Welcome to this weeks sub-2 hour long AEW Dark: Elevation… I say that because AEW literally put “almost 2 hours of wrestling” in the title of the show on YouTube! Hey, at least if they do that we know what to expect upfront. Let’s get to it… Match #1: QT Marshall def. Robo My Thoughts: […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I am the robotic unit called N.A.T.H.A.N F.A.V.E.L, which is an acronym for Neurotronic Automated Technological Hardwired Android Nipple F—king Asshole Vagina Eating Loser….nick name: G. I, or G, as I am often called, am here amongst my mechanical brethren […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… The Noid: HUNGAHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Ah! The Noid! He’s here for the pizza! The Noid: WOGA! Me: Bastard! The Noid: TIGGULEBITTEES!!!!! Me: I’ll whoop that ass! Rob Van Dam: Hey dude! Being an independent […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Don Callis is possibly done as Executive Vice President. Hey hey! Alright! Callis has been rumored to be a sexual predator for some time and has possibly been a predator at Impact. If Callis is in fact a good […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Catherine Breillat here to bring culture to the review. Catherine Breillat: Dis review needs to touch the precipice of sexuality and the malaise of suburbia needs to be challenged as a result of dis. Me: Huh? […]
Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania Backlash, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches to get to and…what the… Glitterbell, The Sissy Pirate: Aaaaaaagh! What what in the butt butt me matey? Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!!!!!!! Me: What the f… GB: Aaaaaaagh! […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Under Siege event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have big ol’ show to break-down. Tom Petty: Don’t use my songs for sentences! Me: Yes sir. TP: My teeth are weird! Me: Huh? TP: You wanna get f—ked up?! Me: No! TP: Genju namakayo bakada […]
Welcome to this weeks episode of AEW: Dark which, like is companion show AEW Dark: Elevation, has been on a run of good episodes recently. Let’s see is Dark drops the ball like this weeks Elevation… Straight away it loses points for yet another 2-hour show! Match #1: Powerhouse Hobbs def. Dean Alexander My Thoughts: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m in 1989 helping Brian Yuzna finish editing the gross f—kin’ movie “Society”. Brian Yuzna: Ending needs more shunting. Tongues become asses nailing taint. (wall explodes) David Cronenberg: I have heard through the weirdo filmmaker grapevine that you have bested me […]
Welcome to this weeks review of AEW Dark: Elevation, the promotions second YouTube show that aims to showcase new and upcoming talent. We’ve had a good couple of weeks from this show so let’s see how this week fares… Oh sh*t, we’re not off to a good start with another 150 minute show! Match #1: […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome to Prison Jeopardy with your host, Mike Tyson! Mike Tyson: Welcome back thu Jeffpardy! I Mie Tython! I went to prithin fo rapf in the ‘90s and now I doin’ dis s—t. Hear is our contesthants! From Stupidville, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have brought together an army to rob a casino in a zombie-infested Las Vegas. This is…The Army Of The Dead! Wait…why aren’t they moving? Hey assholes! Get up! You think because you’re dead that you don’t have to […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donald Trump peeing. Donald Trump: I’m peeing! Whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz! Me: We’ve got more new arrivals! Here we go! DT: I’m pissing…pissing you off! Match #1: Asher Hale […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show has three matches that are the bomb, yo! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! SWAT: Bomb threat has been called! Anal probe! Me: What?! What are you doing? Why are you near my ass? Fingers? What’s with those fingers? Your hand […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Styx! Tommy Shaw: Want some coke? Me: No Tommy Shaw. I don’t want any coke. TS: Want some coke? Me: No. I just said that. TS: Want some coke? Me: Shut up! TS: Want some coke? Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more in Nick Aldis’s quest to not be called Brutus Magnus any more. There’s plenty to cover here, so let’s…what the… Stevie The Monkey: OO OO OO! AH AH AH! Me: Stupid monkey! Go to Hell! STM: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches before Under Siege. Steven Seagal: I’m on a boat and then a choo choo. Me: Boat then a choo choo? SS: Boat then a choo choo. Gary Busey: Under siege! (gets stabbed in neck) SS: […]
Welcome to this week’s AEW: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of great matches here. I’m excited. Bernie Sanders: I’m not! Me: Bernie Sanders! BS: I hate wrestling! They’re not socialists! Me: Well, socialism isn’t normally a good thing. BS: Yes it is! Me: How? BS: Well…equality! […]
This weeks Elevation was a solid, if average, affair so lets see what Dark has for us… I’m Phil, this is Nerdly, and our AEW: Dark review starts now! Match #1: Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston def. Milk Chocolate My Thoughts: This one was over before it began. Moxely and Kingston got the jump on […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the news machine here to bring us all the news of the show. I…it’s coming…slowly…very slowly. Well, we have a moment before…now? No. How about now? No. It sure is hard to get the news of this show when…it […]
Another week, another episode of AEW Dark: Elevation – the first of this weeks AEW programmes and usually a good indicator of what we can expect from AEW booking this week. Lets check it out! Match #1: Lee Johnson def. David Ali My Thoughts: This was a great match-up between two great wrestlers. Lee Johnson […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Maya Angelou here to speak with us about reverence. Maya Angelou: I have reverence. I am in awe of the eye of child that sees for the first time and knows all too well what is in […]
