Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Slammiversary 2021, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this looks to be a great card, at least on paper. I…wait…it’s not Slammiversary yet…it’s SmackDown! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Son of a b–ch! I wanna review Slammiversary! SmackDown?! Wait. This is 2002! Paul Heyman still runs the show. The SmackDown […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mr. Tanaka has hired my team to raid his casino vault in Las Vegas during the zombie invasion. [Mr. Tanaka] – We will take the vault in broad daylight. 0900 hour’s time, we send in the ‘copter and […]
Welcome to this week WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Edge here and a Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn Last Man Standing Match for a Money In The Bank spot. I’m ready. Are you ready? I’m not. Goodbye. Match 1: Big E./Shinsuke Nakamura b. Apollo Crews/Baron Corbin The […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the continued build toward Money In The Bank. I hope that this year’s version of MITB is better than the one where they ran up a building. Superman: Shut up, nerd! Me: Eat Kryptonite, Super-Bitch! Superman: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the corpse of Vince McMahon to dispense with now that Don West and Mike Tenay have led the charge to destroy the evil. Triple H: You bastards! You killed him! Don West: Actually, Jeff Jarrett killed […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are going to kick Coldplay’s ass! Chris Martin: Ow! Stop! It hurts! Me: Yeah! Hurts! Don’t it bitch?! CM: Please! Make it stop! Me: You’d like that wouldn’t you? CM: Stop…The Beatles! Me: It’s called music you […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a problem. I gots the chafes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I gots the chafes! There’s only one way to stop this. Orgy! Gannnnnnnngbaaaaaaaannnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Several hours later… Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! All these naked people are f–king each other! Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Luaralla: Naythun! […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have to be quiet, or the monsters will get us. Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up asshole! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut up! Bob: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Shut…up! Bob: Mustard’s comin’? Me: No! Monsters! They hate sound! We are in […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… The Noid: HUNGAHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Ah! The Noid! He’s here for the pizza! The Noid: WOGA! Me: Bastard! The Noid: TIGGULEBITTEES!!!!! Me: I’ll whoop that ass! Rob Van Dam: Hey dude! Being an independent […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have brought together an army to rob a casino in a zombie-infested Las Vegas. This is…The Army Of The Dead! Wait…why aren’t they moving? Hey assholes! Get up! You think because you’re dead that you don’t have to […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Andre The Giant is here. Andre The Giant: I hate baby oil! I hate it! Me: Daniel Bryan is gone and… ATG: I hate baby oil! F—k that s—t! Me: Cesaro seems poised to be the contender to the […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we…what the… Randy Newman: Short People! Worthless muthafuggas! Short People! Stupid heads! Stupid eyes! Gotta punch ’em in they stupid…eyes! Short People! Me: Enough of your anti-midget rhetoric! RN: Wachoo gonna do, poo-poo head? Me: Not me…them. The Moody […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Mafia Jeopardy! Johnny Gilbert: On this episode, we have from Ptooey, Italy, Juniano Gaspallo! From Horslutte, New Jersey, a cold-blooded killer named Nicky Nuthin! Nicky Nuthin: I didn’t say nuthin. …and from Ottoaroticaxfikseation, New York, he’s the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m very busy. Excuse me. Okay Jason. We are nearing full velocity of this most precious viscosity. Jason: What? Me: Jason. The chemical formula for perfection is almost ready for testing. Prep the stabilizer in […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m off to a school for the blind to convince them that aliens have landed. Children! Listen to me! Aliens have landed! Blind kids: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: They want…your wallets! BYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!!!!!!!! Give them to me and I will give them […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Easter is in danger. The eggs of Jesus have been purloined by the silver loined fiend, Dick Head. Dick…Head. Dick…Head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Dick Head stole the eggs of Jesus. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Dick Head crucified the holy scrambled eggs! I bet he […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m…Nobody. I work as a tax attorney now, but I used to kill people for money…like a tax attorney. People used to f—k with me and get their heads blown off. I once took a Honda Prius and shoved […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what’s that? My door-bell rang. Let me…what the…a baby in a basket! What’s this note say? The Note: Dear sir or madam, please care for my baby as if it were your own. I am a poor, downtrodden woman who […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m the executive director of the Simulcron project. We are at the computer terminal and are digitizing an entire universe within the space of this virtual chasm. The Bald Man: Don’t listen to this man! He’s an imposter! We […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re back on the set of…wait…sorry. We’re back on the air. Chet Ubetcha: Welcome back to Prime-Time Teaching Moment! I’m Chet Ubetcha and we’re back for the final round of competition with the students of Blomee Elementary and their […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the story of the Offe brothers: Jerq Offe, Jack Offe, Wack Offe and Phuck Offe. In the age of hard iron and cold steel, the Offes were the fiercest warriors of Assecks. Anal about justice, these were […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’ll be phil-ing (groan) for Nathan, and checking out the go-home show for this past weekends Elimination Chamber pay per view. Smackdown starts…. last Friday if I’m honest. This is late :) Match #1: Shinsuke Nakamura def. Apollo Crews […]
