17th May2021

‘NWA: Powerrr’ Review (May 11th 2021)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s NWA: Powerrr review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more in Nick Aldis’s quest to not be called Brutus Magnus any more. There’s plenty to cover here, so let’s…what the… Stevie The Monkey: OO OO OO! AH AH AH! Me: Stupid monkey! Go to Hell! STM: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Who you s—tin’? You’re a dumbass! STM: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!!!!!! Me: I’ve had it with your bull-s—t! Life is not a highway! STM: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!! Me: No it’s not! STM: OHHA! Me: There is no such thing as a bisexual airplane! It’s not called a bi-plane! STM: OO OO! Me: Go f—k an Arby’s Ripple-Dipple Melt! STM: Huh? Me: Yeah! Got your ass there! NWA: Power starts now!

  • Match #1: Slice Boogie def. Jax Dane – Falls Count Anywhere Match

    The Score: 7 out of 10

  • Match #2: Matt Cross def. Mims

    The Score: 6 out of 10

  • Match #3: (Main Event) JR Kratos def. Sal Rinauro

    The Score: 5 out of 10

Final Verdict: 5/10

Okay. Not much happened here. I wish there was more to talk about, but there’s not. So, I’ve brought along Luciano Pavarotti to sing the review. Luciano? Luciano Pavarotti: WRESTLING SHOW! NWA WRESTLING SHOWWWWWWW!!!!! HERE-A WE ARE! FALLS COUNTED ANYWHERE! SLICE BOOGIE! SLICE BOOGIE! SLICE BOOGIE! GOOFY NAME! TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH GUY! FOUGHT-A THE JAX DAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!! FORMER NWA WORLD CHAMPION…JAX DAAAAAANE!!!!!!! THEN-A HE LOST! THEN-A HE LOST! SLICE BOOGIE! SLICE BOOGIE! SLICE BOOGIE! SNEEZY ORANGE! TAKE-A NO S————-T!!!!!!! SNEEZY ORANGE! GOOD FIGHTING! GOOD FIGHTING! GOOD FIGHTING! SECOND MATCH! WOOGADEBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! FIRST MATCH BETTER! FIRST MATCH BETTER! FIRST MATCH BETTER! HAD BRAWLING AND BRAWLING AND STUNTS-A GALORE! SECOND MATCH…WAIT! IT HAD MATT CROSS! IT HAD MATT CROSS! CROSS CROSS CROSS CROSS CROSS!!!!! IT HAD MATT CROSS! MIMS IS A DUMB NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!! MATT CROSS IS 40! MATT CROSS IS 40! MATT CROSS IS 40…BUT HE IS THE BESSSSSSSSSST!!!!!! GREAT SPOTS! GREAT STUNTS! GREAT PERFORMANCE FROM-A THE CROOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE-A MATT CROSS! LAST MATCH WAS BORING! LAST MATCH WAS BORING! LAST MATCH WAS BORING! KRATOS AND THE ITALIAN! KRATOS AND THE ITALIAN! KRATOS DEFEATED THE ITALY MAN! SAL RINAURO, RINAURO RINAURO IS GOOD! SAL RINAURO, RINAURO, RINAURO IS GOOD. YOU WILL SEE HIM A-BEATEN LIKE STEP-CHILD RED-HEADED! IT WAS-A SO GOOOOOOOOOOD…EXCEPT THAT IT SUCKED! NICK ALDIS CANCELLED THE TAG TITLE MATCH! THUNDER ROSA WILL PUT HER RIGHT TO WRESTLE ALL OVER THE WORLD AGAINST KAMILLE FOR A TITLE SHOT! BOLD! BOLD! BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD! SHOW WAS BORING. GOODBYE!

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