29th May2020

‘All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite’ Review (May 27th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Chris Jericho in “The King Of The Universe!” See Chris on Rygell 7 with the three-boobed babes: “Move, you triple-jugged bitch-hussies!” See Chris battle the nitro-lizards of Zangularos: “Eat shit you atomo-balled psycho skanks!” See Chris […]

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29th May2020

‘WWE NXT’ Review (May 27th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Johnny Bababooey can kiss my ass. That little prick has been nipping at my heels since he learned that you can order pizza over the phone. His momma stuck her stomach in the microwave to make the third trimester go faster. […]

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28th May2020

‘Exorcism at 60,0000 Feet’ Blu-ray Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Robert Miano, Bai Ling, Lance Henriksen, Matthew Moy, Kevin J. O’Connor, Bill Moseley, Adrienne Barbeau, Robert Rhine, Silvia Spross, Kelli Maroney, Kyle Jones, Johnny Williams, Jin N. Tonic, Stephanie Peti, Gina Salvano | Written by Robert Rhine, Daniel Benton | Directed by Chad Ferrin Produced by genre magazine Girls and Corpses and distributed by […]

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28th May2020

‘The Rizen’ VOD Review

by Nik Holman

Stars: Laura Swift, Patrick Knowles, Christopher Tajah, Laurence Kennedy, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Adrian Edmondson, Sally Phillips, Tom Goodman-Hill, Bruce Payne, Stephen Marcus, Bruce Herbelin-Earle | Written and Directed by Matt Mitchell [NOTE: With High Fliers Films re-releasing The Rizen on VOD this week, here’s a reposting of our review from the films original DVD release back […]

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28th May2020

‘Dark Side of the Ring: Season Two’ Review

by Chris Cummings

Dark Side of the Ring from Vice, is a show that delves into the underbelly of professional wrestling, a look at the stories that are, for a variety of reasons, coated in controversy. The first season was great, but the second season, which finished airing just last week with it’s final episode, was even better. […]

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28th May2020

‘Bad Boys For Life’ Blu-ray Review

by Alex Ginnelly

Stars: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexander Ludwig, Charles Melton, Paola Nuñez, Kate del Castillo, Joe Pantoliano | Written by Chris Bremner, Peter Craig, Joe Carnahan | Directed by Adil El Arbi, Bilall Fallah The world of Bad Boys started 25 years ago in 1995, when Will Smith was just Will Smith from The […]

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28th May2020

‘Coven of Evil’ VOD Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: John Thacker, Laura Peterson, Samantha Moorhouse, Craig R Mellor, Tracy Gabbitas, Laura Ellen Wilson, Micky Satiar, Jacob Kain Prescott, Brian Woodward, Jayne Buchanan, Ian Archdeacon, Vicki Glover, Graham Parrington | Written and Directed by Matthew J. Lawrence Whilst British horror has always been around, in particular independent horror, in recent years it seems – […]

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27th May2020

‘True Fiction’ DVD Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Sara Garcia, John Cassini, Julian Black Antelope, Julian Richings | Written and Directed by Braden Croft Withdrawn Avery Malone, a wannabe writer and lonely librarian, gets her big break when she’s hand-selected to assist her hero, reclusive author, Caleb Conrad. Whisked away to Caleb’s remote country estate, Avery is given her one and only […]

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27th May2020

‘DCeased: Hope at World’s End #1’ Review (DC Digital)

by Dean Fuller

Written by Tom Taylor | Art by Dustin Nguyen | Published by DC Digital DC continue their push into digital with another high profile addition to the slate. Last year saw the publication of popular 6 issue mini-series, DCeased, a rarity in that the story actually lived up to the gimmicky name. Essentially an alternate […]

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27th May2020

‘The Au Pair Nightmare’ Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Annie Heise, Tristan Thomas, Brytnee Ratledge, Trevor Donovan, Gianna Gallegos Brady Bauer, Esodie Geiger, Kurt Kubicek, Micah McNeil Elizabeth Saydah, Luke Valley | Written by Chris LaMont, Joe Russo | Directed by Joe Russo Now I wouldn’t typically review a Lifetime movie but… but… this particular film – The Au Pair Nightmare – is […]

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27th May2020

‘Impact Wrestling’ Review (May 26th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…the f— if I know. Well, the #1 Contender’s Tournament continues here, so there’s that. Gordon Ramsey is an asshole. There…I feel better. Are you ready to Space Jam? Well, that’s f—— stupid. Space Jam is a movie, not […]

