Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Christian Cage returning to Impact and as it’s champion no less. I’m thrilled he’s back. He left because Vince offered him the farm to come back to WWE, but Christian is back and that’s what matters. I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Michael Flattley, The Lord Of the Dance. Michael Flattley, The Lord Of The Dance: I am Michael Flattley, The Lord Of The Dance! Me: Dancing’s stupid! (Michael Flattley is shot) Dance your p—y ass now! Well, Impact has […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have me, trapped on this alien planet with a bunch of duplicates of me and some intergalactic warlord whose name I can’t remember. Ain’t life grand? Mysterious Nathan: Silence! The Conqueror takes the balcony! Me: Good. Maybe he’ll say […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Homecoming pay per view, which features a tournament to crown Impact’s King & Queen (of the Ring??) and a highly-anticipated X Division match… which, to be fair, we know Josh Alexander ISN’T going to lose? Why the hell would you take the belt off such an enigmatic and […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan favel and maybe they could call it Ultimate Championship Wrestling? It’s available…except for all those indy promotions using it, but they don’t have a lock on the name anyway. We’ve got a surprise or two here, so…what the… Chimpy, The Stupid Monkey: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I thought of a better name for Impact…Glory Wrestling Combat. F–k you! It’s good! You’d call it Glory for short and it’d be a great way to remake Impact in the same vein as PRIDE, Bellator or Pancrase. You already […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s biggest event of the year, Slammiversary… Made even bigger the past couple of years thanks to a certain wrestling promotion “future endeavouring” people in time for their 90-day non complete clauses to expire in time for this PPV event. As always for pay per views, SPOILERS lie ahead!! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final build toward Slammiversary, which looks pretty good on paper. Now, it remains to be seen if this leads to a great event or not, but since Slammiversary tends to be a hit, we can at least […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the show before the show before the show to show on here and…I said show too much. I have a headache. [“Smart” Mark D. Mark] – Move it geek! “Smart” Mark D. Mark is here to handle your […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… John Denver: I am John Dennnnnnverrrrrrr…the King of the Foressssssssst!!!!! Me: Aren’t you dead? JD: I will killlllll youuuuuuu for being a pussyyyyyyyyyyy! Me: What? JD: I shall uuuuuuuuse myyyyyyyy…John Denver nuggetsssssssssssss! Me: Oh my G…seriously? JD: Throw throw […]
Anthem Sports & Entertainment Inc., announced today the expansion of IMPACT Wrestling’s popular content on Pluto TV, with a launch on the widely available service in the United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, Switzerland and Austria. The move comes as a continuation of IMPACT Wrestling’s partnership with Pluto TV, which kicked off in April 2018 with the […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Scooter: Heya Favey! Me: Scooter! Well I say boy I say boy I say boy it’s nice to see you here! It’s mah old college buddy! Played on the football team together! Scooter: Go Howlers! Both: Awhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Me: So, what […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…well, Don West, former TNA/Impact color commentator extraordinaire, has brain cancer. I’m leaving this review in the hands of Don West on this occasion, in honor of him. Don… Don West: Thank you Peter. Like Tina said to Ike, […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Against All Odds 2021 event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a moose fighting its natural enemy…the f—kin’ Canuck. In this battle for the Impact World Title, hoser shall fight beast in a battle of the best. Canada brings us the super-fight of the […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel. What do you call the number two priest? Holy s–t. On this episode of Dipstick Paguski, we have…what the? Katie: Oh Jesperd! I love you! Jesperd: You’re hackneyed! Katie: Ow! You slapped me! Jesperd: Welcome to Wal-Mart! Katie: Ow! Stop! What […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have what could be the biggest wrestling match of the year. In a 60 Minute Iron-Man Match, Josh Alexander defends the X-Division Title against TJP. Josh and TJP have had several great matches against each other this year in […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fallout from Violent By Design becoming the Tag Champions last week. It’s times like this that I’m reminded of the story of Stukanga Gaitoo. Stukanga Gaitoo was a farmer’s hand in ancient Mesopotamia, when the wind was […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Don Callis is possibly done as Executive Vice President. Hey hey! Alright! Callis has been rumored to be a sexual predator for some time and has possibly been a predator at Impact. If Callis is in fact a good […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Under Siege event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have big ol’ show to break-down. Tom Petty: Don’t use my songs for sentences! Me: Yes sir. TP: My teeth are weird! Me: Huh? TP: You wanna get f—ked up?! Me: No! TP: Genju namakayo bakada […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches before Under Siege. Steven Seagal: I’m on a boat and then a choo choo. Me: Boat then a choo choo? SS: Boat then a choo choo. Gary Busey: Under siege! (gets stabbed in neck) SS: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this review is brought to you by Jombee’s Cannibal Chow. Jombee’s Cannibal Chow…food made by the poor, for the poor and from the poor. We’ve got more action in the qualifiers for the six-man match and all the crack you […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we are here with Little Richard to have some pizza and enjoy Impact’s first night with Kenny “Switch-Hitter” Omega as the World Champion. Little Richard: I’m dead baby! Awooooooo!!!!!!! Me: Let’s…what the… The Noid: Hwooooooo!!!!!! Me: You again! Yaghhhhhh!!!!!! Little […]
