29th Apr2014

Ten Worst Movies Ever Made!

by Phil Wheat

With all the good press big budget films get today, We sometimes forget that out there in the cinematic shadows lay some of the worst movies ever laid to film. Today we take you on a voyage into a world of shoddy production value and atrocious acting. Welcome to the… Ten Worst (and undoubtedly Strangest) Movies Ever Made!

*Summaries Courtesy of IMDB*

10. Plan 9 from Outer Space

Premiered: 1958
Directed By: Edward D. Wood Jr.
Summary: Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop human kind from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb).

9. Troll 2

Premiered: 1990
Directed By: Claudio Fragasso
Summary: A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile plant-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare.

8. Santa Claus

Premiered: 1959
Directed By: Rene Cardona
Summary: With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Christmas.

7. Glen or Glenda

Premiered: 1953
Directed By: Edward D. Wood Jr.
Summary: A psychiatrist tells two stories; one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudo hermaphrodite (Alan or Anne).

6. Who’s your Caddy?

Premiered: 2007
Directed By: Don Michael Paul
Summary: When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it’s nothing that he and his entourage can’t handle.

5. The Wild World of Batwoman

Premiered: 1966
Directed By: Jerry Warren
Summary: The pointlessly-named Batwoman and her bevy of Batmaidens fight evil and dance.

4. Disaster Movie

Premiered: 2008
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Summary: Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

3. Santa Claus conquers the Martians

Premiered: 1964
Directed By: Nicholas Webster
Summary: Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa.

2. Zodiac Killer

Premiered: 2005
Directed By: Ulli Lommel
Summary: A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer’s M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives. (Not to be confused with the David Fincher movie)

1. Baby Geniuses

Premiered: 1999
Directed By: Bob Clark
Summary: Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.

So if you’re in the mood for watching a really, Really bad movie look no further than the atrocious films above! Extra points if you trick a friend into watching one! Did I miss a film? Disagree with some of the films on the list? Drop a comment in the box below and let us know!


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