12th May2013

‘Bret “Hit Man” Hart: The Dungeon Collection’ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

Bret Hart has had a long and historied wrestling career, from his early days in his fathers promotion Stampede Wrestling, to his time in the WWE and the controversial Montreal Screwjob in 1997; from his days in WCW to his return to the WWE in 2010, Bret Hart is also one of the most famous wrestlers of the past three decades and this new Blu-ray collection shows why…

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Bret Hart is an “interesting” character. One of the greatest stars of the WWE during the 80s and early 90s, Hart was – much like John Cena, Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker – one of those superstars that could do no wrong. No matter whether he was face or heel, Hart had his fans and they loved him. But then along came the Attitude era, his personal problems (including a severe concussion in 1999 which led to his October 200 retirement), his much-publicised falling out with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon and the death of his brother Owen Hart in 1999, and the luster of Bret Hart and the Hart Foundation faded.

Of course Hart has since made his peace with Vince McMahon and the WWE and has made numerous appearances at WWE events (most recently at Royal Rumble 2013) and is, of course, an inductee in the WWE Hall of Fame. However I, sadly, don’t think Bret Hart ever really recovered from the infamous Montreal Screwjob, he may have made some professional inroads back into the spotlight but that magic is no longer there, the “The Excellence of Execution” isn’t as excellent as it once was.

However despite my feelings on Bret Hart he can still draw a crowd. And pull in DVD sales… Already the subject of two documentaries – Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows and Bret “Hit Man” Hart: The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be, Hart’s career has been covered quite substantially already so this latest WWE release had to be something special.

Essentially a companion piece to the previous WWE release, Bret “Hit Man” Hart: The Dungeon Collection was compiled by Bret Hart himself and features over 8 hours of in-ring action, encompassing matches never before released on DVD or Blu-ray, including some pre-dating Hart’s time in the WWE – in fact all the way back to the late 70s and Hart’s first few appearances in the Stampede Wrestling promotion.

As Hart’s personal story has already been well documented, this release see Hart takes viewers behind each match in brand new interview footage detailing the inside stories surrounding these hand-picked matches. And what matches! Not only does feature plenty of Hart’s WWE and WCW matches – including those against some familiar (wrestling) faces: Bam Bam Bigelow, Andre The Giant, Mr. Perfect, Ric Flair, Yokozuna, Sting, Booker T; but it also includes two matches with the UK’s own Dynamite Kid, Hart’s match at the Tokyo Dome in Japan where he wrestled Tiger Mask II and his feud with his own brother, Owen Hart, from 1995.

Whilst this is the Bret Hart story, Bret “Hit Man” Hart: The Dungeon Collection is also a look at the history of wrestling through Hart’s matches and as such is essential viewing for not only Bret Hart fans but also for those true wrestling aficionados who appreciate the skill as well as the spectacle.

Bret “Hit Man” Hart: The Dungeon Collection is released on DVD and Blu-ray on May 13th, courtesy of FremantleMedia.

05th May2013

‘WWE: Elimination Chamber 2013′ Review

by Phil Wheat

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With WrestleMania 29 just around the corner, the WWE present what is is one of four “hardcore” pay-per-views on the companies yearly schedule (sharing that title with Extreme Rules, Hell in the Cell and TLC), Elimination Chamber. The penultimate pay-per-view before the WWE’s biggest show of the year, the Elimination Chamber is one of the most daunting challenges in any championship reign – outlasting five other competitors in a steel chamber for the right to challenge for the title at Wrestlemania.

Elimination Chamber 2013 opened with yet another feud match between Alberto Del rio and Big Show, with the World Heavyweight Championship no the line. After what seemed like an eternity of dreary movies already seen in the previous PPV matches, , Del Rio enzuigiri kicked Ricardo Rodriguez’s bucket that Show was holding into his head which eventually led to his signature cross arm breaker for the submission victory. The second match – which was just a mundane and forgettable as the first – saw United States Champion Antonio Cesaro defending his title against The Miz, who came into the match with an injured shoulder (after an apparent attack by Cesaro on Raw). Cesaro eventually won this tremendously disappointing match by disqualification after he knocked Miz’s leg, causing him to fall knee-first into his groin therefore forcing the referee to call for a low blow…

The third match was the titular Elimination Chamber match, involving Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, Kane, Chris Jericho, and Jack Swagger. Jericho and Bryan started the match, while the other four competitors were locked out outside the ring. Swagger was the first wrestler released, followed by Kane, Orton, and finally Henry, who pinned both Bryan and Kane before Swagger, Jericho and Orton teamed up to eliminate him. Jericho was the next man to be eliminated following an RKO from Orton. Immediately after the pin, Swagger rolled Orton up to win and become the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania. The highlight of this PPV, the Elimination Chamber match was thankfully a respite from the mundanity of the first two matches of this event and would, inevitably, be the only worthwhile match in the entire pay per view.

Following the Elimination Chamber, John Cena, Sheamus and Ryback took on The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins) in a six-man tag team match which went back and forth until Reigns speared Ryback as he was going for a Shell Shock on Rollins, who pinned him as Cena was preoccupied. The fifth match of the evening was an unannounced match between Dolph Ziggler and Kofi Kingston; followed siwftly by the WWE Divas Championship match between Tamina Snuka and the reigning champion Kaitlyn – both matches, in particular the Divas Championship, were utterly forgettable and did nothing to excite or move their particular storylines forward.

