Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we now must fight…in Sexy Mortal Kombat! Liu Kame! Sub-Kueero! Skwhorepian! Johnny Kagemyassandbeatme’tillIkum! The guy that invented Coca Cola! Gayden! Market Research Executive: This is awful! I’m a stupid executive and even I know this is terrible. Me: No! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jazz is retiring on this show. I’m gonna miss Jazz. Jazz has been a favorite of mine since around 2002. She has been one of the most consistent wrestlers of the past…20 years? Has she been doing it that […]
In news sure to stun and excite hardcore wrestling fans around the world, IMPACT Wrestling have announced legendary play-by-play commentator Mauro Ranallo will be part of the broadcast team for the Rebellion Pay-Per-View on Sunday April 25th. Possessing an immediately recognizable voice, a sui generis style and an encyclopedic knowledge of combat sports, Ranallo is […]
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Hardcore Justice, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Jazz’s career on the line in the main event. Let’s get right to the matches on this night of hardcore matches. Match #1: Josh Alexander and Petey Williams def. TJP and Fallah Bahh/Ace Austin and Madman […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and they’re coming…the CAPS LOCK Corps. CAPS LOCK CORPS: WE ARE ALREADY HERE! WE ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS REVIEW! SUCK IT! Match #1: Rosemary, Jordynne Grace & Havok def. Tenille Dashwood, Nevaeh & Alisha The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com: […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and James Storm has his 1000th Impact match on this card. Little Boy: Hi mister! What’s with the elephant? Liam Neeson: Take the f–king elephant! Me: James Storm and Eric Young have a main event to wrestle. Little Boy: Wow! Elizabeth […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Gloria Gimpsey is here to aid us in our discussion of Impact’s show this week. Gloria Gimpsey: My husband is dead! Me: Ummmmm… GG: A bear ate him! Me: A bear? GG: (sobbing) It ripped his ass out of his […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…my Nana just died. She had cancer and just died this afternoon of it. She was a tough ol broad. She could be real rough around the edges and soft to the touch at the same time. Nana had […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the finale before Sacrifice, which is as big of a deal as anything to happen Impact in recent months. I…what the… Santorico Dastmanicalca: I have come…to demand! Me: Ummmmmm… SD: I want…some-thing! Me: Okay. SD: I want…a free […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a good night of action to get to, so… (falls down steps) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh God! Ow! Help me! Help me Jesus! Help me lord! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Damn stairs! Help me Jesus! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ow! Jesus Christ God! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I gotta take a s–t. You do the damn review! I’m tired of being the only one picking up the slack here. You’re on full blast here mother-f–ker! I got s–t to do! Mama’s got to bingo! Impact! Write it! […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Neil Diamond has a mushy tushy. Have you ever screwed a snow-man? Have you ever banged a reindeer? Have you ever boinked a bagel? Have you ever…GAAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!! Ivan Drago: You dumb. Me: GAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Ivan Drago: Dumb dumb talk talk too […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big finale before No Surrender, which includes the contract signing between Tommy Dreamer and Rich Swann…a contract signing? Jesus. Wrestling promoters wonder why no one wants to watch wrestling anymore and it’s because of all the damn […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hate actors. Their always asking about their characters and what their motivation is and what’s my line…f— off. I’ll give you a f—kin’ motivation with my foot up your ass. Any-way… Angelina Jolie: Nathan, I need your help with […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh s—! Gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Damn it! I don’t wanna deal with f—kin gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Jesus f—. Let’s just get this over with. Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Shut the f— up! Match […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Warsaw is under attack! Screw this s—! Let’s get the f— out of here! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Wait…my penis is a Pop Tart. Things are gonna be alright…alright, alright, alright. Would you like some poon tang cookies? We have the fall-out […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final show before Hard To Kill gets here on Saturday. I’m looking forward to the show, even if half of it just feels like a weak episode of Impact itself. We’ll get the final card on this […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for Genesis and more build for Hard To Kill. I’m so tired of you. Where’s my money? You got my money? Wh…why don’t you go get my money? Do it! Family Video is going out […]
Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got plenty of matches this week, including Wade “The Fist” Ngulski battling Good Hand Duke in the Steel Cage of Death…for a sandwich! It’s a Carmino Deluxe, with extra swiss, hickory mayo, honey mustard, grilled red onion and fried […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the events of last week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite have led to Kenny Omega appearing on this card as the AEW World Champion. Meanwhile, I shot the sheriff…and that f—— deputy! I’m curious to see how many people watch this […]
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Bob Ryder, long-time Impact talent coordinator and legendary wrestling reviewer/journalist has died. Known for his love of wrestling, Ryder was a polarizing figure in professional wrestling who admitted to professional sycophancy during his run with World Championship Wrestling towards that […]
