Stars: Shaina West, Katherine McNamara, Mickey Rourke, Mark Dacascos | Written by James Bamford, Lynn Colliar, Glenn Ennis | Directed by James Bamford Jade begins with an animated sequence telling us that Jade and her brother Brandon came to live in Albuquerque, New Mexico after their parents were murdered in London. Why or by whom […]
Stars: Michael Mclaren, Chuck Fusca, Rachel Comeau, Andy Gion, Jim Serrano | Written and Directed by Stanley Pomianowski I hadn’t heard of Crocodylus: Mating Season until I stumbled across it while looking through recent releases. Apparently, it’s the sequel to a film from 2017, Crocodylus, which I hadn’t heard of either. But I really didn’t […]
Stars: James Hong, Michelle Mao, Dante Basco, Dave Sheridan, Bai Ling, Anna Harr, Matthew Sato, Zac Albright, Gedde Watanabe, George Takei | Written by Zack Ward, Ace Underhill | Directed by Zack Ward The Keepers of the 5 Kingdoms is the latest film in James Hong’s impressive career. It’s a career that goes back to […]
Stars: Juliet Mills, Richard Joseph Paul, Leon Russom, Walker Brandt, Tai Thai | Written by David Allen, Randall William Cook | Directed by David Allen The Primevals was a film I thought I’d never get to see. Tracing its roots back to a short filmed in the 1960s, Raiders of the Stone Ring, and through […]
Stars: Hannaj Bang Bendz, Jacob Anderton, Martyn Luke, Sean Tizzard, Ben Manning, Vicki Glover | Written and Directed by Steve Lawson Ship of the Damned opens with a brief prologue set on board a pirate ship in 1622. As the ship sails through a storm, the crew prepare for dinner. Which for them means rather […]
Stars: Michael Madsen, Robert Donavan, Kevin Hager, John Wells, Robert LaSardo, Eric Roberts, Sheri Davis, Mercedes Peterson, Johnny Huang | Written by Brandon Slagle, Michael Mahal, Sonny Mahal | Directed by Brandon Slagle It’s the year 2045 in The Big Fucking City, that’s what the opening text says, and it’s time for everyone’s favourite show, […]
Stars: Bren Foster, Cassie Howarth, Luke Ford, Anthony Nassif, Mike Duncan, Arielle Jean Foster, Aaliyah Knight, Annabelle Stephenson, Eddie Arrazola | Written and Directed by Bren Foster With a title like Life After Fighting, you might think this is a documentary about the lives of boxers and MMA competitors once they’ve left the ring for […]
Stars: Scott Callenberger, LeJon Woods, Mar Cellus, Ameerah Briggs, Kaitlyn Lunardi, Rob Cardazone, Lindsey Dresbach, Jefferson Cox, Daniel Martin Berkey, William Shuman | Written by Bruce Wemple, LeJon Woods | Directed by Bruce Wemple The Hangman opens with a nod to Fulci’s The Beyond, as a title card informs us that there are seven known […]
Stars: Trent Hagga, Jason Wallace, Ashley Ballou, Steve Hansen, Kristy Adams, Kikki D’Aire, Chris Arredondo, Ryan Freeman, Walid Atshe | Written and Directed by Tom Devlin Some films you know whether or not you want to see as soon as you read about them, others, like Slaughterhouse on the Hill, you need to think about. […]
Stars: Stephanie Lodge, Lauren Staerck, Beatrice Fletcher, Megan Purvis, Darrell Griggs, Natasha Henstridge, Mark Collier, Stephen Staley | Written by Tom Jolliffe | Directed by Andy Edwards Horror versions of fairy tales, such as Snow White: A Tale of Terror with Sigourney Weaver and Sam Neil, for example, have been around for quite a while. […]
Stars: Britt Bankhead, Grace Patterson, Paul Kolker, Marie Wetherell, Eric Roberts, Samantha Redd, Jack Maxwell, Jason P. Kendall | Written by Chip Joslin, Britt Bankhead | Directed by Chip Joslin Despite its title, Insane Like Me? is not about the qualifications for writing for website in 2024. It’s the story of Jake Morgan, played by […]