The main event of the pay-per-view was the WWE Championship match between CM Punk and the The Rock, which would lead to the winner defending his championship against Royal Rumble winner John Cena. Between the cheating, piss-poor refereeing and the ridiculous conniving behaviour from both wrestlers the match was somewhat of a let-down. And the decision to have both men “win” in some form (Punk with an 18 count on The Rock and Rock eventually getting the pin) led to what was ultimately a completely predictable ending, allowing The Rock and John Cena to recreate their match from Wrestlemania 28.

Bar the titular cage match, Elimination Chamber 2013 is easily the weakest WWE pay-per-view of 2013 so far. Here’s hoping things pick up in future WWE PPVs post-Wrestlemania 29.

26th Apr2013

Hannibal 1×05 – “Coquilles” Review

by Nathan Smith

Stars: Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Caroline Dhavernas, Laurence Fishburne | Created by Bryan Fuller

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‘Coquilles’ is an outstanding hour of television. It’s equal parts horrifying and heart-wrenching while mixing in a dark standalone story. It’s a cocktail that Hannibal seems to have down pat and this episode is absolutely no exception. It skirts the plot of Abigail Hobbes this week but still allows for some deep, deep digging into the psychological plumbing of the people in this world all functioning around Hannibal Lecter. The best thing about all of it is this, it gives us a newer insight into a character that we’ve only seen from a distance thus far and the show is all the more better for it because it gives the episode a different tack than what’s to be expected about a show that features all sorts of salacious murderousness.

We continue to dig deeper into what drives Will and we see the toll that seeing the things he sees is physically affecting him. He’s sleepwalking and even more so at a potential risk to himself, waking up in the middle of the street and towards the end of the episode, standing on the roof of his house teetering on the edge. And his relationship with Jack subsequently is going through a change something akin to this. It’s unclear as to why Hannibal is trying to drive a wedge between the two men but it seems to work, and the best part is that Will sees into Hannibal’s attempts to do so almost immediately. The scene where Will lashes out at Jack in the alley while examining the second victim is great because it allows for a crash of the volatile relationship that we’ve seen this far on the show, and even if it is only five episodes in, we understand that they have a clashy relationship. And we see briefly that Will is slowly loosening up and even has a quiet, nice moment with the medical examiner, Beverly.

The main plot of the episode actually works in the context of the show because how it smoothly locks into the stealth plot aspect involving Jack Crawford. It works better than most of the serial killers we’ve met (including the one we’ve never met). The plot is reminiscent of a great Millennium episode called ’Kingdom Come’ about a man murdering priests as a way of lashing out at his loss of faith. The story involves the darkly, comically named “Angel-Maker,” aptly named because of his gruesome tableaus (nice visual reference to Charles Napier’s death scene in Silence of the Lambs) of slicing the flesh of victims to make angel wings and posing them as if they were praying over him. We only learn briefly that he’s suffering from a brain tumor and that he’s killing because he’s either coping with his death or bargaining with his inevitable doom.

The bigger twist is that the “Angel-Maker” is killing the victims because he sees deeper into them, sees them as the killers and miscreants that they are. It provides it even more so with a Frailty-esque twist to the episode. There’s allowance of the theological and religious implications of this killer and even throws in sprinklings of Judeo-Christian history. It’s awfully weighty.  The best part of the episode is how the killer again affects all around him, and that he dies before we really know why he’s killing people or even how he knows how the people he’s killing are the unsavory characters that they are. He dies but not before haunting Will (and what an effective jump scare that was in the barn) and revealing that he sees darkness inside of him. There isn’t catharsis for Will in anything here because he only sees the killer inside of his head. And this allows for the most beautiful relationship between what Will sees and what is real. Will’s frustration that he may catch a killer one day and another will pop up again and again is palpable and believable.

One of the most exciting elements of the “Angel-Maker”/cancer subplot because is that it ties deeply into Jack’s relationship with his wife. In ‘Ceuf’ we only see that he and his wife are having problems but there isn’t any reveal of what is causing any dissolution. Until now. The best part is how they play the distance in the marriage as a potential affair until we see it isn’t and it sneaks up so damn subtlety that she has cancer. Laurence Fishburne had been previously seen as someone who pushes and pushes Will into going into the field way before he was ready, and we see that he’s capable of grace especially in the amazing scenes between he and his wife. The scene in the bed is great because we see Jack accept whatever is going on in her life, even if it is an affair. But, it’s cancer attacking her body and as she reveals this to Hannibal in her therapy session, she gives a sense of heartbreak to something that is heartbreaking and Gina Torres sells the hurt of how little and how huge the cancer could affect her. Even better, the scene where Jack listening to the wife of the killer talk about how her husband was acting before their divorce, Fishburne plays his reaction and understanding of the fact that his wife has cancer so beautifully. It lends shading to Jack for what we’ve seen in how grumpy he’s been thus far. And their scene together is stunning because of her admission that she didn’t want change in their lives so she mentioned nothing and he says he’d be there for her as much as she needed him. Wow. Just powerful.

The final scene with Will and Jack, attempting to heal all their rifts and arguments thus far is, not to run the same ground, brilliant. Because Will is clearly not the person to understand exactly emotions or even care for someone so clearly hurt, but he sees in Jack something akin to anguish. And sitting next to him and saying that he won’t leave until Jack talks, but doesn’t want him to talk before he’s ready gives much more depth to the relationship that the two have.

26th Apr2013

Hannibal 1×04 – “Ceuf” Review

by Nathan Smith

Stars: Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Caroline Dhavernas, Laurence Fishburne | Created by Bryan Fuller

‘Ceuf’ was notoriously pulled from the NBC lineup in the wake of any numerous tragedies that have occurred in the United States (Sandy Hook, Watertown, etc) and it wobbles the mind as to exactly why it was pulled. The episode, or the main plot of the episode revolves around a woman brainwashing children into killing other children seems pale in comparison to all the coverage of all the aforementioned tragedies that spool out before our eyes on news everyday and the episode would’ve fit right in line with all the many shows like Criminal Minds or Millennium that did the exact same plot but on a different tack. So, why was it pulled? Because the episode isn’t edited cohesively, it feels like an art experiment and feels disjointed. They hit all the emotional character beats but it still feels off. We just don’t feel the growth because it’s all presented as a series of shorts.

