Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a confusing opener and a major main event, which is also how I start off date night with the missus, minus the parts where I look good. Let’s not lose any momentum as we…look…up in the sky…it’s a […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Cameron Diaz can bite my shiny, metal ass! We’ve got EC3 here to flex his abs for twenty minutes and some other stuff. Cher is still singing about bein’ a skank-a-zoid, ‘cuz that’s wat they do and we’re gonna […]
Welcome to this long over-due review of WWE Survivor Series 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the retirement of The Undertaker. In honor of the end of an era, I have reached out to one of the top bands of the 80s, HayrSpyke, to help us write the review in…a […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this review will be un-like any other, because I have been called…to war. The American North and South have come to odds over the greatest conflict of our time: White Castle versus Krystal’s. I have betrayed my people […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a special guest reviewer to handle the fun this time. Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet… KaraKatiz Pott$ is my name and RASSALIN is my game! YAHOID! Dis iz my main man IGG’NNT Jones! FAKOIK! IGG’NNT JONES: I’M IGG’NNT! KaraKatiz: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more wrestling to talk about on the compunet. The interputer has brought us together to find out who killed John E Br…aw, who gives a s—t? I don’t come on to the Impucom just to talk about male […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have, in honor of the retirement of The Undertaker, a quick excerpt of an interview conducted by Daisy Kaluska with the Duke Of Kansas himself, Skip Tumalu: Daisy: Thank you for having me here, your Dukeness. Skip: Don’t […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Daniel Bryan returning to fight Jey Uso and…is there any build for Survivor Series…at all?! Holy Mothers Of Invention! What does a Smurf gotta do to get some attention for a major Pay Per View event, especially […]
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch! I’m kidding! Welcome to this week’s Ring Of Honor review, right here on Nerdly…bitch. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m balder than the cast of THX-1138, both above and…below…sucka. We’ve got rednecks fighting the military and whatever crap in the main event. Are you ready? Suck it! Match #1: Jay and Mark […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m just banging a chubby Christmas tree in the a…Merry Christmas! On this episode of Diagnosis Murder, a guy dies of cancer, but is instead declared dead of COVID-19. It’s a good thing that could never happen in real life. […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re on our way to talk to Hannibal Lecter, as a part of our children’s series on Pro Wrestling 101. Unfortunately the interview never led to the kind of discussion of wrestling that I wanted for the children, but…what the… […]
Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and let’s go fly a kite…right up my ass and to the left. We have some matches on here and…you wanna hear a secret? I’m not wearing any underwear. Wanna hear another secret..? F–k you. Let’s start the review… Match […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a wonderful excerpt of an interview with Helen Keller in honor of our Women’s Championship main event: Interviewer: Hello Helen. Helen Keller: Wa? Interviewer: (louder) Hello Helen! HK: (louder) WA?! Int: (louder) HELLO…H-E-L-E-… HK: (louder) WAAAAAAAAA?! Int: (louder) HELLLLLL… […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final match in the run of The Rascalz in Impact Wrestling. The Rascalz get the main event in a tag match with World Champion Rich Swann, who stares at his ass when he pees. I’m excited to […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big prize fight between Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton for the WWE World Title. Also, did you see my tush? I lost my tush. I gotta have my tush! How’s I’mma s’post to sita down ifiya […]
Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale of the Rey Mysterio/Seth Rollins feud…hopefully. As we prepare for this momentous broadcast, let us read an excerpt from the interview between Ric Flair and D’Hootie, The Horny Owl. Ric Flair: WOOOOOO! D’Hootie: HOOOOOOOO! Ric […]
Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and a boy saw his parents f—king and ran away. When the dad found the boy in his room, the boy was f—king his grandma. When the dad protested, the boy said, “How does it feel to see some-one f—k your […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the […]
Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling: Full Gear, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a big ol’ bunch of matches, including Moxley and Kingston for the World Title. Jericho and MJF fight over MJF’s right to be in The Inner Circle. Hey, we got the dream match for the […]
Welcome to this week’s review of All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and in honor of the American holiday, Veteran’s Day, I bring an excerpt of my interview with the talking parrot, McSkippy: Nathan: Nice to meet you, McSkippy! McSkippy: Shoo! Nathan: What? McSkippy: Shoo! McSkippy: Shoo! Nathan: Are you […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show still is missing the vowel. We’ve got three title matches and my big fat ass in a speedo, so won’t you stick around for the big buttedness…and wrestling? Match #1: Leon Ruff def. Johnny Gargano – NXT North […]
Welcome to this week’s Ring of Honor review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have 69…heh heh. 69. H…69! Ha ha ha! 69!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!! I said…what the… Phil: Shut up! Do the review! Nathan: Fine! We have stupid wrestling and stupid wrestling matches on a stupid wrestling show for all of […]