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26th May2020

‘Fast and Fierce: Death Race’ VOD Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Michael DeVorzon, Paulina Nguyen, Veronika Issa, DMX, Jack Pearson, Nate Walker, Becca Buckalew, Gigi Gustin, Nick Ryan, Adrian Avila, Nora Harriet | Written by Mark Atkins, Marc Gottlieb | Directed by Jared Cohn What’s that? A racing film from The Asylum? By any chance was the release of Fast and Fierce: Death Race supposed […]

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26th May2020

‘Collision Earth’ Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Kate Watson, Joseph Harris, Daniel O’Reilly, Eric Roberts, Becca Buckalew, John Morrisey, Joe Roche, Joe Filippone, Lanett Tachel, Jonathan Moody, Shellie Sterling | Written by Joe Roche | Directed by Matthew Boda The Asylum return to the disaster movie well with Collision Earth, yet another “Earth’s in trouble and only science can save us” […]

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26th May2020

‘The Butcher Baronet’ Review

by Kevin Haldon

Stars: Paul Stainthorpe, Richard Laverick, Steven Landles | Written and Directed by Paul Stainthorpe A documentary featuring a couple of lads who have decided they want to find out the history behind the name of one of their local pubs? My initial thoughts were ‘Think I’ll pass’… I love it when I’m wrong! After the […]

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26th May2020

WWE Raw – May 25th 2020: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Monday Night Raw review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the NXT people sitting in the crowd like AEW has done. Andrade defends the US Title against Apollo Crews and Michael Cimino is a crazy mother-f—–. I like pussy-cats and elbows, which is what graduate school is […]

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25th May2020

‘A Clear Shot’ Review

by Dom Hastings

Stars: Mario Van Peebles, Michael Balin, Tony Dew, Kevin Bach, Hao Do, Dang Tran, Mandela Van Peebles, Jessica Meza, Marshal Hilton, David Fernandez Jr., Lance Woods, Sandra Gutierrez, Jeanne Carr, Diana Acevedo, Alex Felix | Written and Directed by Nick Leisure “I’m not the manager and I don’t get paid enough for this sh*t!” Intercutting its […]

25th May2020

‘Snowpiercer’ Blu-ray Review

by Dan Clark

Stars: Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton, Ed Harris, John Hurt, Octavia Spencer, Alison Pill, Luke Pasqualino, Ewen Bremner, Tómas Lemarquis, Kang-ho Song, Ah-sung Ko, Steve Park | Written by Joon-ho Bong, Kelly Masterson | Directed by Joon-ho Bong Due to the power of movies we all have had the pleasure of seeing our world […]

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25th May2020

‘Maneater’ Review (PS4)

by Matthew Smail

With the evergreen popularity of Jaws, and the close proximity of trashy B-Movie stories to video games, I’m genuinely surprised that we haven’t had hundreds of shark themed video games. I honestly can’t fathom (lol) why there haven’t been more, but that may change going forwards if Maneater realises it’s full potential. This game has […]

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25th May2020

‘AEW: Double or Nothing 2020’ PPV Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this review of All Elite Wrestling: Double Or Nothing, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we lost Hana Kimura, Shad Gaspard and Larry Csonka. Shad and Larry have GoFundMe pages you can donate to here and here. When I was Pam Grier, my sweet, black ass always loved to watch half-naked […]

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25th May2020

Friday Night Smackdown – May 22nd 2020: Results & Review

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s Friday Night SmackDown review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and both Shad Gaspard and Larry Csonka have GoFundMe campaigns available here and here. I look like Sinead O’Connor if she got hit by a train and this is CNN. Match #1: Braun Strowman def. The Miz The following is […]

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24th May2020

‘WWE 205 Live’ Review (May 22nd 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and STARDOM wrestler Hana Kimura committed suicide, because a bunch of jack-asses went on the internet and told her she was a piece of s— for knocking some guy’s hat of his head for shrinking her wrestling gear in the wash. […]

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24th May2020

‘All Elite Wrestling: Dark’ Review (May 19th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and both Shad Gaspard and Larry Csonka have GoFundMe campaigns available here and here. Me and my old lady, Countess McScrew, are gonna haul ass to Las Vegas and bet it all on broke. Hiya! Match #1: Hikaru Shida […]

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