Hannibal is a show that lends grace and tragedy to murder, it doesn’t wallow in the bloody excess of these tragedies but rather show repercussions. It’s about how we react to death and violence. It’s about heartbreak. Hannibal is great in that sense. The lead character, Will is broken by the murder of the Minnesota Shrike and in the prior episodes we see how it tears him out, whether he enjoyed it or didn’t. The daughter of the killer is equally disturbed by the matter, either by growing up underneath the shadow of the killings and her own killing of a victim’s relative. It treats death with the weight it deserves.

‘Ceuf’ or the parts made available by NBC, mainly hits all the points of the character growth, hitting all beats with Abigail and Will, ushered into well-being by Hannibal and Alana. We see Hannibal picking at Will trying to see how he’s still affected by his killing of Garret Hobbes and the nightmares that he encounters every night by placing himself in the killer’s shoes. We learn about Hannibal’s past briefly, although he may or may not be telling all of the truths, that like Abigail he’s an orphan. And that Will may have commonalties in this two sided triangle. It’s interesting to see Will batting Hannibal’s psychological volleys about the low hanging fruit that is his past with his parents. He doesn’t have a moment of catharsis and let Hannibal get to the meat of the matter and have a revelation about his parents. No, he doesn’t give into Hannibal and that’s keeping Will’s character in check but allows for some deep darkness and a beautifully composed scene of Will revealing that he leaves on the lights on in his house and walks through the fog and mists in his fields surrounding the property. It’s a haunting shot of the home of Will’s house sitting there looking precisely like a ship at sea as he mentions to Hannibal as a metaphor for Will feeling safe. It’s a haunting shot by ace cinematographer (and staunch director) Karim Hussain. And we see Will at the episode’s end, alone and fighting his sleep.

Hannibal’s presence in the episode is felt immensely. He feeds Will’s dogs for him but rummages through his belongings in an invasion of Will’s privacy. It’s unclear what he’s going for but the more important meat of the episode lies in Hannibal’s radical treatment of Abigail, feeding her mushrooms to try and get her to dig in to how she feels about the murders her life has been thrust into. It’s great because Abigail and Hannibal are a complex relationship, just last episode they booth became co-conspirators in the murderous fallout of the Minnesota Shrike and now she sits at his table and eats his food but still sees her dead parents. Alana gets more and more involved in Hannibal’s therapy by creating the complete converse of his therapy. There isn’t a deep catharsis with Abigail as well as Will, and that hints at just how alike the two are. We only see him briefly with Jack discussing the fact that Crawford has marital problems and may be visiting Hannibal in an effort to heal any broken bonds he has with his marriage. And during their meal and discussion we get a  grim insight unseen by Jack that the “rabbit” that they’re eating is in fact an unnamed victim. We learn that Hannibal see Will as floundering and wants Jack there as an anchor for Will And we see that he wants to have kids with his wife but she shrugs it off and goes to sleep with nary a word said to him. There’s a clear problem but an unclear picture there that we don’t quite see yet.

It’s hard not to grasp at straws to put together the pieces made by the cutting up of ‘Ceuf’ but left in the wake we do have some great beats but an unfinished structure. Hopefully, it doesn’t hurt Hannibal because it’s a damn fine show.

22nd Apr2013

‘Banshee’ – Series Preview

by Phil Wheat

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Acclaimed writer, director and producer Alan Ball (True Blood, Six Feet Under, American Beauty) brings his brand new action drama series, Banshee to the UK on Monday 29th April. Banshee stars Antony Starr (Rush) as Lucas Hood, an ex-con and master thief who assumes the identity of the sheriff of Banshee, Philadelphia, where he continues his criminal activities, even as he’s hunted by the shadowy gangsters he betrayed years earlier.

Going hell for leather, this series opener follows Lucas as he makes his way to Banshee to find his former partner-in-crime and lover (Ivana Milicevic, Casino Royale). The good news is that they are indeed reunited. However, the bad is that his ex has since changed her name to Carrie and created a new life for herself complete with defence attorney hubby (Rus Blackwell, Battle Los Angeles) and two kids. Shovelling salt into the wound, Carrie is also no longer in possession of the diamonds that scored Lucas a stint in the clink in the first place. British actor Ben Cross (Chariots of Fire, Star Trek) also features as Rabbit, a ruthless Ukranian gangster who has been hunting Lucas and Carrie, his former top thieves, for 15 years.

Ulrich Thomsen (Festen) stars as Kai Proctor, an intimidating, wealthy, local Amish businessman who believes he is above the law, Frankie Faison (The Good Wife, The Wire) plays Sugar Bates, a wise, powerful former boxer and ex-con who now owns the local watering hole, Hoon Lee (Premium Rush) is Job, a dangerous transvestite computer hacker who assists Lucas in his criminal enterprises and Matt Servitto (The Sopranos) plays Brock Lotus, the longest-serving deputy in the Banshee sheriff department, who is threatened by Hood’s new role as sheriff.

Check out the trailer below:

Banshee begins on Monday 29th April, at 10pm, on Sky Atlantic HD.

