Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m…Nobody. I work as a tax attorney now, but I used to kill people for money…like a tax attorney. People used to f—k with me and get their heads blown off. I once took a Honda Prius and shoved […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what’s that? My door-bell rang. Let me…what the…a baby in a basket! What’s this note say? The Note: Dear sir or madam, please care for my baby as if it were your own. I am a poor, downtrodden woman who […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m the executive director of the Simulcron project. We are at the computer terminal and are digitizing an entire universe within the space of this virtual chasm. The Bald Man: Don’t listen to this man! He’s an imposter! We […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re back on the set of…wait…sorry. We’re back on the air. Chet Ubetcha: Welcome back to Prime-Time Teaching Moment! I’m Chet Ubetcha and we’re back for the final round of competition with the students of Blomee Elementary and their […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the story of the Offe brothers: Jerq Offe, Jack Offe, Wack Offe and Phuck Offe. In the age of hard iron and cold steel, the Offes were the fiercest warriors of Assecks. Anal about justice, these were […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’ll be phil-ing (groan) for Nathan, and checking out the go-home show for this past weekends Elimination Chamber pay per view. Smackdown starts…. last Friday if I’m honest. This is late :) Match #1: Shinsuke Nakamura def. Apollo Crews […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m currently at Sony Records listening to the pitch from Brian Johnson of AC/DC on his newest single. Brian Johnson: Tunnel Fire! (Music video shows AC/DC where he sings about Tunnel Fire while shaking his ass) Me: Ummm…what’s this […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out from the Royal Rumble show and Edge winning the Rumble itself. Edge is here to build toward who he will pick for WrestleMania, whi…what the… Judge Dredd: I AM…THE LAW! Me: Ummmmm… Judge Dredd: Put down…your […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for the Royal Rumble to get to, so shut up and let’s get to…NINJAS! Ninjas: Hiya! Me: Come here you little squirts! Gonna pound you into dog s—! Ninjas: Hiy…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Me: You can’t come […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of goofy f—— s—. Can you believe how raydacoolass dem damn pigeons been bein’? I ain’t gonna take no damn s— from no damn pigeons! I…oh s—! Dem damn pigeons…dayze here! Y’all damn fuggin pigeons […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh no…it’s nature’s biggest ass-hole…AN OCTOPUS! Octopus: BLAGALALALALALALAGH!!!! Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Octopusses love to punch fish for no reason…they’re jerks! What are we gonna do? Wait… “Macho Man” Randy Savage: I’m the Macho Man, Rannnnnnnnnndy Savage! I’m gonna get’cha! Yeah! Octopus: […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a couple of prize fights and a Gauntlet Match for a Universal Title shot at the Royal Rumble. Would you like to tell me what you and that Melanie Harbuckle are doing butt-naked in the bathtub with […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s a new year…for me to poop on! Baby Yoda ate those f—— eggs…little ass-hole. I’ve decided to be the Chinese now. So don’t f— with me, or I’ll pow kun di mahn your jung do li pan gobai […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a Christmas edition of SmackDown. I’m so…what the… Santa Claus: I am Santa Claus! Get ready to die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nathan: Uh oh…here we go again. SmackDown starts… Santa Claus: Pucker-up and suck it, Whoville! Nathan: Oh Jesus… […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Colack: The Shunting begins! He arrives…A-Shunt-E! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Nathan: Ashanti! I love her! That woman can sing! Yeah! Ashanti! Colack: No! A-Shunt-E! Nathan: That’s what I said! Ashanti! Oh my God! We’ve got Ashanti! What an occasion! Let’s get this […]
Welcome to this week’s SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m so hungry I could f— a horse. Whoa Nellie! We have the Women’s Title on the line in the main event, so turn and run away…now! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Match #1: Dolph Ziggler def. Montez Ford The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Ted McCullty and we’ve got more sexy ladies here on Playboy TV…whoops! I’m Nathan Favel and we have the death of Pat Patterson to start. Pat Patterson was the one of the great names of professional wrestling, one so large that he […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and before we get started with SmackDown, we have a brief excerpt of an interview between of the late, great Christopher Lee and Jennifer Lawrence for Interview Magazine: Christopher Lee: My dear, it is an absolute pleasure. Jennifer Lawrence: It’s […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Daniel Bryan returning to fight Jey Uso and…is there any build for Survivor Series…at all?! Holy Mothers Of Invention! What does a Smurf gotta do to get some attention for a major Pay Per View event, especially […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale of the Rey Mysterio/Seth Rollins feud…hopefully. As we prepare for this momentous broadcast, let us read an excerpt from the interview between Ric Flair and D’Hootie, The Horny Owl. Ric Flair: WOOOOOO! D’Hootie: HOOOOOOOO! Ric […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…nothin’…not a damn thing. Go home. Get a job! EAT AT JOE’S!!!!!! Wait…we do have wrestling matches. Jey Uso fights Kevin Owens tonight, so that ought to be a spunky smack-around. Hey! That’s a phrase! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you don’t deliver six million dollars in the next three hours, I will kill a hostage per hour until you deliver the money! Do you understand me, detective?! I…whoops! Damn TalkTech patched y’all in to the wrong communication. […]
