01st Jan2026

‘Deathstalker’ VOD Review

by Phil Wheat

Stars: Daniel Bernhardt, Patton Oswalt, Christina Orjalo, Paul Lazenby, Nicholas Rice, Nina Bergman, Jon Ambrose, Laurie Field | Written and Directed by Steven Kostanski

There are certain films you circle on the calendar months in advance, knowing full well they’re going to land squarely in your wheelhouse. For me, Deathstalker was one of those films. Written and directed by Steven Kostanski (of Psycho Goreman infamy), produced by Slash, and serving as a loose remake/reimagining of the sword-and-sorcery cheapie originally shepherded by Roger Corman, this felt like a last roll of the dice after a run of mildly disappointing genre hopefuls.

Thankfully, Deathstalker delivers.

This isn’t a straight retelling of the original film so much as a fresh Deathstalker adventure. Our amoral, roguish barbarian wanders a grimy fantasy landscape, stumbles into a cursed talisman, and finds himself dragged into a quest involving undead warriors known as the Dreadites. Allies are gathered, monsters are slain, and limbs are removed with enthusiasm. You know the drill. Story-wise, it’s simple, but deliberately so. This is far closer in spirit to Deathstalker II than the first film, leaning into comedy, excess, and knowingly daft fantasy tropes.

Where the film really shines is in tone. Kostanski understands exactly what kind of movie this needs to be. It’s gory, but cartoonishly so. Think rubbery prosthetics, splattering body parts, and effects that feel closer to an adult comic book than anything remotely realistic. If you’ve seen Psycho Goreman, you’ll know the vibe. It’s schlock embraced with confidence, not irony.

Daniel Bernhardt’s Deathstalker is also surprisingly effective. He gives the character more personality than any of the original films ever managed, playing him as a weary, slightly put-upon everyman barbarian rather than a blank slab of muscle. The camaraderie between the party (barbarian, thief, wizard – very D&D-coded) adds warmth, and the modern dialogue helps make the whole thing oddly approachable.

Visually, it’s packed with monsters: Pigman makes a welcome return, joined by swamp creatures, demonic knights, two-headed oddities, and plenty of gloriously impractical creations. Nearly all of it is done practically, which is a huge win, even if some effects look unapologetically cheap. That’s part of the charm. There are fun nods to genre classics like The Sword and the Sorcerer (a personal all-time favourite) and Big Trouble in Little China, plus a tiny wizard character voiced by Patton Oswalt who looks like he wandered off the Masters of the Universe set.

Will this convert non-fans of Corman-era fantasy? Probably not. The rubber suits, artificial veneer, and lack of depth will be dealbreakers for some. It’s also notably less sleazy than the originals – the T&A is gone, replaced entirely by enthusiastic violence. That’ll either feel like a loss or a non-issue, depending on your taste.

For me, though? This absolutely worked. It knows what it is, never pretends otherwise, and commits fully. I had a blast, and if Deathstalker rides again, I’ll be there.

**** 4/5

Deathstalker is available on digital platforms now.

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