20th Apr2013

‘For All Mankind: The Life & Career Of Mick Foley’ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

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Mick Foley broke into sports-entertainment in 1983 shortly after a fateful trip to see his idol Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka inspired him to pursue his dream. Now, 30 years, 3 personas, 3 WWE Championships, multiple New York Times best sellers and countless bumps and cheap pops later, the WWE brings Mick Foley’s story to DVD and Blu-ray with For All Mankind: The Life & Career Of Mick Foley.

Let’s get this out of the way first. I don’t think there’s a single wrestling fan out there who doesn’t love Mick Foley. The man has worked his mind and his body hard to give wrestling fans across the globe what they want – damn good, often one-of-a-kind, matches may with the extra special WTF factor. Foley’s story has been told many times before, from the promos he cut as Mankind in the WWE to his autobiographies. But now friends, family, peers and the Hardcore Legend himself detail his story from being Mrs. Foley’s baby boy in Long Island, New York to becoming an international superstar, philanthropist and author.

Of course let’s not forget that For All Mankind: The Life & Career Of Mick Foley is a WWE production, so there are a few gaps in Foley’s life story. However this new documentary was apparently overseen by Foley himself so we do get some of Foley’s fantastic early work included in both the documentary and the matches in this 2-disc Blu-ray set (the DVD runs across 3 discs). If you’ve ever watched WWE you’ll know that Foley can tell great stories in the ring but he’s also a great storyteller in real life – as this Blu-ray will attest. And it’s not just Foley who can tell a great story… His friends, in particular Vader, The Rock and Triple H, tell a great tale too. It’s these men, talking about someone who they have not only had great matches with, but also admire in and out of the ring, that brings a real emotional core to the documentary. What is also surprising is Foley’s love for Vince McMahon and he reveals that despite his hard-faced public persona, McMahon is actually a man who cares for his employees (although some will say that, being a WWE production, there couldn’t be a hard word said against the “boss”.

Besides the fascinating documentary, this release is packed with over 15 matches spanning his career, some having an alternate commentary option featuring Mick Foley himself and former ECW announcer Joey Styles. Including Foley’s brutal matches in ECW and Japan, his feuds with Vader and Sting in WCW, his notorious Hell in a Cell matches, his retirement match against Triple H and Mick Foley’s evolution from Jack Foley to Cactus Jack, Mankind and Dude Love, and back again.

One of the best Blu-ray releases that the WWE have ever produced, For All Mankind: The Life & Career Of Mick Foley is both a look at a man revered by fans and his peers and at the evolution of wrestling itself. If you consider yourself a wrestling fan then this is an essential purchase.

For All Mankind: The Life & Career Of Mick Foley is released on DVD and Blu-ray on April 22nd, courtesy of FremantleMedia.

19th Apr2013

Hannibal 1×03 – “Potage” Review

by Nathan Smith

Stars: Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Caroline Dhavernas, Laurence Fishburne | Created by Bryan Fuller

Po·tage  (p-täzh) n.- A thick, often creamy soup.

There’s so much depth in ‘Potage,’ that it required a second viewing to truly absorb everything that’s going on, and it’s a whole hell of a lot. Whereas last week’s episode took a minor detour and focused on a fungal fetished serial killer, this episode is more of a direct sequel to the pilot episode. And it’s still a continual, searing portrait of the aftereffects of crime, and how people both internally and externally respond to crime. There are several motifs that occur throughout the episode, namely each character needing something from everyone in the intricate webs they find themselves in. We start with the good doctor and the hanging thread of the copycat killing from the pilot episode, it’s not all the way a certainty that’s been shown to us on the series, but we’re realizing more and more that Hannibal is behind the death, perhaps as a method to push Will into cornering the Shrike and figuring it out. Mikkelsen’s glib reaction to the slideshow of his handiwork he committed is just peachy. And later, committing another murder to cover up the copycat by killing one of Abigail’s friends during their local jaunt to her crime scene/home and planting DNA from the first victim’s brother on the newer victim. It’s again, not something that’s expressly shown but intriguingly hinted at and isn’t dumbed down for the casual viewer.

You’ve got Crawford pushing Will into a corner all but condemning Abigail Hobbes for co-conspirator in the Minnesota Shrike killings and Will needing Abigail just the same as proxy to help alleviate the nightmares he’s been having since he killed her father, and as we see in the proceeding events, putting himself as the murderer killing her in his nightmares. It’s weighty stuff but giving both the Hobbes girl and Graham the link of both being victims on the flip side of the coin provides a rather interesting dichotomy in a show amidst all procedurals over-saturating the waves. The idea of nightmares plaguing the characters is a strong element simply they don’t show this stuff and all the stuff after the deaths are said and done. Or Freddie Lounds trying desperately to use Abigail to her advantage and being shot down by Will and simultaneously coming up with the only humor of the night in Will’s threat to her (which staying true to HER character, attacks him online). The only person not using anyone for their own good is Dr. Bloom, and she showcases a different approach to psychoanalysis than Hannibal could or Will’s anti-touching approach to getting to know anyone. Her interactions with Will near the beginning of the episode shows her as a person who sees Will as a person and not just a means to catching a killer or pureed psychology gray matter.

Another way this is essayed in the episode are the scenes where Abigail returns to her home and her father’s getaway cabin, the crime scenes where her parents were murdered and where her father committed his most dark of deeds. Returning pilot director David Slade paints the home and the cabin as shells of darkness, the cave that you have to return to after all is gone, and the warmth feels sucked out. Fuller and ace Buffy writer David Fury and Chris Brancato serving as the triple headed monster credited with writing the episode hammer home the effect of murder, be it Abigail asking why there’s no chalk outline for her dead mother, and subsequently saying goodbye to her mother and noting that the crime scene cleaners did a great job of cleaning up (it’s worth noting that Will mentions that the cleaners flipped their family photos on the refrigerator around). It hurts to see these things, revisiting this place of death.

