Nail her! Me: I don’t cheat! Besides, she forced herself on me! No means no! […]
