Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and a boy saw his parents f—king and ran away. When the dad found the boy in his room, the boy was f—king his grandma. When the dad protested, the boy said, “How does it feel to see some-one f—k your […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show still is missing the vowel. We’ve got three title matches and my big fat ass in a speedo, so won’t you stick around for the big buttedness…and wrestling? Match #1: Leon Ruff def. Johnny Gargano – NXT North […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Alex Trebek died. Norm Crosby died too. Alex Trebek was one of the great gentlemen of television and, if all is to be believed, one of the great people. Jeopardy will survive and get a new host, but […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…nothin’…not a damn thing. Go home. Get a job! EAT AT JOE’S!!!!!! Wait…we do have wrestling matches. Jey Uso fights Kevin Owens tonight, so that ought to be a spunky smack-around. Hey! That’s a phrase! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sticky Junk Jones whoopin’ dat ass, boy! We’ve got some new fighters on the show, so get ready for all of that. We gotta get down to this good stuff before I forget what we were even doing […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…very, very sexy, one pound fiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!! Tommaso Ciampa is here to get really Italian, because we gotta have-a da pasta! Boy, that’s a dumb joke. Listen, I paid my assistant to watch this, so just listen to…oh…he died. Well, I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Drowning Pool drowning in a pool of its own drowned poolishness. Last week’s classic main event was the standard for what this show should be…so this will suck, because Vince never does it right twice in a row. […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Frogger can kiss my ass! Hop along the road and get squished you miserable fish! Okay, we got more matches, because that’s what the show is for…and dumb promos. Talking! Let’s knit, bitch! Match #1: Jeff Hardy def. Elias […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you don’t deliver six million dollars in the next three hours, I will kill a hostage per hour until you deliver the money! Do you understand me, detective?! I…whoops! Damn TalkTech patched y’all in to the wrong communication. […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to be a Cambodian combat ballerina, so don’t piss me off or I’ll dance you to death. We’ve got two more super-duper-pooper-scooper matches to make your heart go whoomph! It’s a one-time sound…whoomph! If you have it twice…call a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh screw it…let’s just get to the main event! Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much […]
Greetings, you pathetic maggots! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to piss all over the return of the biggest abortion in wrestling, Halloween Havoc. NXT has brought us the return of yet another shit-show from World Championship Wrestling’s moronic past and I will not play along, ladies and gentlemen! Nathan Favel, the prissy little putz who […]
Welcome to this review of WWE’s Hell In A Cell 2020 Pay Per View, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three Cell matches in one night. Hell, why didn’t they just go all the way and have six Cell matches? It’d save some time on lifting and lowering the cage if […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Chris Brown’s mom after her face-lift. Holy Bolies! We’ve got water on the moon and Kayne West making an ass out of himself for money. Hey, it’s time to celebrate Randy Orton winning his seven-thousandth World Title. […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I could eat a whole Fred Savage right about now. We’ve got to talk about Kevin…Owens! Did you think I was gonna that about the movie where what’s-his-face killed what’s-their-names? You mean the one where the son killed his […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you sniff a stiff stick, make sure it isn’t attached to a horny man. We’ve got the WALTER/IIja Dragunov match getting the contract signing, so here comes you-know-what…lemon Pledge! Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and don’t pee in the mailbox! Don’t even think about it, pal! We’ve got two matches to make your brown eyes blue, so don’t blink or I’ll make your brown eyes black and blue. Capiche?! Match #1: Mansoor def. The Brian […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my hopes of being a plus-sized stripper-pole dancer went down in flames like the Hindenburg. We’ve got a big Tag Team Title main event that makes me feel like a natural woman…but not a big bitch on tall pole! I wanna […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the power of Christ compels you…to read this review! Read it! We have the season premiere of Raw, even though it never had a season finale earlier in the year. We’ve got Randy Orton talking tonight, so just turn […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you are gonna buy me…a puppy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! You’re gonna get me a freakin’ puppy and I’ll hug it, kiss it, f—k it, kill it, cook it, eat it and burn down a children’s hospital as they scream! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! We […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Genghis Khan looked just like John Wayne, pilgrim. We’ve got a couple of cool matches, so lick my Landis and rock your Gibraltar! Match #1: Ariya Daivari def. Anthony Greene The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Ariya Daivari kicked off […]