There’s definite shading that’s given to Hobbes and his daughter, treating him as the casual hunter teaching his daughter and then folding it over on its self and makes Hobbes beyond the cliché of a serial killer. He treats his trophies, both animal and human with grace, his skewed mentality being that if he wastes one iota of the body, their death is meaningless. It’s a strange, almost “Texas Chainsaw” inspired killing mentality using the parts of his corpses for other uses like pillow stuffing of pipes or what else may be. But one that suits who we’ve seen Hobbes as, at least in this episode and builds a mythology around a killer we’ve only glimpsed in both reality and nightmares. Having Abigail kill the brother of the copycat victim gives her an edge and allows for her guilt to be palpable, even from the beginning we see she’s having recurring nightmares about gutting an unnamed woman victim rather than the deer she shoots in the cold open. But, her last conversation with Hannibal shows she knows exactly who he is and what he’s up to, after all he helps her hide the body of her victim. She calls him out as a killer and the caller to her father before all hell broke loose, and he uses his knowledge of her murder and her of his, to keep their secrets. Again, not to repeat a point over and over, but this is not a-typical behavior, the victim is now co-conspirator with the person who brought this madness upon her. It’s a deep. dark well.

16th Apr2013

‘WWE Royal Rumble 2013′ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

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WWE kicks off 2013 with the Royal Rumble and once again The Rock is back and this time he’s setting his sights on CM Punk intending to dethrone him as WWE Champion and regain the title he last held 10 years ago! Plus, 30 or more Superstars compete in WWE’s historic over-the-top rope main event where one superstar earns a chance to main event WrestleMania 29.

The Royal Rumble has always been a favourite PPV of mine, ever since the glory days of Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior facing off mid-Rumble in 1990 (I was, and always will be, a huge Warrior fan). However recent years have seen the event turned into nothing more than an advert for Wrestlemania – and the 2013 Royal Rumble is no different. Taking place at the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona and saw a number of long-standing (at least in wrestling terms) feuds come to a head both in the Rumble and before. Opening with a rematch featuring World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio defending his title against Big Show in a Last Man Standing match which, given the Big Show’s previous match with Del Rio, I wasn’t expecting much from. And I was right. A bitter disappointment that was not made any better by a ridiculous finisher that saw Big Show taped to the ring!

One bad championship match was followed by another as reigning WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) defended their titles against Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow). The less said about this match the better… Although I will say Rhodes and Sandow do make for a great tag team.

So on to the Rumble itself. And all I can say is thank god for Dolph Ziggler, who once again managed to use his skills to put over others, lasting a huge 50 minutes – all the way to the final four – before being finally thrown over the top by Sheamus. But it was not only Ziggler who put on a great show, thankfully the WWE decided that this year should be the year of “surprises” as not only did Chris Jericho return to the WWE for the Rumble, so did Goldust (battling his brother Cody Rhodes) and The Godfather. But the biggest surprise of the 2013 Royal Rumble has to go to Kofi Kingston who, about to be eliminated, jumps onto the back of recently eliminated Tensai who puts him on to the announce table. Kingston then gets back on to the apron using a chair like a pogo stick! It was a brilliant sight to see, just a shame Kingston was pretty much eliminated straight away after putting on such a crazy show. If there were a number of surprises during the Royal Rumble, one thing that wasn’t surprising was the conclusion – the fact that John Cena and The Rock would face off at Wrestlemania 29 was well telegraphed so it came to no surprise that Cena won the Rumble.

The main event features reigning WWE Champion CM Punk defending his title against The Rock in a match that has no surprises and was, compared to the Rumble that took place before it, a bit of a damp squib and a rather mediocre ending to a less than stellar Royal Rumble. The only highlight of the main event was the appearance of The Shield – a faction that are providing some of the best moments in the WWE universe right now.

A poor start to the 2013 WWE calendar, WWE Royal Rumble 2013 is out now on Blu-ray and DVD courtesy of FremantleMedia.

14th Apr2013

Tales from the Crypt 2×05 – “Three’s A Crowd” Review

by Nathan Smith

Original airdate – May 1st, 1990

I have memories of this episode from back before I re-watched it after I bought the DVD some years ago. It was on my local FOX affiliate and during the commercial breaks, I recall seeing advertisements for Demon Knight, and that satiated my thirst for something more, a film version of Tales from the Crypt?!? That made me a happy camper, and kept up my spirits, because frankly this episode is quite grim and bleak even by Tales from the Crypt standards. I remember not enjoying all that much then, but I was ten at that time and I was so used to the gore cocktail served up every Saturday night.

‘Three’s a Crowd’ isn’t a horror episode by traditional genre standards, it does have death (two to be exact) but isn’t by supernatural means, and that only happens at the end of the episode. It’s more like the “Tales” end of it just wandered in and decided to poison the proceedings. Instead for most of its runtime, it’s a drama (it is after all a ShockSuspense story) and a rather intense one about jealousy. It’s fairly simple in concept, only takes place in one location and is a fairly intimate affair (pun mostly intended). The story of the jealous husband is a well-mined plot in literature and cinema (and even years later on “Tales” in the great ‘Two for the Road’). And it’s acted largely by unknowns with a behind the scenes crew of unknowns.

