Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Scooter: Heya Favey! Me: Scooter! Well I say boy I say boy I say boy it’s nice to see you here! It’s mah old college buddy! Played on the football team together! Scooter: Go Howlers! Both: Awhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Me: So, what […]
Welcome to this week’s special edition of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this will be different than other past columns in that this will be a true written article… Think The Last Week in Wrestling crossed with our regular Opinionated column – hence the title above! Not […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, Don West, former TNA/Impact color commentator extraordinaire, has brain cancer. I’m leaving this review in the hands of Don West on this occasion, in honor of him. Don… Don West: Thank you Peter. Like Tina said to Ike, […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Against All Odds 2021 event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a moose fighting its natural enemy…the f—kin’ Canuck. In this battle for the Impact World Title, hoser shall fight beast in a battle of the best. Canada brings us the super-fight of the […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel. What do you call the number two priest? Holy s–t. On this episode of Dipstick Paguski, we have…what the? Katie: Oh Jesperd! I love you! Jesperd: You’re hackneyed! Katie: Ow! You slapped me! Jesperd: Welcome to Wal-Mart! Katie: Ow! Stop! What […]
Welcome to this week’s column of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Mr. Rogers here with us. Mr. Rogers: Hello my television neighbor. I wanted to talk to you about violence. When people watch violence, that doesn’t make them violent. Violence is wanting to be violent […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have what could be the biggest wrestling match of the year. In a 60 Minute Iron-Man Match, Josh Alexander defends the X-Division Title against TJP. Josh and TJP have had several great matches against each other this year in […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from Violent By Design becoming the Tag Champions last week. It’s times like this that I’m reminded of the story of Stukanga Gaitoo. Stukanga Gaitoo was a farmer’s hand in ancient Mesopotamia, when the wind was […]
Welcome to this return of The Last Week In Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this simplified version of the column shall encompass all of the major reviews on the site and serve as the exclusive debut of many of the leagues’ different reviews, including the Major League Wrestling, Ring Of Honor, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Don Callis is possibly done as Executive Vice President. Hey hey! Alright! Callis has been rumored to be a sexual predator for some time and has possibly been a predator at Impact. If Callis is in fact a good […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Under Siege event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have big ol’ show to break-down. Tom Petty: Don’t use my songs for sentences! Me: Yes sir. TP: My teeth are weird! Me: Huh? TP: You wanna get f—ked up?! Me: No! TP: Genju namakayo bakada […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches before Under Siege. Steven Seagal: I’m on a boat and then a choo choo. Me: Boat then a choo choo? SS: Boat then a choo choo. Gary Busey: Under siege! (gets stabbed in neck) SS: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this review is brought to you by Jombee’s Cannibal Chow. Jombee’s Cannibal Chow…food made by the poor, for the poor and from the poor. We’ve got more action in the qualifiers for the six-man match and all the crack you […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are here with Little Richard to have some pizza and enjoy Impact’s first night with Kenny “Switch-Hitter” Omega as the World Champion. Little Richard: I’m dead baby! Awooooooo!!!!!!! Me: Let’s…what the… The Noid: Hwooooooo!!!!!! Me: You again! Yaghhhhhh!!!!!! Little […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Rebellion event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this Rebellion Pay Per View of 2021 has what could be the biggest match of the year in Kenny Omega and Rich Swann fighting to decide who holds both the All Elite Wrestling and Impact World Titles. I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we now must fight…in Sexy Mortal Kombat! Liu Kame! Sub-Kueero! Skwhorepian! Johnny Kagemyassandbeatme’tillIkum! The guy that invented Coca Cola! Gayden! Market Research Executive: This is awful! I’m a stupid executive and even I know this is terrible. Me: No! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jazz is retiring on this show. I’m gonna miss Jazz. Jazz has been a favorite of mine since around 2002. She has been one of the most consistent wrestlers of the past…20 years? Has she been doing it that […]
In news sure to stun and excite hardcore wrestling fans around the world, IMPACT Wrestling have announced legendary play-by-play commentator Mauro Ranallo will be part of the broadcast team for the Rebellion Pay-Per-View on Sunday April 25th. Possessing an immediately recognizable voice, a sui generis style and an encyclopedic knowledge of combat sports, Ranallo is […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Hardcore Justice, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Jazz’s career on the line in the main event. Let’s get right to the matches on this night of hardcore matches. Match #1: Josh Alexander and Petey Williams def. TJP and Fallah Bahh/Ace Austin and Madman […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and they’re coming…the CAPS LOCK Corps. CAPS LOCK CORPS: WE ARE ALREADY HERE! WE ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS REVIEW! SUCK IT! Match #1: Rosemary, Jordynne Grace & Havok def. Tenille Dashwood, Nevaeh & Alisha The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and James Storm has his 1000th Impact match on this card. Little Boy: Hi mister! What’s with the elephant? Liam Neeson: Take the f–king elephant! Me: James Storm and Eric Young have a main event to wrestle. Little Boy: Wow! Elizabeth […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Gloria Gimpsey is here to aid us in our discussion of Impact’s show this week. Gloria Gimpsey: My husband is dead! Me: Ummmmm… GG: A bear ate him! Me: A bear? GG: (sobbing) It ripped his ass out of his […]
