We can’t get back to reviewing any of WWE’s product without also checking out WWE NXT 2.0, a show that hasn’t captured my attention as much as its previous incarnation did. Let’s see what this week’s episode has to offer! Match #1: NXT Tag Team Championship Match – The Creed Brothers def. Edris Enofé & […]
Well we can’t get back to reviewing WWE’s product without also checking out WWE NXT 2.0, a show that hasn’t captured my attention as much as its previous incarnation did. Let’s see what this week’s episode has to offer! Match #1: Josh Briggs def. Von Wagner The following is courtesy of wwe.com: The much anticipated […]
Well we can’t get back to reviewing WWE’s product without also checking out WWE NXT 2.0, a show that hasn’t captured my attention as much as its previous incarnation did. Let’s see what this week’s episode has to offer! Match #1: Pretty Deadly def. Roderick Strong & Damon Kemp The following is courtesy of wwe.com: […]
Well we can’t get back to reviewing WWE’s product without also checking out WWE NXT 2.0, a show that hasn’t captured my attention as much as its previous incarnation did. Let’s see what this week’s episode has to offer! Match #1: Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo & Troy “Two Dimes” Donovan def. Malik Blade & Edris Enofé […]
As we’ve given Raw a chance this week it only seems fair that I also check out this week’s episode of WWE NXT 2.0, a show that hasn’t captured my attention as much as its previous incarnation did. Let’s see what this episode has to offer! Match #1: Tiffany Stratton def. Sarray The following is […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and here’s my impression of Eric Bischoff reacting to Mick Foley wanting to jump off a building. What?! What?! What?! Are you f–king nuts?! You f–king dumbass! Holy s–t! What the f–k is wrong with you?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NXT starts now! Eric Bischoff: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have an NXT Tag Team Title match for the main event. I bet it has good action, if nothing else. Lindsay Lohan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Behold…my crotch! Me: Hmm. Hey Lindsay. Do you like sausage? LL: Oh yeah! Me: Then here comes […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from the place with no vowels. Why is this happening? Who makes a word with no vowels? What God would allow this to happen? Woe betide the cruel bastard that makes such grammatical anarchy! I shall not take […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the second week of NXT 2.0. I didn’t realize NXT was a computer program. I coulda rebooted it for them. KICK! I just rebooted mine. Jonjo: I’mma dumbass! Me: Nevermind. It didn’t make it work better. Bron Breakker, who […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Vince is calling this NXT 2.0, so I’m not. Rick Steiner’s son is on here as Bron Breakker, which leaves him one k away from being banned from working Detroit. We’re supposed to have more colors, which is the only concern […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is the last week of Triple H’s NXT. We get the hip-hop makeover starting next week and…who knows. I hope this doesn’t lead to all of the talented people going out the door, but that can’t be helped. NXT has […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Tommaso Ciampa versus Ridge Holland, which is a battle between the Italian and the Dutch. While these two countries war, I’ll sneak over to both and steal their s–t! I’ll have their wozganpas and their schloznaflas and doobagas and […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we may have a big change in how NXT is presented this week, or it’ll be the same old deal. Samoa Joe is champion. Not bad for a guy that was fired a few months ago. I’m excited to see where […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and after writing a Raw review with Elvis, I’ve decided I’m Elvis now. F–k off, Leo Sayer! F–k off Lynn Anderson! F–k off, Judy Collins! F–k off, Van Morrison! F–k off, Michael Johnson! F–k off, Vangellis! F–k off, Minnie Riperton! F–k off, […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and… Triple H: Watches for sale! Watches for sale! Me: Triple H? What are you doing here? HHH: Vince found out I was trying to use his money to book a Ring Of Honot knockoff and took my roster away. Now I’m […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel… Other Nathans: No! I am! I am! I am! Me: Shut up! I have no idea how there are so many of you assholes here, but I will seek out the reason…after the review. Other Nathans: Did you remember to bring the […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this damn horse won’t move! Horse: Fruuuuuuuuuh!!!!!! Me: Move damn it! Move! Gonna make me late! Horse: Hruuuuuuuhhhh!!!!! John Turturro: My wife! Me: What?! JT: My wife! You stay away from my wife! Me: You married a horse? JT: Uh…yeah! Get […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Karrion Kross, who was booked to lose to Jeff Hardy on Raw in two minutes. At least it wasn’t…Triple H! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Triple H: I hate everybody! Me: Shut the f–k up cuck! Let’s get to the wrestling! Match #1: […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the big Karrion Kross/Johnny Gargano prize fight to get to. I’m excited. Michael Winslow: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! Me: What? MW: Schebeeschebeeschebebee! Me: Huh? MW: Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Aiiiiighaiiiiaghorp! Aiiiighaiiiighorp! Godzilla: EIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!! MW: Sasasaplxlxlxlxlxlxlxlx!!!!!! Me: Oh no! You killed Winslow! You bastard! Godzilla: Gabbagabbawoofwoof! […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have The Great American Bash with Adam Cole fighting Kyle O’Reilly in a grudge match. [Heroes Of Wrestling] – It’s all a grudge match! Life is a grudge match! [Me] – I hate this joke already. F–k off. [HOW] – […]
Welcome to this week’s WWE NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Highlander 2: The Quickening has to be saved! The original version is not on DVD or Blu Ray! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! They’re f——- aliens! They’re from Zeist! It’s a f——- German yeast infection! The Quickening is crotch-scratching so furious that lightning shoots […]
Welcome to this week’s NXT review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Samoa Joe returned last week to become William Regal’s enforcer. I had an enforcer once…Timmy The Crippled Cub Scout. Timmy took a bullet for me…after getting smashed with a hammer, hit by a truck, smacked by an elephant, shot out of […]
