Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the men’s and women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classics as well as…what the… Zeus: I AM ZEUS! SUCK IT MORTAL! Me: Ummmmm… Zeus: BEND OVER AND BE F—KED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Me: No. Zeus: HAHAHAHA…what? Me: No. Zeus: …BUT…I […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a bunch of bull… (Nathan is shot). I’ve been…shot! Fredo! Why did you betray me? Fredo: …because I’m Al…Al Fredo. Me: You sunuvabitch! I’m gonna get yo’ ass! This is the day you made the biggest mistake of your […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and when you drive a car, you need to watch where you are going. Don’t believe me? Ask the bicycler who I ran over about a mile back. Bicycler: Yeah, you jack-ass! I’m ready for wrestling. Are you ready for wrestling? Who […]
Match #1: Candice LeRae def. Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Shotzi Blackheart may have surprised Candice LeRae early, using mat-based wrestling to ground The Poison Pixie instead of her usual high-flying repertoire. LeRae answered, pulling Blackheart into the Gargano Escape until Blackheart countered with a knee to the face and followed by […]
Welcome to this week’s special NXT episode called New Year’s Evil, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have plenty of good matches to get to here, so shut up and read a review of those matches. Don’t actually watch the show! What are you…stupid?! Why do stuff when you can let someone […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Brodie Lee has passed away Lee got a quick video at the beginning of the show. It’s better than nothing. As for this show, you get the Gargano/Ruff re-match for the North American Title in the main event. Hey, I did […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as we take part in the yuletide festivities, let us take this time to enjoy the season and with cast-iron good reason, because…HOOKERS!!!!!!! F— YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I’M GONNA LET THESE ——– NAIL ME IN THE — SO HARD THAT I WON’T BE […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the h…help! They’re taking me! The… Colack The Wicked: HAHAHAHA!!!!!! We shall take you to our masters in the Marble Spires of Moltant! Come feeble mortal! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Nathan: Can I bring my computer so I can finish my reviews? It has […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and how would you like to f— my wife? Well, meet me at the cemetery and you can get started. As for this show…screw this! I’m just gonna make up some s— and there you go! Paul Muni is back from the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a chunky butt. There’s just something about Mary…and NXT! There, now I can cash Vince’s check for…$12?! F— that cheap f—! Vince hid a monkey in his suitcase so he’d have something to pee on during the flight home! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a special guest reviewer to handle the fun this time. Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet… KaraKatiz Pott$ is my name and RASSALIN is my game! YAHOID! Dis iz my main man IGG’NNT Jones! FAKOIK! IGG’NNT JONES: I’M IGG’NNT! KaraKatiz: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a wonderful excerpt of an interview with Helen Keller in honor of our Women’s Championship main event: Interviewer: Hello Helen. Helen Keller: Wa? Interviewer: (louder) Hello Helen! HK: (louder) WA?! Int: (louder) HELLO…H-E-L-E-… HK: (louder) WAAAAAAAAA?! Int: (louder) HELLLLLL… […]
Welcome to this week’s review of NXT, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show still is missing the vowel. We’ve got three title matches and my big fat ass in a speedo, so won’t you stick around for the big buttedness…and wrestling? Match #1: Leon Ruff def. Johnny Gargano – NXT North […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…very, very sexy, one pound fiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!! Tommaso Ciampa is here to get really Italian, because we gotta have-a da pasta! Boy, that’s a dumb joke. Listen, I paid my assistant to watch this, so just listen to…oh…he died. Well, I […]
Greetings, you pathetic maggots! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to piss all over the return of the biggest abortion in wrestling, Halloween Havoc. NXT has brought us the return of yet another shit-show from World Championship Wrestling’s moronic past and I will not play along, ladies and gentlemen! Nathan Favel, the prissy little putz who […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my hopes of being a plus-sized stripper-pole dancer went down in flames like the Hindenburg. We’ve got a big Tag Team Title main event that makes me feel like a natural woman…but not a big bitch on tall pole! I wanna […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the Baby Yoda playing with the Baby Balls. We’ve got a bunch of matches on here, but no quesadillas! I’m so pissed! Well, we have the damn matches, but I’m too busy smoking crack to pay attention, so here […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Takeover 31 turned out great. I didn’t get around to reviewing it yet, but Chris Cummings wrote a great review about the show that summed up my feelings on the matter. The CruiserWeight Title fight was a 4 for me, KUSHIDA/Dream […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I invented failure… to great success. I could never take a bite out of crime, because I like stealing shit, and NXT starts…gimme your wallet. Match #1: Shotzi Blackheart def. Dakota Kai The following is courtesy of wwe.com: Dakota Kai personally […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have several matches to decide the contenders to the bevy of championships in NXT…like the Hubert Humphrey Heavy-Weight Championship. Hey, would I not lie to you? Let’s join this episode of Keeping Up Appearances already in progress and see if […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have lots of wrestling… with my sexuality. I like cardboard. Harlan County, USA doesn’t care about your feelings. Those filthy miners just want your coal! Don’t give them sh*t! Okay, Damien Priest fights Timothy Thatcher for the North American Title, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I ain’t got no legs! The Iron Shiek wanted to say some-thing before we start: THE JABRONI SMASHER WANT TO SAY NXT THE SHIT BUBBA! YOU WATCH AND LIKE THE WRESTLERS OR YOU GO F-CK YOURSELF! KNOCK KNOCK. WHO THERE? GO […]
