Welcome this week’s NXT UK, right here in Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have my pet pooch McGus ready to go for a walk. McGus: Ruff! Me: Okay boy! L…not down the stairs! (dog falls down stairs) McGus: Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Me: Huh. Oh well. NXT UK starts.. McGus: Aroooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: He’ll be fine. [Author’s Note: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sarray debuting tonight. Yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy ‘cuz I guzzled man ja-jizz! John Denver wrote those lyrics in his classic “Ballad of a Mississippi Slut” and they are every bit as true now as […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Samoa Joe is gone. Bastards! Joe is disco! Disco is life! I’ve got the boogie fever for Samoa Joe! Joe made the wind! Joe broke the wind! Joe cut the cheese…very stinky. Joe got replaced by Corey Graves. Ewwwwww!!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Friday Night SmackDown, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m very busy. Excuse me. Okay Jason. We are nearing full velocity of this most precious viscosity. Jason: What? Me: Jason. The chemical formula for perfection is almost ready for testing. Prep the stabilizer in […]
Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as a female comedian, I don’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. That’s why I use Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent, for the lady who doesn’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. Just spray […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and The King Of England has died. Suck it! On this review, we have wrestling matches. You better like wrestling matches! I mean it! Begin! Match #1: Nathan Frazer def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Nathan Frazer got […]
Welcome to this debut of NXT on Tuesday, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and your mother is a f–kin’ aardvark! We’ve got the fallout from the WWE’s last week of wrestling mayhem, so forgive Professor Numbnuts for going f–king crazy! WALALALALALALALALABUFFFFFGGGLALALALALALALA! Vince McMahon is driving me insane! Plus, I saw that picture of […]
Welcome to this week of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and WrestleMania has come and gone. You know what else has come and gone? Nobody. That’s me. I’m Nobody…again. I’m here, because The WWE is promoting my movie that’s been out for two weeks. I beat […]
Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania 37: Night 2, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Night 2 of WrestleMania 37. I’m currently in the Fortress Of Solitude with my good friend Superman. Superman: Where’s the coke?! Where’s the coke?! Where’s the f—king coke?! Me: Superman! Calm the f—k […]
Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania 37: Night 1, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is it. The crowds are back! Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!! F—k yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! CM Punk! Cena sucks! CM Punk! Cena sucks! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF: Guys. Where’s the pussy-cats? I’m hungry. I like […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Stand and Deliver – Night 2 is here. Boy am I getting worn down by all these wrestling shows. There’s way too much happening this week. Next week oughta be much better. Okay, we’ve got a great card here. Let’s see […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m off to a school for the blind to convince them that aliens have landed. Children! Listen to me! Aliens have landed! Blind kids: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: They want…your wallets! BYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!!!!!!!! Give them to me and I will give them […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is NXT UK: Prelude. We have a big main event, which is what I always say to the prostitute when she forgets to wear her glasses. I will start with the first match and move to the second and […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel we have the special Stand and Deliver: Night 1 show on the way. We’ve got an excellent card that should not be looked past without taking a moment to take it in. There’s a little bit of everything in this array of […]
To celebrate the DVD release of Elimination Chamber 2021 we are giving away a DVD copy to one lucky winner. WWE’s top Superstars step inside the most punishing and unforgiving structure in sports-entertainment history – the Elimination Chamber! This year’s event features two Elimination Chamber matches, including an all-star collision that sees Drew McIntyre put […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Woody Allen creeps me out. Blagaingo! This is the final show before Starrcade. I love Starrcade. The 1980s are a sterling time in wrestling. You get the best matches from all corners of the National Wrestling Alliance. Greg Valentine, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Easter is in danger. The eggs of Jesus have been purloined by the silver loined fiend, Dick Head. Dick…Head. Dick…Head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Dick Head stole the eggs of Jesus. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Dick Head crucified the holy scrambled eggs! I bet he […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel there’s a bunch of bull-s—t going on here. St. Vincent just pretended to be a horny mummy on Saturday Night Live. Why does she look like my son? Is St. Vincent Bernadette Peters? Is St. Vincent that movie, but in a […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and sit on my face. We’ve got some fine custard for you…dick custard. Ron Burgundy: I’m Ron Burgundy! Champ Kind: Whammy! Ron! Ron! Ron. Ron…listen…listen to me. I…want that ass…your man ass. I want you like a man wants other men. […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the last NXT show on Wednesdays. This league is off to Tuesday, where it will reside by itself, due to Impact moving to Thursday. I feel like a diddy. Yo yo yo! Blow it out yo azzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! I’m so […]
Welcome to the weekly Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome…to Ass! Ass is where the Raw is made. Ass! Ass is what the man who makes it is made of. Ass! Ass is the decisions that are made on this show. Ass! Ass is seeing its best wrestlers […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m…Nobody. I work as a tax attorney now, but I used to kill people for money…like a tax attorney. People used to f—k with me and get their heads blown off. I once took a Honda Prius and shoved […]
