Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no…it’s nature’s biggest ass-hole…AN OCTOPUS! Octopus: BLAGALALALALALALAGH!!!! Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Octopusses love to punch fish for no reason…they’re jerks! What are we gonna do? Wait… “Macho Man” Randy Savage: I’m the Macho Man, Rannnnnnnnnndy Savage! I’m gonna get’cha! Yeah! Octopus: […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a couple of prize fights and a Gauntlet Match for a Universal Title shot at the Royal Rumble. Would you like to tell me what you and that Melanie Harbuckle are doing butt-naked in the bathtub with […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s a new year…for me to poop on! Baby Yoda ate those f—— eggs…little ass-hole. I’ve decided to be the Chinese now. So don’t f— with me, or I’ll pow kun di mahn your jung do li pan gobai […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a Christmas edition of SmackDown. I’m so…what the… Santa Claus: I am Santa Claus! Get ready to die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nathan: Uh oh…here we go again. SmackDown starts… Santa Claus: Pucker-up and suck it, Whoville! Nathan: Oh Jesus… […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Colack: The Shunting begins! He arrives…A-Shunt-E! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Nathan: Ashanti! I love her! That woman can sing! Yeah! Ashanti! Colack: No! A-Shunt-E! Nathan: That’s what I said! Ashanti! Oh my God! We’ve got Ashanti! What an occasion! Let’s get this […]
Welcome to this week’s SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m so hungry I could f— a horse. Whoa Nellie! We have the Women’s Title on the line in the main event, so turn and run away…now! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Match #1: Dolph Ziggler def. Montez Ford The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Ted McCullty and we’ve got more sexy ladies here on Playboy TV…whoops! I’m Nathan Favel and we have the death of Pat Patterson to start. Pat Patterson was the one of the great names of professional wrestling, one so large that he […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and before we get started with SmackDown, we have a brief excerpt of an interview between of the late, great Christopher Lee and Jennifer Lawrence for Interview Magazine: Christopher Lee: My dear, it is an absolute pleasure. Jennifer Lawrence: It’s […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Daniel Bryan returning to fight Jey Uso and…is there any build for Survivor Series…at all?! Holy Mothers Of Invention! What does a Smurf gotta do to get some attention for a major Pay Per View event, especially […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale of the Rey Mysterio/Seth Rollins feud…hopefully. As we prepare for this momentous broadcast, let us read an excerpt from the interview between Ric Flair and D’Hootie, The Horny Owl. Ric Flair: WOOOOOO! D’Hootie: HOOOOOOOO! Ric […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…nothin’…not a damn thing. Go home. Get a job! EAT AT JOE’S!!!!!! Wait…we do have wrestling matches. Jey Uso fights Kevin Owens tonight, so that ought to be a spunky smack-around. Hey! That’s a phrase! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you don’t deliver six million dollars in the next three hours, I will kill a hostage per hour until you deliver the money! Do you understand me, detective?! I…whoops! Damn TalkTech patched y’all in to the wrong communication. […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I could eat a whole Fred Savage right about now. We’ve got to talk about Kevin…Owens! Did you think I was gonna that about the movie where what’s-his-face killed what’s-their-names? You mean the one where the son killed his […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and you are gonna buy me…a puppy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! You’re gonna get me a freakin’ puppy and I’ll hug it, kiss it, f—k it, kill it, cook it, eat it and burn down a children’s hospital as they scream! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! We […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the first night of the 2020 WWE Draft, which means everything will stay the same and Peter Weller has puffy lips. Are you ready to go to the car wash? Why?! Are you a car? Did […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got Kevin Smith Chasing Amy because of her Dogma concerning the Clerks that are too creepy to be anything but Mallrats banging a Jersey Girl while Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. Okay, let’s get to the […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Verne Gagne hated the gays. That’s a fact, precious. Give us a kiss. BAM! We’ve got the final build toward Clash Of Champions on this show, with Ric Flair gearing-up for the latest chapter in his competitive rivalry with […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got more build to Clash Of Champions here to make your brown eyes blue. Are you ready for more 70s song references? …TOO BAD!!!!!!! Match #1: Cesaro def. Gran Metalik The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Shinsuke […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more bull-shit from McMahonland. Bray Wyatt and his dip-shit puppet show is here to ruin PBS forever, along with…more shit. This better be good, or I’ll blow a banana ‘till it splits. Match #1: Jeff Hardy […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have three matches…bull-sh*t. Well, Roman Reigns went heel, because that’ll move the needle. Still, I look forward to seeing how this all turns out and…SQUIRREL! Match #1: Heavy Machinery def. The Miz & John Morrison The following […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…SmackDown. I’m really shooting for the stars here. There’s a lot of major problems happening in the world right now and if you are at the mercy of any of them, then just remember that you are […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s Thunderdome time! Are you ready for Thunderdome? Who runs Barter Town?! Master Blaster runs Barter Town! Two men enter…one man leave! Bust A Deal And Face The Wheel! Mrs. Walker! Okay, we’ve got the final SmackDown before […]
