Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…my Nana just died. She had cancer and just died this afternoon of it. She was a tough ol broad. She could be real rough around the edges and soft to the touch at the same time. Nana had […]
Welcome to this very special review of Impact Wrestling’s Sacrifice Pay Per View that I’m calling “The Road To Rebellion”. I’m Nathan Favel and, right here on Nerdly, we’re going to take a look back at several PPVs I failed to review at the time of their occurrence, namely Genesis, No Surrender and Hard To […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale before Sacrifice, which is as big of a deal as anything to happen Impact in recent months. I…what the… Santorico Dastmanicalca: I have come…to demand! Me: Ummmmmm… SD: I want…some-thing! Me: Okay. SD: I want…a free […]
The stakes have been raised to almost unbelievable levels for this Saturday’s IMPACT World Title showdown between champion Rich Swann and TNA champion Moose. IMPACT Wrestling executive Scott D’Amore made a pair of rapid-fire announcements March 9th on IMPACT! ON AXS TV that sent shockwaves around the wrestling world. D’Amore informed the bitter rivals that […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a good night of action to get to, so… (falls down steps) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh God! Ow! Help me! Help me Jesus! Help me lord! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Damn stairs! Help me Jesus! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ow! Jesus Christ God! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I gotta take a s–t. You do the damn review! I’m tired of being the only one picking up the slack here. You’re on full blast here mother-f–ker! I got s–t to do! Mama’s got to bingo! Impact! Write it! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Neil Diamond has a mushy tushy. Have you ever screwed a snow-man? Have you ever banged a reindeer? Have you ever boinked a bagel? Have you ever…GAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!! Ivan Drago: You dumb. Me: GAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Ivan Drago: Dumb dumb talk talk too […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big finale before No Surrender, which includes the contract signing between Tommy Dreamer and Rich Swann…a contract signing? Jesus. Wrestling promoters wonder why no one wants to watch wrestling anymore and it’s because of all the damn […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hate actors. Their always asking about their characters and what their motivation is and what’s my line…f— off. I’ll give you a f—kin’ motivation with my foot up your ass. Any-way… Angelina Jolie: Nathan, I need your help with […]
From this coming Wednesday, weekly episodes of IMPACT! will be available to stream on Facebook and YouTube in the UK and Ireland, within hours of the American broadcast! This is the new way to watch the UK premiere of IMPACT Wrestling’s flagship weekly show, replacing the existing FreeSports/Premier Sport deal. It can also be seen […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh s—! Gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Damn it! I don’t wanna deal with f—kin gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Jesus f—. Let’s just get this over with. Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Shut the f— up! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Warsaw is under attack! Screw this s—! Let’s get the f— out of here! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Wait…my penis is a Pop Tart. Things are gonna be alright…alright, alright, alright. Would you like some poon tang cookies? We have the fall-out […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final show before Hard To Kill gets here on Saturday. I’m looking forward to the show, even if half of it just feels like a weak episode of Impact itself. We’ll get the final card on this […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for Genesis and more build for Hard To Kill. I’m so tired of you. Where’s my money? You got my money? Wh…why don’t you go get my money? Do it! Family Video is going out […]
Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got plenty of matches this week, including Wade “The Fist” Ngulski battling Good Hand Duke in the Steel Cage of Death…for a sandwich! It’s a Carmino Deluxe, with extra swiss, hickory mayo, honey mustard, grilled red onion and fried […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the events of last week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite have led to Kenny Omega appearing on this card as the AEW World Champion. Meanwhile, I shot the sheriff…and that f—— deputy! I’m curious to see how many people watch this […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Bob Ryder, long-time Impact talent coordinator and legendary wrestling reviewer/journalist has died. Known for his love of wrestling, Ryder was a polarizing figure in professional wrestling who admitted to professional sycophancy during his run with World Championship Wrestling towards that […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more wrestling to talk about on the compunet. The interputer has brought us together to find out who killed John E Br…aw, who gives a s—t? I don’t come on to the Impucom just to talk about male […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final match in the run of The Rascalz in Impact Wrestling. The Rascalz get the main event in a tag match with World Champion Rich Swann, who stares at his ass when he pees. I’m excited to […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Rich Swann defending the Impact World Title against Sami Callihan, so shut up, sit down and kick back with Impact…yo yo! Match #1: Eddie Edwards def Daivari The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: Daivari made […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final pitch for Turning Point, which has a solid card. To celebrate this weekend’s show, we have an excerpt from an interview with David Bradley on his classic picture, “Kes”: David Bradley: They killed me f—kin bird! […]
