Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…okay, this show kinda sucks. It’ll make you long for the Hulk Hogan era of TNA. Yeah, that’s sad, but probably the case. Okay, Gut-Check is back and it’s horrible. Match #1: Daga def. Rob Van Dam (Count-Out) The […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I look like Jordynne Grace, but with marshmallows in my mouth. We’ve got the final build for Sacrifice, so don’t go anywhere…except the bathroom…and to work…and to your kid’s little league game. Yeah, go to those things, but stay here […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this doesn’t have Vikingo, so you can go to bed. The Knockout’s Title is on the line and so is my patience in this damn hamster. The little bastard won’t lay a golden egg, damn it! Don’t tell me […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a really great match on here and some stupid Su Yung stuff. You’ll know the match when you see it and the Su Yung stuff when it gives you a tumor. Also, Booker T sent us another message: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more action in Mexico, including the beginning of a Michael Elgin/Eddie Edwards Best Of 5 Series. Following last week’s phone call to Booker T, we have a statement from him now to address what was said: Dear Suckas, […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tessa’s second week as champion, so let’s call Booker T to celebrate! (phone ringing) Booker T: Sucka? Nathan: It’s Nathan…the writer from Nerdly. Booker T: F— you, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ain’t no woman be no damn World Champion! Shoot da’ […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the fall-out of Hard To Kill, with Tessa Blanchard making history as the first female World Champion at this level of fame. CHIKARA and Lucha Underground have done this as well, but to lesser effect. Okay, let’s get […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Hard To Kill, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Steven Segal ain’t here. Millie’s America…up her ass! Steven, what are you…AHHHHHHHH!!!! My f—— arm! Shut up Millie! MAD TV was funny, damn it. We’ve got the big one here, with Tessa overcoming her racist behavior to […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Bash at the Brewery 2, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the calm before the Tessa Blanchard storm, so don’t forget to wear your “don’t call me n—–“ rain-poncho. Hey, she’s the one who is the racist. Okay, we’ve got a good night of […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I wrote some comments on Disqus today. I got three negative comments and I’m a sad guy. Wait…I don’t care. You can type in my name and see my comments on…certain websites. Some dink took issue with me hyphenating “every-thing”. […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have MacGarnickle, the world’s most available detective. Well MacGarnickle, Billy’s dead! The triad chopped his f—— head off! Ewwwwwww!!!!!!! Not while I’m eating! That’s what justice is all about. Anyway, there’s some good wrestling here, so get you Kaley […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got some…well, Ken Shamrock is gonna beat a hole in Sami Callihan’s head, so that’s what I’m here for. Okay, let’s get through the crap so we can talk about Ken Shamrock killing Sami Callihan with his rock-hard, old-guy […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more build for the Tessa Blanchard/Sami Callihan Impact World Title Match at Hard To Kill. In the words of Steven Segal: “I f—– the baby-sitter.” Let’s get to it before I forget what it mea…I like turtles! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…IMPACT Provincial Wrestling Federation? What the f— did I just say? What have the dumb f—- done now? Apparently, Impact Wrestling has booked and aired a “retro” themed show that is based on a fake wrestling league. Well, Impact […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a huge Gauntlet Match to get to, so let’s rev-up the ol’ TalkTech and write the greatest review ever! Also, this TalkTech equipment allows me to hack into NATO and change their passwords. Username: f—face69 any-one? Buahahahahahahahaha! This […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Paula Abdul dancing like a cat. From those d—k-heads on Shark Tank…I’m switching the joke. Wouldn’t it be great if that show was true to the advertising? Mr. Wonderful my ass. That fat slob couldn’t piss Paul Orndorff’s […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Power Rangers is a euphemism for horny ballerina. Okay, that might be made-up, but who cares? Also, Donald Glover did a lousy job of playing Lando Calrissian in Solo. Now, as a version of Huggy Bear on Valium, […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Over Drive, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another random show that probably won’t do squat to make you care about the once-proud Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling. That’s a shame, because TNA used to be number two in wrestling. I hope this is good/it’s […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Charles Rosher can light my ass. Greta Garbo couldn’t wrestle her way out of a paper bag and this show might have that same problem, at least this week. You’ll see what I mean. Match #1: Moose def. Willie Mack […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Linda Hamilton kicking Gabriel Luna’s ass in Terminator: The Search For More Money. We’ve got some big matches to get to, so let’s lick the toad and freak the !@#$ out! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Match #1: Noamichi Marufuji def. […]
Welcome to this special edition of Impact Wrestling called “This Is IMPACT!”, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is Impact Wrestling’s debut on AXS TV, so comb your hair you big, lovely bear, because it’s time for Fraggle Rock! Hiya! Match #1: Madison Rayne w/ Kiera Hogan def. Shotzi Blackheart The following […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling: Bound For Glory 2019, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some big matches tonight, so this might just be good. Okay, I already know, but I have to pretend. Freddy Krueger could’ve used some sun-screen. Okay, we’ve got the biggest night of Impact Wrestling’s […]