Richard suspects his wife Della of sleeping with their mutual friend Alan and put together in a cabin for the couples anniversary, Richard sets to stew and eventually go off the deep end making a grave mistake. The couple’s marriage is made to be rather realistic and Richard’s jealousy is rather palpable, if another man was buying your wife stuff all the time and had previously been intimate with her, albeit before the marriage, you’d feel pangs of jealousy, no? The problem is that Richard garners some sympathy, yes, but when he becomes a vile prick as the episode draws to a close, he starts to slip away from the audience’s grasp. Because as he grows more and more isolated and hostile, it’s hard to see why he didn’t speak up and call Alan and Della on their infidelity. Or why they didn’t just say the hell with it, and ditch his plans for the party.

This isn’t to give short shrift to the actors (Gavan O’Herlihy with a flawless American accent, he’s Irish born) nor the script which really plays on the whole idea that all their dialogue and secret meetings have two meanings unbeknownst to Richard. However, it’s the worst plot conceit that drives me bananas in film or television and so on. It’s the whole not telling someone what’s going on, or letting them in on the jig. Because if Richard seems to be slipping towards unstable, I would’ve let the cat out of it’s bag. But, the twist like most episodes have, is what gives it the punch that it deserves, the thing of it being so damned sad that it had to end the episode exactly as it does. Richard kills Alan and then Della and drags her body to Alan’s hideaway cabin only to find that he was taken there for a surprise party, with the added bonus that Della’s with child. It’s such a tragic ending and brutal in a way Tales from the Crypt only leaves for it’s most evil of characters, but here the bad guy gets hit with the worst of it all, he lives. That burns badly, doesn’t it?

12th Apr2013

Hannibal 1×02 – “Amuse-Bouche” Review

by Nathan Smith

Stars: Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Caroline Dhavernas, Laurence Fishburne | Created by Bryan Fuller

Amuse-Bouche: def: \a-’myuz bush\ [Fr. amuse the mouth] 1: a small bite before the meal begins. 2: greeting of the Chef de cuisine

The most important thing that ‘Amuse-Bouche’ does is to show exactly how Will Graham is affected by the shooting of the Minnesota Shrike himself, Garret Jacob Hobbes. They show him crushed by this decision, at a standstill with himself, just outright questioning himself. It’s a great moral quandary for the character because this idea is rarely raised on any shows. Death doesn’t have a weight to it. It just happens. But, here on “Hannibal,” it’s damned devastating as it should be. People are screwed up by it, the serial killers don’t just murder people and enjoy it, they’re just as wracked with the weight of what they do and both sides of the coin are just as mired in the red mists. ‘Amuse-Bouche’ is all about the fallout of the pilot’s events, everything involving the Shrike permeates throughout this episode, even if there’s a brief standalone story nestled within the larger plotline. They briefly visit the brilliantly eerie hunting lodge of the Shrike, and it’s just amazing detailed it is, with the neat looking antler museum. Even more so, they mention that Hobbes may have had a sidekick. It’s discussed only a little that it may be Hobbes’ daughter, but really doesn’t dig into the meat of this matter (pun intended). The real shrift of all of this is Will’s killed the Shrike and saved the killer’s daughter and about the after effects.

The great thing is, this is just the jumping off point. This is how Will is affected by the death of Hobbes at his hands. People all around him are congratulating him, but he feels it’s unwarranted and unnecessary. He killed a man and his next thoughts are to stop them from people following in the Shrike’s footsteps. And because he needs his evaluations to keep on working, he begins to become evaluated by Dr. Lector, which is a welcome, his presence is far more than in the pilot and welcomed immensely. This is an amazing entryway into the foundation of their relationship, even though it’s in its infancy, the groundwork is built. It’s a nice tete a tete between the two men, we see more of Hannibal as someone who’s fully capable of reading Graham like a book, and Graham is someone so resistant to the idea of getting his head shrunk. This is all about who we know as Will, perhaps his personality slant not being susceptible to Hannibal’s therapy.

There’s a small plot about a serial killer burying diabetics alive to grow his mushrooms and allow for people to grasp the tether to who we were in the most symbiotic of manners, but the plotline is a little murky as are his motivations but it still gets in some pretty cool looking effects with people layered in mushrooms, a sort of fungi-esque corpse. It’s pretty effective and starkly projected, and feels like something that Fuller would have created, an almost dark tapestry. It barely registers overall in the main throttle of the episode but still allows for a decent detour in the episode. And Fuller sneaks in a cameo for all the “Wonderfalls” fans out there with Chelan Simmons reprising her character of Gretchen Speck-Horowitz.

They do tie it into the story with Abigail and Will, about how the killer is trying to draw a connection from her to Will but it feels an afterthought in the whole scheme of things. They also introduce one of the more aggravating characters (and rightly so, this character is always pestering across the board) Freddie Lounds, although interestingly is gender swapped for the show. Lounds may serve a small purpose, to natter Will Graham but she comes off exactly as she’s to be presented. At least, she serves a purpose to all of the surrounding plot, to give the creepy killer an outlet, to make him think that he fosters a commonality with Will, that Will sees him for what he is. Lounds may be the most annoying character but is still so true to life. The scene where she attempts to pull the wool over Lector’s eyes and get him to fess up about his sessions with Will is great, it’s as if he straight up hypnotizes her and forces her to erase her recordings to save Will’s skin. But, she still writes up about Will and nearly screws the fungi case into oblivion and gets a cop fired and then killed in the process. Lounds is portrayed as a monster, but one who doesn’t kill and still gets her access, as Crawford figures she’s the owner of the hair strand found in the Shrike’s nest.

The final scene ends with Will and Hannibal and is so damn electrifying, it’s hard not to walk away feeling charged up. Will’s wrecked confession that he liked killing Hobbes is just heartbreaking as is Dancy’s performance of this admittance. But Hannibal’s rationalizing to bring Will aroung to the realization that killing Hobbes is all about power, likening him to God killing his worshippers is perhaps much too meaty for some but for those who enjoy a theological meal in their crime show procedurals, we’ll eat it up.

