Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I am the robotic unit called N.A.T.H.A.N F.A.V.E.L, which is an acronym for Neurotronic Automated Technological Hardwired Android Nipple F—king Asshole Vagina Eating Loser….nick name: G. I, or G, as I am often called, am here amongst my mechanical brethren […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… The Noid: HUNGAHHHHHH!!!!!! Me: Ah! The Noid! He’s here for the pizza! The Noid: WOGA! Me: Bastard! The Noid: TIGGULEBITTEES!!!!! Me: I’ll whoop that ass! Rob Van Dam: Hey dude! Being an independent […]
Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania Backlash, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches to get to and…what the… Glitterbell, The Sissy Pirate: Aaaaaaagh! What what in the butt butt me matey? Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!!!!!!! Me: What the f… GB: Aaaaaaagh! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m in 1989 helping Brian Yuzna finish editing the gross f—kin’ movie “Society”. Brian Yuzna: Ending needs more shunting. Tongues become asses nailing taint. (wall explodes) David Cronenberg: I have heard through the weirdo filmmaker grapevine that you have bested me […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome to Prison Jeopardy with your host, Mike Tyson! Mike Tyson: Welcome back thu Jeffpardy! I Mie Tython! I went to prithin fo rapf in the ‘90s and now I doin’ dis s—t. Hear is our contesthants! From Stupidville, […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have brought together an army to rob a casino in a zombie-infested Las Vegas. This is…The Army Of The Dead! Wait…why aren’t they moving? Hey assholes! Get up! You think because you’re dead that you don’t have to […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donald Trump peeing. Donald Trump: I’m peeing! Whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz! Me: We’ve got more new arrivals! Here we go! DT: I’m pissing…pissing you off! Match #1: Asher Hale […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show has three matches that are the bomb, yo! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! SWAT: Bomb threat has been called! Anal probe! Me: What?! What are you doing? Why are you near my ass? Fingers? What’s with those fingers? Your hand […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the news machine here to bring us all the news of the show. I…it’s coming…slowly…very slowly. Well, we have a moment before…now? No. How about now? No. It sure is hard to get the news of this show when…it […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Maya Angelou here to speak with us about reverence. Maya Angelou: I have reverence. I am in awe of the eye of child that sees for the first time and knows all too well what is in […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Andre The Giant is here. Andre The Giant: I hate baby oil! I hate it! Me: Daniel Bryan is gone and… ATG: I hate baby oil! F—k that s—t! Me: Cesaro seems poised to be the contender to the […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two new arrivals on the scene. Ari Sterling and Ikeman Jiro are debuting in what feels like the biggest shot to the arm in a few years. Having wrestlers debut on 205 is an exciting moment that should […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Mahgoogy: Hi there gang! I’m Mahgoogy! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Me: What the f—k is a Mahgoogy? Mahgoogy: Shut the f—king mouth! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Mahgoogy is your friend! Mahgoogy brings you love! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Me: Why is your hand rubbing your ass? […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is retired boxing icon George Foreman. George Foreman: I punched a man in da face one time and he cried like a pussy, so I kicked his ass. Me: Holy s–t! GF: This is my son George and my son […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Marge Schott: Shut the f–k up! Welcome to my show, “Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!” KALFK! On this show babe, we got the owner and dictator of the World Wrestling Entertainment himself, Vince McMahon! KALFK! KALFK! […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night Smackdown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we…what the… Randy Newman: Short People! Worthless muthafuggas! Short People! Stupid heads! Stupid eyes! Gotta punch ’em in they stupid…eyes! Short People! Me: Enough of your anti-midget rhetoric! RN: Wachoo gonna do, poo-poo head? Me: Not me…them. The Moody […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the good news is that they found Jimmy Hoffa…bad news: in the trunk of my car. I’m glad the smell has subsided and I’m glad you’re here. We have two matches to review, so let’s not waste time playing grab-ass. Let’s […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and there are at least 7000 genders. Take your pick. I’m happy to be here, because it beats being in the Phantom Zone. Jor-El: I send you to the Phantom Zone! Me: No! Damn you Jor-El! I shall return! Ursa: Forgive […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Vince McMahon pretending that he is funding an independent promotion and a developmental school at the same time. NXT…it exists. I enjoy the matches…usually. That being said, NXT is most certainly a WWE product. It has the WWE house […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The Noid!!!!!! The Noid: Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Yayayayaya!!!!!!! Me: You little bastard! That’s my Domino’s pizza! The Noid: Gaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Me: I’ll beat your ass! C–k-sucker! The Noid: Vooooooooooo!!!!!!! Me: Hiya! The Noid: Glaghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Me: Kiss my ass you little red […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Mafia Jeopardy! Johnny Gilbert: On this episode, we have from Ptooey, Italy, Juniano Gaspallo! From Horslutte, New Jersey, a cold-blooded killer named Nicky Nuthin! Nicky Nuthin: I didn’t say nuthin. …and from Ottoaroticaxfikseation, New York, he’s the […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Nathan Favel: I’m Nathan Favel! Me: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! NF: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! Me: I am! NF: I am! Andy Dick: I’m Nathan Favel! Me and Me: Bull-s–t! Rod Serling: Imagine if you will, two […]
