08th Jan2026

‘Ballerina Assassin’ VOD Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Preet Kaur, Dominic Keating, Winston Salk, Nicolas Sellar, Rocio Scotto, G. Anthony Joseph, Ignacio Alcala Jr., Joe Kurak | Written by Jacob David Smith | Directed by Michael Su Ballerina Assassin is The Asylum’s latest low-budget answer to a big-budget blockbuster — this time taking aim at Ballerina, the recent John Wick spin-off. In […]

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13th Sep2024

‘The Twisters’ VOD Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Mark Justice, Tiffany, Kayla Fields, Sofia Riba, Paul Logan, Curtis Strong | Written by Jeffery Anderson | Directed by Michael Su No, that’s not a typo, for their latest mockbuster, The Twisters the folks at The Asylum simply added “The” to the title of the film they’re cashing in on. That’s a pretty ballsy […]

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06th Aug2024

‘Snow White and the Seven Samurai’ Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Fiona Dorn, Eric Roberts, Gina Vitori, Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Sunny Tellone | Written by Jacob David Smith | Directed by Michael Su Long before Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, The Asylum was updating and repurposing myths and fairy tales into films like The 7 Adventures of Sinbad, 3 Musketeers, Avengers Grimm and the […]

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30th Oct2023

‘Bloodthirst’ Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Costas Mandylor, Robert LaSardo, Tara Reid, Wesley Cannon, Sarah French, Elissa Dowling, Bishop Stevens | Written by Adrian Milnes, Massimiliano Cerchi | Directed by Michael Su Bloodthirst is from the folks at Mahal Empire, last year they gave us their version of the zombie apocalypse, Bridge of the Doomed. This year they’re revisiting the […]

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14th Jun2023

‘Night of the Tommyknockers’ VOD Review

by James Rodrigues

Stars: Richard Grieco, Angela Cole, Tom Sizemore, Robert LaSardo, Jessica Morris, BJ Mezek, Denny Nolan | Written by Rolfe Kanefsky, Michael Mahal, Sonny Mahal | Directed by Michael Su There are not many times that a dynamite blast opens a film, yet that’s true of the latest feature from Mahal Empire. In the 1870s, miners are […]

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25th Apr2023

‘Monster Armageddon’ VOD Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Jhey Castles, Lindsey Marie Wilson, Michael Paré, Presley Alexander, Jolene Andersen, Lauren Elyse Buckley, Phillip Andre Botello, Natalie Daniels, Josh Duhon  | Written by Marc Gottlieb | Directed by Michael Su The tagline for The Asylum’s latest film Monster Armageddon reads “Welcome to the Multiverse”. But the film actually has less in common with […]

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26th Jan2023

‘Bridge of the Doomed’ Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Robert LaSardo, Dane Bingenheimer, Kate Watson, Michael Paré, Johnny Huang, King Jeff, Sarah French, William ‘Bill’ Connor, Thomas Haley | Written by Adrian Milnes | Directed by Michael Su Bridge of the Doomed certainly can’t be accused of being a slow burn. Within the first few minutes, an army base comes under attack, and […]

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10th Jan2023

‘2025 Armageddon’ VOD Review

by Jim Morazzini

Stars: Jhey Castles, Lindsey Marie Wilson, Michael Paré, Presley Alexander, Jolene Andersen, Lauren Elyse Buckley, Phillip Andre Botello, Natalie Daniels, Josh Duhon  | Written by Marc Gottlieb | Directed by Michael Su The tagline for The Asylum’s latest film 2025 Armageddon reads “Welcome to the Multiverse”. But the film actually has less in common with […]

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