11th Apr2013

The Americans 1×10 – “Only You” Review

by Nathan Smith

Stars: Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor | Created by Joseph Weisberg

From its inception, The Americans has been a show about spies creating lives and facades in an effort to throw down a regime that they’ve been taught to need to destroy since they were youngsters. But, it also raises another idea in its midst, an idea amongst many, many others – people who aren’t raised in this life but are still nevertheless devoted to the cause or at the very least helping to build the cause, to give it weight and vitality. ‘Only You’ revolves around many of the events in the last few episode, really the whole season and brings Gregory back into the fold and provides closure, at least for now to things involving Amador’s death and Gregory’s involvement with the cause. It’s also a tense, dramatic hour of television.

It ties in everything smoothly and rather neatly. Stan’s downright dogged approach to finding this ring that Amador left behind gives the episode its full tilt thriller approach as he and his FBI cohorts burst down the doors to get the job done. They give Beeman the weight of it all, in this hunt, he devotes himself maybe a little too much. It even allows for Gaad in all his wisdom to state definitively that they will not rest until this ends with them crushing the KGB once and for all. It’s powerful stuff on this end and the best part of it all is, they don’t ask you to root for either side. This devotion to destroying either one’s cause is where the real weight of the show lands.

Despite Philip and Elizabeth’s involvement in the overall story, they really don’t have too much in the way of their overall story, other than seeing them separated (Philip in a no-tell motel and Elizabeth in the house) but we see that things are slipping ever so slightly, the children are backbiting and things remain as business as usual. More interesting the dichotomy in which they handle the Gregory situation that lies central to this week’s story. We know Philip had problems with Gregory in handling the situation with their deceased comrade’s wife and the fact that they were at each other’s throats then would have bearing that he’s the one to end Gregory’s life should Elizabeth not do it, and we again know how Elizabeth feels towards Gregory. Despite, the past between the two men, Gregory insists he won’t rat out Philip. This is a very interesting gem here.

Another great thing that the show does, is it allows for a modicum of slip-ups in the case of the Gregory plot, because even the slipperiest of foes get caught eventually. It’s so simple how Stan picks up the scent that leads him to Curtis’ doorstep and then eventually to Gregory’s doorstep. And the idea that Gregory has to leave for this new life in Moscow that Directorate S is setting up for him makes sense, but his reticence to go doesn’t, after all he is devoted to a cause that isn’t his and he’d be well off for a while, at least after what we learned from Claudia during her intense visit (Margo Martindale shining in this scene by just talking him up) but on the same side of it, he knows that to fulfill his mission is to die for the mission. It’s a little murky in that regard. Because Claudia makes it rather clear with Philip that he either goes to Moscow or he “goes.” They force his hand and place Amador’s death on him and still he relents. And he gets his last farewell, a tryst with Elizabeth, whom we know he has the utmost devotion to and goes out with a bang in the stunning montage that closes out the episode. Despite the unclear motivations of Gregory, (he says he’ll never rat out Philip and Elizabeth) he still goes out with bombast and shows that in just these few episodes, Derek Luke gives his character weight.

The thing of it is, The Americans can be a dark and foreboding show when it absolutely needs to be. It makes sense, there is grim matter strewn throughout its landscape. And it’s all the more evident involving anything with Stan Beeman. We’ve again known that he has a past with some hate groups that he’s infiltrated and perhaps taken too deep a dive in the murkiest of waters. It also allows him to be a fiercely compelling character both on page and in the flesh, specifically because Noah Emmerich is outstanding at giving Stan the fire he needs to avenge Amador’s death. The main problems last week, was there wasn’t any feeling to understand in the loss of Amador, other than Stan lost a partner he cared for.  His comments with Philip in the motel about how “everything is temporary,” proves that he’s gotten a more fatalistic approach to the job, even beyond not discussing work matters with his wife, or at least how he’s affected by the work. He dismissal of Nina at the safe house, ignoring her grief over her co-worker’s death shows just how far he’s plundered and yet this makes Stan exciting. That’s not to say he hasn’t been an interesting character by any sorts. That last scene with him at his desk looking at the photo of Gregory deceased in the street shows perhaps we looking at a grimmer version of Stan. It’s at least an older version of the man he may have been way back when he got too deep with his old line of work. That’s deeper and deeper and outright fantastic.

Check out the rest of our The Americans: Season 1 reviews in out The Americans review archive.

08th Apr2013

‘The Best Of WCW Monday Night Nitro Vol.2′ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

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World Championship Wrestling was the number one competitor to the World Wrestling Federation during the late 1990′s to early 2000′s with their flagship television show, WCW Monday Nitro. Following on from the success of the inaugural release, The Best Of WCW Monday Nitro Volume 2 brings you more wrestling action taken from 5 years worth of programming.

Host Diamond Dallas Page returns to present Volume 2 of the wildly successful Best of WCW Nitro, with eight more hours of the revolutionary nWo, electrifying cruiserweights and unparalleled star power that delivered an endless supply of timeless matches and moments. All the greatest WCW stars are included such as Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Sting, Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Eric Bischoff, Goldberg and more.

WCW never really had the same huge exposure here in the UK as it did in the States. Originally broadcast on regional ITV during the early 90s (I remember watching WCW WorldWide at a friends house as he got Granada TV and we only got Yorkshire…) just as the WWF was exploding on Sky television, it wasn’t until years later that the brand got its due on British TV, first with the weekly broadcast of Monday Nitro on TNT, which was at the time the third most watched show on satellite and cable TV (only beaten by WWE Raw and football on Sky Sports), then the transmission of WCW WorldWide once again, this time on Channel 5 in 1999.

