15th Jun2020

‘WWE 205 Live’ Review (June 12th 2020)

by Nathan Favel

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and here comes…El Pollo Loco! Wrestling Takedown Federation brings the action to you! When Hammerclaw sleeps with The Rad Russian’s girlfriend, will he get revenge? Stan The Man wants Bad Irene out of Juggernaut’s life! Triceratops is the man, baby! Love! Thrills! Danger! Action! W.T.F! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Match #1: Ever-Rise def. Leon Ruff & Adrian Alanis

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Ever-Rise have been on a mission to prove they are one of the best true tag teams in WWE, and they used a battle with Leon Ruff & Adrian Alanis to send a message on 205 Live. The two teams traded blows early, but Matt Martel & Chase Parker ascended for the victory with brutally effective teamwork.

My Opinion: 1.4 out of 5 – This was a dull squash match. Do you wanna watch a match where it feels like a heart attack and a stroke try to compete over who can f— you up the most? The wrestling was very slow and lackluster, if you’re looking for a real reason as to why this sucked. I look forward to seeing if these four can do better next time.

Match #2: (Main Event) Isaiah “Swerve” Scott, Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch def. Jack Gallagher, Tony Nese & Tehuti Miles

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Not all unlikely matches are made in heaven, as dysfunction plagued Jack Gallagher, Tony Nese & Tehuti Miles in their battle with Isaiah “Swerve” Scott, Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch. Nese & Gallagher found their groove together but never got on the same page with the WWE Performance Center standout. After the veterans felt disrespected by the hotshot upstart, Nese and Gallagher exited the ring and left Miles alone for “Swerve” to land the Confidence Boost.

My Opinion: 3.3 out of 5 – This was Hershey’s chocolate in a Lindt wrapper. There’s some fine action to be had here…action to be had? What am I, a f—-stick? I gotta get some assistants to write this thing. What kind of a stupid-ass name is Oney, anyway? I gotta get in on this “weird name” racket. As far as this match of odd named people goes, there was plenty of back-and-forth that never got too intense, but it was interesting to look at. I like pumpkins…and this was OKAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

Final Verdict: 2.6/5

This was far too short to make the two equally short matches sink in.


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