Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m here with Justin Bieber, his pimp Scooter Braun and these cucks he’s with to grab some dinner here at… What’s this place again? Justin Bieber: Lucky’s Steakhouse. Me: Thank you. We’re here at Louie’s… JB: Lucky’s. Me: […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Paul Orndorff has died. One of the great professional wresters, Orndorff wrestled all over the world and in many great territories and promotions. It would be in the World Wrestling Federation where Orndorff would become an international star […]
Welcome to this week’s review of WWE Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have King George on line one: [King George] – I don’t drink pee! [Me] – Okay. [KG] – I don’t! [Me] – Okay. [KG] – I was curious! [Me] – Okay. [KG] – So what if […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Vince McMahon: What’s up, my n——? Me: What the f–k?! VKM: Went to the Chappelle Show! Saw my homies! Donald Trump: Vince! Are we pimps yet? VKM: Yo dawg! Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeeeeeeet!!!!!!! We […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got the fallout from Hell In A Cell and the build for Money In The Bank. I’ve got a secret. I’m stupid. BADABADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I had your ass fooled so good! You never knew I was a dumb-ass […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Lois Griffin: What the hell happened? Chris! Chris Griffin: I found it and it moved and it blinked and it called me fat and I kissed it and I… Stevie Griffin: My time machine! You bloated oaf! I should […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… A Goose: Honk! Me: What the… A Goose: Honk! Me: Hey! Stop that! A Goose: Honk Honk! Me: Shut up! A Goose: Honk! Me: You’re pissing me off! A Goose: Honk! Me: Shut the f–k up! A Goose: […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m on assignment guarding my latest client. I have to get him to Washington D.C. to testify in the Supreme Court on who let the dogs out. Samuel L. Jackson: Muthafukka! Hurry yo ass up! I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s World Wrestling Entertainment: Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I am the robotic unit called N.A.T.H.A.N F.A.V.E.L, which is an acronym for Neurotronic Automated Technological Hardwired Android Nipple F—king Asshole Vagina Eating Loser….nick name: G. I, or G, as I am often called, am here amongst my mechanical brethren […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome to Prison Jeopardy with your host, Mike Tyson! Mike Tyson: Welcome back thu Jeffpardy! I Mie Tython! I went to prithin fo rapf in the ‘90s and now I doin’ dis s—t. Hear is our contesthants! From Stupidville, […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Maya Angelou here to speak with us about reverence. Maya Angelou: I have reverence. I am in awe of the eye of child that sees for the first time and knows all too well what is in […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have… Marge Schott: Shut the f–k up! Welcome to my show, “Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!” KALFK! On this show babe, we got the owner and dictator of the World Wrestling Entertainment himself, Vince McMahon! KALFK! KALFK! […]
Welcome to this week’s review of Monday Night Raw, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The Noid!!!!!! The Noid: Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Yayayayaya!!!!!!! Me: You little bastard! That’s my Domino’s pizza! The Noid: Gaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Me: I’ll beat your ass! C–k-sucker! The Noid: Vooooooooooo!!!!!!! Me: Hiya! The Noid: Glaghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Me: Kiss my ass you little red […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Samoa Joe is gone. Bastards! Joe is disco! Disco is life! I’ve got the boogie fever for Samoa Joe! Joe made the wind! Joe broke the wind! Joe cut the cheese…very stinky. Joe got replaced by Corey Graves. Ewwwwww!!!!!!! […]
Welcome to this week of World Wrestling Entertainment’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and WrestleMania has come and gone. You know what else has come and gone? Nobody. That’s me. I’m Nobody…again. I’m here, because The WWE is promoting my movie that’s been out for two weeks. I beat […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Woody Allen creeps me out. Blagaingo! This is the final show before Starrcade. I love Starrcade. The 1980s are a sterling time in wrestling. You get the best matches from all corners of the National Wrestling Alliance. Greg Valentine, […]
Welcome to the weekly Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and welcome…to Ass! Ass is where the Raw is made. Ass! Ass is what the man who makes it is made of. Ass! Ass is the decisions that are made on this show. Ass! Ass is seeing its best wrestlers […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Steven Spielberg is a pussy. What do you call a mean Scottish woman? McBitch. I can’t believe that Edge turned heel already. So much for the miracle run towards WrestleMania for Edge. Well, we’re on Raw, where Bobby Lashley […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…what the… Batman: Robin is in bed with me. Robin: Where am I? Batman: Good morning, Dick. Robin: Ed Sullivan! Help! Ed Sullivan: We’ve got a rally big shoo! Robin: Help me, you dip-s—t! Ed Sullivan: Sha me […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Dave! Dave: Dave! Me: Dave is the man! Dave: Dave! Me: Dave can only say his own name! Dave: Dave! Don’t call him David! Dave: (anger) Dave! Me: Dave’s mortal enemy is his own reflection! Dave: (anger) Evad! […]
Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Uncle Remus: Zippity Doo Dah! Zippity Day! Black man singin’ ‘bout rasslin’, caflishganushgadeeay! Me: Ummmm… UR: Goin’ git me some freedom! Freedom from whitey, from slavery…from deeze God damn flyin’ around tweety birds… (birds tweet) UR: F—k you! […]
Welcome to this week’s Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…wrestling. What? I’m not smart enough to say anything else! It’s wrestling! They’re gonna wrestle! Shut up! You’re always acting smarter than me…because you are…putz. Okay. Let’s get to it before I kibitz my kibbutz like fibbits to fibbuts. Match […]