That lack of exposure led many fans, myself included, to keep up to date with the goings-on in the WCW through which ever home video releases we could get our hands on. So this compilation, like the first volume, contains a number of matches and promos that I have never seen before, so this second volume actually features matches that feel fresh and new, despite the majority of the matches being over 15 years old!

It’s interesting to note that this compilation, unlike the just reviewed WWE: Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012, doesn’t suffer from the same disjointed presentation. The stories are laid out and detailed by host DDP whilst the matches often speak for themselves…

Besides a whole heap of wrestling matches (some of which were never-before-released on DVD), The Best Of WCW Monday Nitro Volume 2 includes more Nitro Girls, Nitro parties, WCW’s spring break bashes, and what became WCW’s “trademark” in the latter years – celebrities: including that most infamous of WCW celebrity superstars, Dennis Rodman.

The Best Of WCW Monday Nitro Volume 2 is released on DVD and Blu-ray on April 29th and it’s yet another essential purchase for fans of WCW and good wrestling in general.

07th Apr2013

Tales from the Crypt 2×04 – “Til Death” Review

by Nathan Smith

Original airdate: April 24th, 1990

Voodoo and zombies. If ever there was a cocktail inherent to fit the mold of a Tales From the Crypt episode, that’d be it. Hell, there was even a film called “Ritual” released a while back that was all about the voodoo they do. It’s the first episode of the season that’s expressly about the supernatural and monsters and works as a cracking, fast paced zombie tale that never bores from the first frame because it actually works to earn the story it tells.

The first scene sets up everything: a voodoo ritual complete with snake handling and bloodletting over a picture of our lead character Logan, played by the smugly un-likeableish D.W. Moffett. It gives just enough over to you to satiate the appetite for what’s to come. And while the majority of the first act sets up just how corrupt our lead is (he was either involved or had a woman killed for land) and the doctor who helped him. But, the land is a bust, all quicksand and so forth. So, he sets about to woo an even more unlikeable millionaire heiress, Margaret (or Maggie) to get the money. Problem is, she’s high-strung, or as Logan mentions off the cuff, she’s a “bitch on wheels” and pretty much ignores his advances outright. So, he seeks the help of the voodoo princess from the opening scene, whom he also had dalliances with to secure her love with that good old-fashioned voodoo. But of course, things don’t go right. Do they ever?

There was no doubt from the moment that Psyche, the voodoo chick mentions that he should only use one drop or otherwise things will go south, and she’ll be his forever. And because she’s still unlikeable even when she is infatuated with him, he gives her all the drops and she conks over dead. And comes back and starts to deteriorate. It’s classic “Tales” and this is where the show starts to get fun. Maggie as zombie is quite hilarious as she still acts like a pearl clutching debutante. And her “daaahling” act is pretty funny too. Not to mention it gets pretty spooky when Maggie, all desiccated and rotting chases Logan through the woods towards the end of the episode. But the ending feels earned, instead of him sinking in the quicksand (which would have been fitting nonetheless) he kills himself only to be resurrected by Psyche, tying back into the opening scene, to be the loving groom to Maggie’s skull faced zombie until death do they so on and so forth.

The plot of the episode would sort of be revisited in early season three in ‘Loved to Death.’ The direction by special effects guru Chris Walas (coming on the heels of his work on the underrated The Fly II) is appropriately comic-book esque, full of blues and blacks and reds, especially noticeable in the chase scene and the scenes of the voodoo rituals. It’s all about the old-fashioned zombies, no flesh eaters to speak of. The effects of Maggie, more noticeably as she deteriorates is a very strong mix of the animatronic and practical. It just looks like a good old zombie in a good old Tales from the Crypt.

06th Apr2013

‘WWE: The Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012′ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

Best_RAW__SmackWWE: The Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012 is a look back of the best WWE matches that were (given the title) shown on the WWE universe’s flagship television programmes Monday Night Raw and Friday Night Smackdown. Featuring over 25 matches, many cool promos/moments and featuring John Cena, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Daniel Bryan, AJ Lee, Kane, D-Generation X and many more, this is the definitive collection for reliving the best of Raw and Smackdown in 2012…

Definitive maybe. Exciting? Not so much.

You will often hear wrestling fans say that it’s the wrestling that matters (hell, even the TNA used that as a slogan) but watching this compilation of the best matches from Raw and Smackdown I couldn’t help think that I would prefer a little more background on the story and “plotting” that led to each match and not just be thrown in at the deep end to watch a match cold. And this Blu-ray is a VERY deep end, featuring as it does over eight hours of matches – including a number from the woeful John Laurinaitis “era,” as well the superb 1000th episode spectacular.

Whilst the matches may not provide too much excitement, and yes there’s a little too much concentration on CM Punk and John Cena, what does shine through in this compilation are the promos: The Rock putting on his “Rock” concert, his feuding with John Cena and (my personal favourite) the reformation of the awesome Degeneration X during the 1000th episode – complete with all five original members, reminding everyone of just how good that faction was, and still could be.

If you can get past the disjointed nature of a “clip show” – especially one that references matches and actions that are not available to watch – then you may get a kick out of WWE: The Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012. I’d say this isn’t my personal Best of… but it is a good way to catch up on what happened in the WWE universe in 2012. Plus this is a great way to fill in the gaps in stories and feuds for those that only watch WWE via the home video releases.

The Blu-ray of WWE: The Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012 features 90 minutes of exclusives, including six bonus Raw and Smackdown matches together with a host of back stage footage and interviews.

WWE: The Best of Raw & Smackdown 2012 is released on DVD and Blu-ray on April 8th.

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