Stars: Cassiel Eatock-Winnik, Bjorn Steinbach, Alex McGregor, Savana Tardieu | Written by Jessica Landry | Directed by Danishka Esterhazy Killer Body Count is the latest film from, Danishka Esterhazy who has made a name for herself in the genre with Level 16, The Banana Splits Movie, The Slumber Party Massacre and several episodes of SurrealEstate. […]
Stars: Yolie Canales, Tim Hatch, Michael Korotitsch, Jeff Kirkendall | Written and Directed by Mark Polonia [Disclaimer: Nerdly’s Managing Editor, Phil, is listed as an Executive Producer on this film. However, that will not, and does not, affect the impartiality of this review] Teddiscare began life as another Winnie the Pooh horror film, but after […]
Stars: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Fanny Leander Bornedal, Ulf Pilgaard, Casper Kjær Jensen, Vibeke Hastrup, Kim Bodnia | Written and Directed by Ole Bornedal Thirty years after the original Nightwatch and twenty-seven years after the American remake, writer/director Ole Bornedal returns, rather literally, to the scene of the crime with Nightwatch: Demons Are Forever, a standalone sequel […]
Stars: Mathis Landwehr, Kira Kortenbach, Matthias Hues, Billy Blanks, Mike Derudder, Mike Möller, Cynthia Rothrock, Kurt McKinney, David “Bolo Jr” Yeung | Written by Ross W. Clarkson, Sean David Lowe | Directed by Ross W. Clarkson As you can probably tell just from the title, The Last Kumite was inspired by 80s action films, the […]
Stars: J.K. Simmons, Isabelle Anaya, Fernanda Urrejola, Allen Leech, Olivia Simmons, Graham Patrick Martin, Andres Velez | Written by Michelle Schumacher, Carolyn Carpenter | Directed by Michelle Schumacher As You Can’t Run Forever opens, a motorcyclist pulls into a gas station where a large man is yelling at a small dog. Instead of filling his […]
Stars: Common, Jennifer Hudson, Quvenzhané Wallis, Milla Jovovich, Sam Worthington, Raúl Castillo | Written by Doug Simon | Directed by Stefon Bristol Breathe takes place in the year 2039 when plant life has become extinct and, as a result, Earth’s oxygen levels are too low to sustain life on the surface. One family, Darius (Common; […]
Stars: Dimitri ‘Vegas’ Thivaios, Jennifer Heylen, Mila Rooms, Sylvie Nawasadio, Jeroen Perceval, Frank Lammers, Tom Vermeir | Written by Trent Hagga | Directed by Jonas Govaerts Noah Hazard (Dimitri ‘Vegas’ Thivaios; It’s a Wonderful Knife, Yummy) loves his girlfriend Lea (Jennifer Heylen; Northern Lights, Under Fire) and their daughter Zita (Mila Rooms). But more than […]
Stars: Derek Nelson, James Reynard, Isabella Colby Browne, Lisa Antrobus, Leona Clarke, Nicholas Anscombe | Written by Lawrence Fowler, Geoff Fowler | Directed by Lawrence Fowler The Jack in the Box Rises continues the story of the cursed child’s toy that began with The Jack in the Box and continued in The Jack in the […]
Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chika Kanamoto, Emerson Min, Sticky Fingaz, Ji Yong Lee, Andrey Ivchenko, Kristanna Loken, Shannen Doherty, Cynthia Rothrock, Weston Cage, Kris Van Damme | Written by James Cullen Bressack, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Alethea Hnatko-Cho | Directed by James Cullen Bressack Jean-Claude Van Damme has kept a fairly low profile compared to many […]
Stars: James Gaudioso, Adam Shippey, Shawnee Smith, Drew Moerlein, Tyrese Gibson, Kresh Novakovic, Taryn Manning, Bruce Dern, Montanna Gillis | Written by James and Anthony Gaudioso | Directed by Ante Novakovic Bloodline Killer begins on Halloween Eve when Connor (James Gaudioso; Mid-Century, The Ghost and the Whale) sees his father killed by the masked serial […]
