Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…very, very sexy, one pound fiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!! Tommaso Ciampa is here to get really Italian, because we gotta have-a da pasta! Boy, that’s a dumb joke. Listen, I paid my assistant to watch this, so just listen to…oh…he died. Well, I […]
Greetings, you pathetic maggots! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to piss all over the return of the biggest abortion in wrestling, Halloween Havoc. NXT has brought us the return of yet another shit-show from World Championship Wrestling’s moronic past and I will not play along, ladies and gentlemen! Nathan Favel, the prissy little putz who […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my hopes of being a plus-sized stripper-pole dancer went down in flames like the Hindenburg. We’ve got a big Tag Team Title main event that makes me feel like a natural woman…but not a big bitch on tall pole! I wanna […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the Baby Yoda playing with the Baby Balls. We’ve got a bunch of matches on here, but no quesadillas! I’m so pissed! Well, we have the damn matches, but I’m too busy smoking crack to pay attention, so here […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Takeover 31 turned out great. I didn’t get around to reviewing it yet, but Chris Cummings wrote a great review about the show that summed up my feelings on the matter. The CruiserWeight Title fight was a 4 for me, KUSHIDA/Dream […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I invented failure… to great success. I could never take a bite out of crime, because I like stealing shit, and NXT starts…gimme your wallet. Match #1: Shotzi Blackheart def. Dakota Kai The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dakota Kai personally […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have several matches to decide the contenders to the bevy of championships in NXT…like the Hubert Humphrey Heavy-Weight Championship. Hey, would I not lie to you? Let’s join this episode of Keeping Up Appearances already in progress and see if […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have lots of wrestling… with my sexuality. I like cardboard. Harlan County, USA doesn’t care about your feelings. Those filthy miners just want your coal! Don’t give them sh*t! Okay, Damien Priest fights Timothy Thatcher for the North American Title, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I ain’t got no legs! The Iron Shiek wanted to say some-thing before we start: THE JABRONI SMASHER WANT TO SAY NXT THE SHIT BUBBA! YOU WATCH AND LIKE THE WRESTLERS OR YOU GO F-CK YOURSELF! KNOCK KNOCK. WHO THERE? GO […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the 4-Way Iron-Man match, which ought to be a real smash-mouth fight to the finish. Okay, take your pants off and get ready to pee, because NXT starts…I smell asparagus. Match #1: Isaiah “Swerve” Scott & Breezango def. Legado […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and NXT has no competition from AEW this week, so let’s see if Vince’s red-headed step-child gets beaten with the beatin’ stick this week. Carole Lombard could kick your ass and NXT starts now. Match #1: Breezango def. Imperium – NXT Tag […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… my Grandma died. I’ve gotta go a long distance to get there, so I’m leaving this review in the hands of a…”friend”. He’s a little…yeah. Don’t worry, he’ll do his job…mostly. Here he is, Dick Bawls. Hey, man. OH SHIT! I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rambo: First Blood Part 6 starring…BERT CONVY. Suck it, dweebs! Bert Convy can carry a picture. We’ve got more three-ways, because monogamy is for wimps. Hey, do you wanna lick a portrait? Dorian Grey may not taste so good, […]
